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The Snack Thief / - (by Andrea Camilleri, 1996) -

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THE SNACK THIEF 01 He woke up in a bad way. The sheets, during the sweaty, restless sleep that had followed his wolfing down three pounds of sardines a beccafico the previous evening, had wound themselves tightly round his body, making him feel like a mummy. He got up, went into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and guzzled half a bottle of cold water. As he was drinking, he glanced out the wide-open window. The dawn light promised a good day. The sea was flat as a table, the sky clear and cloudless. Sensitive as he was to the weather, Montalbano felt reassured as to his mood in the hours to come. As it was still too early, he went back to bed and readied himself for two more hours of slumber, pulling the sheet over his head. He thought, as he always did before falling asleep, of Livia lying in her bed in Boccadasse, outside of Genoa. She was a soothing presence, propitious to any journey, long or short, in country sleep, as Dylan Thomas had put it in a poem he liked very much. No sooner had the journey begun when it was interrupted by the ringing of the telephone. Like a drill, the sound seemed to enter one ear and come out the other, boring through his brain. Hello! Whoozis Im speaking with? Tell me first who you are. This is Catarella. Whats the matter? Sorry, Chief, I dint recnize your voice as yours. You mighta been sleeping. I certainly might have, at five in the morning! Would you please tell me what the hell is the matter without busting my balls any further? Somebody was killed in Maz?ra del Vallo. What the fuck is that to me? Im in Vig?ta. But, Chief, the dead guy Montalbano hung up and unplugged the phone. Before shutting his eyes he thought maybe his friend Valente, vice-commissioner of Maz?ra, was looking for him. He would call him later, from his office. o o o The shutter slammed hard against the wall. Montalbano sat bolt upright in bed, eyes agape with fright, convinced, in the haze of sleep still enveloping him, that hed been shot at. In the twinkling of an eye, the weather had changed: a cold, humid wind was kicking up waves with a yellowish froth, the sky now entirely covered with clouds that threatened rain. Cursing the saints, he got up, went into the bathroom, turned on the shower, and lathered himself up. All at once the water ran out. In Vig?ta, and therefore also in Marinella, where he lived, water was distributed roughly every three days. Roughly, because there was no way of knowing whether you would have water the very next day or the following week. For this reason Montalbano had taken the precaution of having several large tanks installed on the roof of his house, which would fill up when water was available. This time, however, there had apparently been no new water for eight days, for that was the maximum autonomy granted him by his reserves. He ran into the kitchen, put a pot under the faucet to collect the meager trickle that came out, and did the same in the bathroom sink. With the bit of water thus collected, he somehow managed to rinse the soap off his body, but the whole procedure certainly didnt help his mood. While driving to Vig?ta, yelling obscenities at all the mo-torists to cross his pathwhose only use for the Highway Code, in his opinion, was to wipe their asses with it, one way or anotherhe remembered Catarellas phone call and the explanation hed come up with for it, which didnt make sense. If Valente had needed him for some homicide that took place in Maz?ra, he would have called him at home, not at headquarters. He had concocted that explanation for conveniences sake, to unburden his conscience and sleep for another two hours in peace. o o o Theres absolutely nobody here! Catarella told him as soon as he saw him, respectfully rising from his chair at the switchboard. Montalbano had decided, with Sergeant Fazios agreement, that this was the best place for him. Even with his habit of passing on the wildest, most unlikely phone calls, he would surely do less damage there than anywhere else. What is it, a holiday? No, Chief, its not a holiday. Theyre all down at the port because of that dead guy in Maz?ra I called you about, if you remember, sometime early this morning or thereabouts. But if the dead guys in Maz?ra, what are they all doing at the port? No, Chief, the dead guys here. But, Jesus Christ, if the dead guys here, why the hell are you telling me hes in Maz?ra? Because he was from Maz?ra. Thats where he worked. Cat,think for a minute,so to speak . . . or whatever it is that you do: if a tourist from Bergamo was killed here inVig?ta, what would you tell me? That somebody was killed in Bergamo? Chief, the point is, this dead guy was just passing through. I mean, they shot him when he was on a fishing boat from Maz?ra. Who shot him? The Tunisians did, Chief. Montalbano gave up, demoralized. Did Augello also go down to the port? Yessir. His second-in-command, Mim? Augello, would be de lighted if he didnt show up at the port. Listen, Cat I have to write a report. Im not in for anyone. o o o Hello, Chief ? I got Signorina Livia on the line here from Genoa. What do I do, Chief ? Should I put her on or not? Put her on. Since you said, not ten minutes ago, that you wasnt in for nobody I said put her on, Cat . . . Hello, Livia? Hi. Hi, my eye. Ive been trying to call you all morning. The phone at your house just rings and rings. Really? I guess I forgot to plug it back in. You want to hear something funny? At five oclock this morning, I got a phone call about I dont want to hear anything funny. I tried calling at seven-thirty, at eight-fifteen, I tried again at Livia, I already told you I forgot You forgot me , thats what you forgot. I told you yesterday I was going to call you at seven-thirty this morning to decide whether Livia, Im warning you. Its windy outside and about to rain. So what? You know what. This kind of weather puts me in a bad mood. I wouldnt want my words to be I get the picture. I just wont call you anymore. You call me, if you feel like it. o o o Montalbano! How are you? Officer Augello told me everything. This is a very big deal, one that will certainly have international repercussions. Dont you think? He felt at sea. He had no idea what the commissioner was talking about. He decided to be generically affirmative. Oh, yes, yes. International repercussions? Anyway, Ive arranged for Augello to confer with the prefect. The matter is, how shall I say, beyond my competence. Yes, yes. Are you feeling all right, Montalbano? Yes, fine. Why? Nothing, it just seemed . . . Just a slight headache, thats all. What day is today? Thursday, sir. Listen, why dont you come to dinner at our house on Saturday? My wifell make you her black spaghetti in squid ink. Its delicious. Pasta with squid ink. His mood was black enough to dress a hundred pounds of spaghetti. International repercussions? o o o Fazio came in and Montalbano immediately laid into him. Would somebody please be so kind as to tell me what the fuck is going on? Cmon, Chief, dont take it out on me just because its windy outside. For my part, early this morning, before contacting Inspector Augello, I had somebody call you. You mean Catarella? If you have Catarella calling me about something important, then you really must be a shit-head, since you know damn well that nobody can ever understand a fucking thing the guy says. What happened, anyway? A motor trawler from Maz?ra, which according to the ships captain was fishing in international waters, was attacked by a Tunisian patrol boat. Sprayed with machine-gun fire. The fishing boat signaled its position to one of our patrols, the Fulmine , then managed to escape. Good going, said Montalbano. On whose part? asked Fazio. On the part of the captain of the fishing boat, who instead of surrendering had the courage to run away. What else? The shots killed one of the crew. Somebody from Maz?ra? Sort of. Would you please explain? He was Tunisian. They say his working papers were in order. Down around Maz?ra all the crews are mixed. First of all because theyre good workers, and secondly because, if theyre ever stopped, they can talk to the patrols from the other side. Do you believe the trawler was fishing in international waters? Me? Do I look like a moron or something? o o o Hello, Inspector Montalbano? This is Major Marniti of the Harbor Office. What can I do for you, Major? Im calling about that unfortunate incident on the Mazarese fishing boat, where the Tunisian was killed. Im questioning the captain, trying to determine exactly where they were at the moment they were attacked, and to establish the sequence of events. Afterwards, hes going to drop by your office. Why? Hasnt my assistant already questioned him? Yes. Then theres really no need for him to come here. Thanks for calling. They were trying to drag him into this mess by the ear. o o o The door flew open with such force that the inspector jumped out of his chair. Catarella appeared, looking very agitated. Sorry bout that, Chief. Door slipped outa my hand. If you ever come in like that again, Ill shoot you. What is it? Somebody just now phoned that somebodys inside an elevator. The inkwell, made of finely wrought bronze, missed Catarellas forehead but made such a noise when it struck the wooden door that it could have been a cannon shot. Catarella cringed, covering his head with his arms. Montalbano started kicking his desk. In rushed Fazio, hand on his open holster. What was that? What happened? Get this asshole to explain to you this business about somebody stuck in an elevator. Let em call the goddamn fire department! But get him out of here, I dont want to hear his voice. Fazio returned in a flash. Somebody got killed in an elevator, he said, brief and to the point, to preempt any further flying inkwells. o o o Giuseppe Cosentino, security guard, said the man standing near the open elevator door, introducing himself. I was the one who found Mr. Lap?cora. How come theres nobody around? Where are all the nosy neighbors? Fazio asked in amazement. I sent them all home. They do what I say around here. I live on the sixth floor, the security guard said proudly, adjusting the jacket of his uniform. Montalbano wondered how much authority Giuseppe Cosentino would have if he lived in the basement. The dead Mr. Lap?cora was sitting on the floor of the elevator, shoulders propped against the rear wall. Next to his right hand was a bottle of Corvo white, still corked and sealed. Next to his left hand, a light gray hat. Dressed to the nines, necktie and all, the late Mr. Lap?cora was a distinguished-looking man of about sixty, with eyes open in a look of astonishment, perhaps for having pissed his pants. Montalbano bent down and with the tip of his forefinger touched the dark stain between the dead mans legs. It wasnt piss, but blood. The elevator was one of those set inside the wall, so there was no way to look behind the corpse to see if the man had been stabbed or shot. He took a deep breath and didnt smell any gunpow-der, though it was possible it had already dissipated. They needed to alert the coroner. You think Dr. Pasquano is still at the port or would he already be back in Montelusa by now? Probably still at the port. Go give him a ring. And if Jacomuzzi and the forensics gang are there, tell them to come too. Fazio raced out. Montalbano turned to the security guard, who, sensing he was about to be addressed, came to attention. At ease, Montalbano said wearily. The inspector learned that the building had six floors, with three apartments per floor, all inhabited. I live on the sixth floor, the top floor, Giuseppe Cosentino felt compelled to reaffirm. Was Mr. Lap?cora married? Yessir. To Antonietta Palmisano. Did you send the widow home too? No sir. She doesnt know shes a widow yet, sir. She went out early this morning to visit her sister in Fiacca, seeing as how this sisters not in good health. She took the six-thirty bus. Excuse me, but how do you know all these things? Did living on the sixth floor grant him that power too? Did they all have to tell him what they were doing and why? Mrs. Palmisano Lap?cora told my wife yesterday, the security guard explained. Seeing as how the two women talk to each other and all. Do the Lap?coras have any children? One son. Hes a doctor. But he lives a long way from Vig?ta. What was Lap?coras profession? Businessman. Had his office in Salita Granet, number 28. But in the last few years, he only went there three times a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, seeing as how he didnt feel much like working anymore. He had some money stashed away, didnt have to depend on anyone. You are a gold mine, Mr. Cosentino. The security guard sprang back to attention. At that moment, a woman of about fifty appeared, with legs like tree trunks. Her hands were loaded with plastic bags filled to bursting. I went shopping! she declared with a surly glance at the inspector and the security guard. Im glad, said Montalbano. Well Im not, all right? Because now I have to climb up six flights of stairs. When are you going to take the body away? And, glaring again at the two men, she began her difficult ascent, snorting like an enraged bull. A terrible woman, Mr. Inspector. Her name is Gaetana Pinna. She lives in the apartment next to mine, and not a day goes by without her trying to start an argument with my wife, who, since shes a real lady, wont give her the satisfaction. And so the woman gets even by making a horrible racket, especially when Im trying to catch up on my sleep after my long shift. o o o The handle of the knife stuck between Mr. Lap?coras shoulder blades was worn. A common kitchen utensil. When did they kill him, in your opinion? the inspector asked Dr. Pasquano. To make a rough guess, Id say between seven and eight oclock this morning. Ill be able to tell you more precisely a little later. Jacomuzzi arrived with his men from the crime lab, and they began their intricate search. Montalbano stepped out of the buildings main door. It was windy, the sky still overcast. The street was a very short one, with only two shops, one opposite the other. On the left-hand side of the street was a greengrocer, behind whose counter sat a very thin man with thick glasses. One of the lenses was cracked. Hello, Im Inspector Montalbano. This morning, did you by any chance see Mr. Lap?cora come in or go out the front door of his building? The thin man chuckled and said nothing. Did you hear my question? asked the inspector, slightly miffed. Oh, I heard you all right, the grocer said. But as for seeing, I cant help you much there. I couldnt even see a tank if one came through that door. On the right-hand side of the street was a fishmongers shop, with two customers inside. The inspector waited for them to come out, then entered. Hello, Lollo. Hello, Inspector. Ive got some really fresh striped bream today. Im not here to buy fish, Lollo. Youre here about the death. Yeah. Howd Lap?cora die? A knife in the back. Lollo looked at him openmouthed. Lap?cora was murdered?! Why so surprised? Who would have wished Mr. Lap?cora any harm? He was a good man, Mr. Lap?cora. Unbelievable! Did you see him this morning? No. What time did you open up? Six-thirty. Ah, but I did run into his wife, Antonietta, on the corner. She was in a rush. She was running to catch the bus for Fiacca. In all likelihood, Montalbano concluded, Lap?cora was killed in the elevator, as he was about to go out. He lived on the fourth floor. o o o Dr. Pasquano took the body to Montelusa for the autopsy. Meanwhile, Jacomuzzi wasted a little more time filling three small plastic bags with a cigarette butt, a bit of dust, and a tiny piece of wood. Ill keep you posted. Montalbano went into the elevator and signaled to the security guard, who had not moved an inch all the while, to come along with him. Cosentino seemed hesitant. Whats wrong? Theres still blood on the floor. So what? Just be careful not to get it on your shoes. Would you rather climb six flights of stairs? 1 4 h2> Come in, come in, said a cheerful Signora Cosentino, an irresistibly likable balloon with a mustache. Montalbano entered a living room with the dining room attached. The housewife turned to her husband with a look of concern. You werent able to rest, Pep?. Duty. And when duty calls, duty calls. Did you go out this morning, signora? I never go out before Pep? comes home. Do you know Mrs. Lap?cora? Yes. We chat a little, now and then, when were waiting for the elevator together. Did you also chat with the husband? No, I didnt care much for him. A good man, no doubt about that, but I just didnt like him. If youll excuse me a minute . . . She left the room. Montalbano turned to the security guard. Where do you work? At the salt depot. From eight in the evening to eight in the morning. It was you who discovered the body, correct? Yes, sir. It mustve been about ten after eight at the latest. The depots just around the corner. I called the elevator It wasnt on the ground floor? No, it wasnt. I distinctly remember calling it. And of course you dont know what floor it was on. Ive thought about that, Inspector. Based on the amount of time it took to arrive, Id say it was on the fifth floor. I think I calculated right. It didnt add up. All decked out, Mr. Lap?cora . . . What was his first name, by the way? Aurelio, but he went by Arelio. . . . instead of taking the elevator down, took it up one floor. The gray hat meant he was about to go outside, not to visit someone inside the building. What did you do next? Nothing. Seeing that the elevator had arrived, I opened the door and saw the dead body. Did you touch it? Are you kidding? Ive got experience with that sort of thing. How did you know the man was dead? As I said, I have experience. So I ran to the grocers and called you, the police. Then I went and stood guard in front of the elevator. Mrs. Cosentino came in with a steaming cup. Would you like a little coffee? Montalbano accepted and emptied the demitasse. Then he rose to leave. Wait a minute, said the security guard, opening a drawer and handing him a writing pad and ballpoint pen. Youll probably want to take notes, he said in response to the inspectors questioning glance. What, are we in school or something? he replied rudely. He couldnt stand policemen who took notes. Whenever he saw one doing so on television, he changed the channel. o o o In the apartment next door, Signora Gaetana Pinna, with the tree-trunk legs, was waiting. As soon as she saw Montalbano, she pounced. Did you finally take the body away? Yes, maam. You can use the elevator now. No, dont close your door. I need to ask you a few questions. Me? I got nothin to say. He heard a voice from inside the flat, but it wasnt so much a voice as a kind of deep rumble. Tanina! Dont be so rude! Invite the gentleman inside! The inspector entered another typical living roomdining room. Sitting in an armchair, in an undershirt, with a sheet pulled over his legs, was an elephant, a man of gigantic proportions. His bare feet, sticking out from under the sheet, looked like elephant feet; even his long, pendulous nose resembled a trunk. Please sit down, the man said, apparently in a talkative mood, motioning towards a chair. You know, when my wife gets ornery like that, I feel like . . . like . . . Trumpeting? Montalbano couldnt help saying. Luckily the man didnt understand. . . . like breaking her neck. What can I do for you? Did you know Mr. Lap?cora? I dont know nobody in this building. I been livin here five years and dont even know a friggin dog. In five years I aint even made it as far as the landing. I cant move my legs, takes too much effort. Took three stevedores to get me up here, since I couldnt fit in the elevator. They put a sling around me and hoisted me up, like a piano. He laughed, rather like a roll of thunder. I knew that Mr. Lap?cora, the wife cut in. Nasty man. He couldnt be bothered to say hello, like it caused him pain. You, signora, how did you find out he was dead? Howd I find out? I had to go out shopping and so I called the elevator, but nothing happened. It wouldnt come. I guessed somebody musta left the door open, which these rude peoples always doing round here. So I went down on foot and saw the security guard standing guard over the body. And after I went shopping, I had to climb back up the stairs and I still havent caught my breath! So much the better. That way youll talk less, said the elephant. o o o the cristofoletti family said the plaque on the door of the third apartment, but no matter how hard the inspector knocked, nobody opened up. He went back to the Cosentino flat and rang the doorbell. What can I do for you, Inspector? Do you know if the Cristofoletti family Cosentino slapped himself noisily on the forehead. I forgot to tell you! With all this business about the dead body, it completely slipped my mind. Mr. and Mrs. Cristofoletti are both in Montelusa. She, Signora Romilda, that is, had an operation, woman stuff. They should be back tomorrow. Thanks. Dont mention it. Montalbano took two steps on the landing, turned around, and knocked again. What can I do for you, Inspector? Earlier you said you had experience dealing with dead people. What did you mean? I worked as a nurse for a few years. Thanks. Dont mention it. o o o He went down to the fifth floor, where according to Cosentino the elevator had been waiting with the already murdered Aurelio Lap?cora inside. Had he perhaps gone up one flight to meet someone who then knifed him? Excuse me, maam, Im Inspector Montalbano. The young housewife who had come to the door about thirty, very attractive but unkemptput a finger to her lips, her expression complicitous, enjoining him to be quiet. Montalbano fell silent. What did that gesture mean? Damn his habit of always going about unarmed! Gingerly the young woman stood aside from the door, and the inspector, on his guard and looking all around him, entered a small study full of books. Please speak very softly. If the baby wakes up, thats the end, we wont be able to talk. He cries like theres no tomorrow. Montalbano heaved a sigh of relief. You already know everything, maam, dont you? Yes, Mrs. Gullotta, the lady next door, told me, the woman said, breathing the words in his ear. The inspector found the situation very arousing. So you didnt see Mr. Lap?cora this morning? I havent been out of the house yet. Where is your husband? In Fela. He teaches at the middle school there. He leaves every morning at six-fifteen sharp. He was sorry their encounter had to be so brief. The more he looked at Signora Gulisanothat was the surname on the plaquethe more he liked her. In feminine fashion, she sensed this and smiled. Will you stay for a cup of coffee? With pleasure. o o o The little boy who answered the door to the next apartment couldnt have been more than four years old and was fiercely cockeyed. Who are you, stranger? he asked. Im a policeman, Montalbano said, smiling, forcing himself to play along. Youll never take me alive, said the kid, and he shot his water pistol at the inspector, hitting him square in the forehead. The scuffle that followed was brief, and as the disarmed child started to cry, Montalbano cold-bloodedly squirted him in the face, drenching him. What is this? Whats going on here? The little angels mother, Signora Gullotta, had nothing in common with the young mother next door. As a prelimi-nary measure she slapped her son hard, then she grabbed the water pistol the inspector had let fall to the floor and hurled it out the window. There! Thatll put an end to all this aggravation! With a heartrending wail, the little boy ran into another room. Its his fathers fault, always buying him these toys! Hes out of the house all day long, doesnt give a damn, and Im stuck here to look after that little demon! And what do you want? Im Inspector Montalbano. Did Mr. Lap?cora by any chance come up to your apartment this morning? Mr. Lap?cora? To our apartment? Why would he do that? Thats what Im asking you. I guess I knew the man, but it was never anything more than good morning, good evening . . . Not a word more. Perhaps your husband My husband never spoke to Lap?cora. Anyway, when could he have? The guys always out. He just doesnt give a damn. Where is your husband? Hes out, as you can see. Yes, but where does he work? At the port, at the fish market. Hes up at four-thirty in the morning and back at eight in the evening. Im lucky I ever see him at all. An understanding woman, this Mrs. Gullotta. o o o On the door to the third and last apartment on the fifth floor was the name piccirillo. The woman who answered the door, a distinguished-looking fifty-year-old, was clearly upset and nervous. What do you want? Im Inspector Montalbano. The woman looked away. We dont know anything. Montalbano immediately smelled a rat. Could this woman have been the reason Lap?cora went one flight up? Let me in. I still have to ask you some questions. Signora Piccirillo gruffly stepped aside to let him in, then led him into a small but pleasant sitting room. Is your husband at home? Im a widow. I live with my daughter, Luigina, whos unmarried. Call her in here, if shes at home. Luigina! A jeans-clad girl in her early twenties appeared. Cute but very pale, and literally terrified. The rat smell grew even stronger, and the inspector decided to go on the attack. This morning Mr. Lap?cora came to see you here. What did he want? No! said Luigina, almost yelling. He didnt, I swear it! the mother proclaimed. What was your relation to Mr. Lap?cora? We knew him by sight, said Mrs. Piccirillo. We havent done anything wrong, Luigina whined. Well, listen closely: if you havent done anything wrong, you shouldnt be afraid. We have a witness who claims that Mr. Lap?cora was on the fifth floor when But why hold that against us? There are two other families living on this floor who Stop it! Luigina exploded, in the throes of an hysterical fit. Stop it, Mama! Tell him everything! Tell him! Oh, all right. This morning, my daughter, on her way out for an appointment at the hairdressers, called the elevator, which arrived at once. It must have been stopped at the floor below us, the fourth floor. What time was it? Eight oclock, five past . . . She opened the door and saw Mr. Lap?cora sitting on the floor. When I looked inside the elevatorId gone out with her to wait for itthe man seemed drunk. He had a bottle of wine, unopened, and, uh . . . it looked like hed soiled himself. My daughter felt disgusted. She closed the elevator door and started going down the stairs. At that moment the elevator left, somebody downstairs had called it. Well, my daughter has a delicate stomach, and that sight made us both a little queasy. So Luigina went back inside to freshen up, and so did I. Not five minutes later, Mrs. Gullotta came and told us that poor Mr. Lap?cora wasnt drunk at all, but dead! And thats the whole story. No, said Montalbano. Thats not the whole story. What did you say? I told you the truth! the woman said, upset and offended. The truth is slightly different and more unpleasant. You both immediately realized the man was dead. But you didnt say anything; you acted as if youd never seen him at all. Why? We didnt want our names ending up on everyones lips, Signora Piccirillo admitted in defeat. Then in a sudden burst of energy, she shouted hysterically: Were honest people! So those two honest people had left the corpse to be discovered by someone else, perhaps someone less honest. And what if Lap?cora hadnt been dead yet? Theyd left him there to rot, to save . . . to save what? He went out, slamming the door behind him, and found Fazio, who was on his way to keep him company, standing before him. Here I am, Inspector. If you need anything An idea flashed in his brain. Yes, I do need something. Knock on this door. There are two women inside, mother and daughter. Failure to offer assistance. Haul em in, and make as much racket as possible. I want everyone in the building to think theyve been arrested. Then, when I get back to headquarters, well let em go. o o o Upon opening the door, Mr. Culicchia, an accountant who lived in the first apartment on the fourth floor, gave the inspector a little push backwards. We cant let my wife hear us, he said, standing outside the doorway. Im Inspector I know, I know. Did you bring me back my bottle? What bottle? Montalbano asked in shock, staring at the skinny seventy-year-old, who had assumed a conspiratorial air. The one that was next to the dead man, the bottle of Corvo white. Wasnt it Mr. Lap?coras? Absolutely not! Its mine! Im sorry, I dont quite understand. Explain. I went out this morning to go shopping, and when I got back, I opened the elevator door, and there was Mr. Lap?cora inside, dead. I realized it at once. Did you call the elevator? Why would I do that? It was already on the ground floor. And what did you do? What could I have done, my boy? Ive got injuries to my left leg and right arm. Got shot by the Americans. I had four bags in each hand. I couldnt very well have taken the stairs now, could I? Are you telling me you came up in the elevator with the body inside? I had no choice! But then, when the elevator stopped at my floor, which was also the deceaseds floor, the bottle of wine rolled out of one of my bags. So I opened the door to my apartment, took all the bags inside, and then came back out to get the bottle. But I didnt get back in time; somebodyd called the elevator to the next floor up. How is that possible if the door was open! But it wasnt! Id closed it without thinking! Ah, the mind! At my age one doesnt think so clearly anymore. I didnt know what to do. If my wife found out Id lost a bottle of wine shed skin me alive. You must believe me, Inspector. Shes capable of anything, that woman. Tell me what happened next. The elevator passed by in front of me again and went down to the ground floor. So I started going down the stairs. When I finally arrived, bum leg and all, I found the security guard there, who wasnt letting anyone get near. I told him about the wine and he promised hed mention it to the authorities. Are you the authorities? In a sense. Did the guard mention the bottle of wine to you? No. So what am I supposed to do now? Eh? What am I supposed to do? That woman counts the money I spend! he complained, wringing his hands. Upstairs they could hear the desperate voices of the Piccirillo women, and Fazios imperious commands: Down the stairs! On foot! And keep quiet! Doors opened, questions were asked aloud from floor to floor. Whos been arrested? The Piccirillo girls? Are they being taken away? Are they going to jail? When Fazio came within reach, Montalbano handed him ten thousand lire. After youve taken them to headquarters, go buy a bottle of Corvo white and bring it to this gentleman here. o o o Montalbanos interrogation of the other tenants did not yield any important new information. The only one who said anything of interest was the elementary-school teacher Bonavia, who lived on the third floor. He explained to the inspector that his eight-year-old son Matteo had fallen down and bloodied his nose when getting ready for school. As it wouldnt stop bleeding, he had taken him to the emergency room. This was around seven-thirty, and there was no trace of Mr. Lap?cora, dead or alive, in the elevator. Aside from the elevator rides hed taken as a corpse, two things about the deceased seemed clear to Montalbano: one, he was a decent man, but decidedly unpleasant; and two, he was killed in the elevator, between seven thirty-five and eight oclock. Since the murderer had run the risk of being surprised with the corpse in the elevator by a tenant, this meant the crime had not been premeditated, but committed on im-pulse. It wasnt much to go on. Back at headquarters, the inspector thought about this a little, then glanced at his watch. Two oclock! No wonder he felt so famished. He called Fazio. Im going to Calogeros for some lunch. If Augello arrives in the meantime, send him to me. And one more thing: post a guard in front of the deceaseds apartment. Dont let her in before I get there. Dont let who in? The victims wife, Mrs. Lap?cora. Are the Piccirillos still here? Yessir. Send em home. Whatll I tell them? Tell em the investigation is continuing. Let those honest people shit their pants a little. 2 8 h2> What can I serve you today? Whatve you got? For the first course, whatever you like. No first course for me today, Id rather keep it light. For the main course, Ive prepared alalonga allagrodolce , and hake in a sauce of anchovies. Going in for haute cuisine, eh, Cal?? Now and then I get the urge. Bring me a generous serving of the hake. Ah, and, while Im waiting, make me a nice plate of seafood antipasto. He was overcome by doubt. Was that a light meal? He left the question unanswered and opened the newspaper. It turned out that the little economic measure the government had promised would not be for fifteen billion lire, but twenty. There were sure to be price increases, gasoline and cigarettes among them. The unemployment rate in the South had reached a figure that was better left unmentioned. The Northern League, after their tax revolt, had decided to expel the local prefects, a first step towards secession. Thirty youths in a town near Naples had gang-raped an Ethiopian girl. The town was defending them: the black girl was not only black, but a whore. An eight-year-old boy had hung himself. Three pushers were arrested, average age twelve. A twenty-year-old man had blown his brains out playing Russian roulette. A jealous old man of eightyHeres your appetizer. And a good thing too. A few more news items and his appetite would have been gone. Then eight pieces of hake arrived, enough to feed four people. They were crying out their joythe pieces of hake, that isat having been cooked the way God had meant them to be. One whiff was enough to convey the dishs perfection, achieved by the right amount of breadcrumbs and the delicate balance between the anchovies and the whisked egg. He brought the first bite to his mouth, but did not swallow it immediately. He let the flavor spread sweetly and uniformly over his tongue and palate, allowing both to fully appreciate the gift theyd just been given. Then he swallowed, and Mim? Augello appeared in front of the table. Sit down. Mim? Augello sat down. I wouldnt mind a bite myself, he said. Do whatever you want, but dont talk. Im telling you as a brother, for your own good. Dont talk for any reason in the world. If you interrupt me while Im eating this hake, Im liable to wring your neck. Could I have some spaghetti with clams? Mim?, unfazed, asked Calogero as he was passing by. White sauce or red? White. While waiting, Augello appropriated the inspectors newspaper and started reading. When the spaghetti arrived, Montalbano had fortunately finished his hake. Fortunately, because Mim? proceeded to sprinkle a generous helping of Parmesan cheese over his plate. Christ! Even a hyena, which, being a hyena, feeds on carrion, would have been sickened to see a dish of pasta with clam sauce covered with Parmesan! How did you act with the commissioner? What do you mean? I just want to know if you licked his ass or his balls. What on earth are you thinking? Cmon, Mim?, I know you. You pounced on the case of the machine-gunned Tunisian just to make a good impression. I merely did my duty, since you were nowhere to be found. Apparently the Parmesan was not enough, as he added two more spoonfuls, then ground a bit of pepper on top. And how did you enter the prefects office, on your hands and knees? Knock it off, Salvo. Why should I? Since you never miss a single opportu-nity to stab me in the back! I? Stab you in the back? Listen, Salvo, if after working for four years with you I had really wanted to stab you in the back, youd now be running the most godforsaken police station in the most godforsaken backwater in Sardinia, while I would be vice-commissioner at the very least. You know what you are, Salvo? Youre a colander that leaks water out of a thousand holes, and all Im ever doing is trying to plug as many holes as possible. He was absolutely right, and Montalbano, having let off some steam, changed his tone: Tell me at least what happened. I wrote a report, its all in there. A large motor trawler from Maz?ra del Vallo, the Santopadre , with a crew of six including one Tunisian. It was his first time on board, poor guy. The usual scenario, what can I say? A Tunisian patrol boat orders them to stop, the fishing boat refuses, the patrol boat fires. Except that things went a bit differently this time. This time, somebody got killed, and Im sure the Tunisians are sorrier than anybody about it. Because all they care about is seizing the boat and squeezing a ton of money out of the owner, who then has to negotiate with the Tunisian government. What about ours? Our what? Our government. Dont they come into the picture somewhere? God forbid! Theyd make everybody waste an endless amount of time trying to resolve the problem through diplomatic channels. You see, the longer the fishing boat is de-tained, the less the owner earns. But what do the Tunisian coast guards get out of it? They get a cut, just like the municipal cops in some of our towns. Not officially, of course. The captain of the Santopadre, whos also the owner, says it was the Rameh that attacked them. And whats that? Thats the name of a Tunisian motor patrol boat whose commanding officer is notorious for behaving exactly like a pirate. But since somebody got killed this time, our government will be forced to intervene. The prefect asked for a very detailed report. So why did they come and bust our balls instead of dealing directly with Maz?ra? The Tunisian didnt die immediately, and Vig?ta was the nearest port. At any rate, the poor bastard didnt make it. Did they radio for help? Yes, they hailed the Fulmine , a patrol boat thats always riding at anchor in our port. How did you put that? Why, what did I say? You said: riding at anchor. And you probably wrote that in your report to the prefect. A nitpicker like that, I can already imagine his reaction! Youre fucked, Mim?, by your very own hand. And what should I have written? Moored, Mim?, or docked. Riding at anchor means anchored on the open sea. Theres a fundamental difference. Oh, God! It was well known that the prefect, who went by the name of Dieterich and hailed from Bolzano, didnt know a ca?que from a cruiser, but Augello had swallowed the bait and Montalbano relished his small victory. Dont worry about it. So what was the upshot? The Fulmine arrived at the scene in less than half an hour, but once there, they didnt find anything. They cruised around a bit in the area, with no results. This is what the Harbor Office learned by radio. When our patrol boat comes back in well know a few more details. Bah! said the inspector, doubtful. Whats wrong? I dont see why it should be of any concern to us or our government if some Tunisians kill a Tunisian. Mim?, mouth agape, just stared at him. You know, Salvo, Im sure I say my share of stupid things, but when you come out with one, its always a whopper. Bah! repeated Montalbano, unconvinced hed said anything stupid. So, what about our dead man, the one in the elevator? What can you tell me about him? Im not going to tell you anything. That dead mans mine. You took the Tunisian, Im taking the guy from Vig?ta. Lets hope the weather improves , thought Augello. Otherwise, hows anyone going to put up with this guy? o o o Hello, Inspector Montalbano? This is Marniti. What can I do for you, Major? I wanted to let you know that our command has decidedand I agree with themthat the fishing-boat incident should be handled by the Harbor Office of Maz?ra. The Santopadre should therefore weigh anchor at once. Do your people need to do any further searches on the vessel? I dont think so. But Im thinking that we, too, ought to abide by the wise decision of your command. I didnt dare ask. o o o Montalbano here, Mr. Commissioner. Please excuse me if Any news? No, nothing. I was just having some, uh, procedural doubts. Major Marniti of the Harbor Office phoned me just now to tell me their command has decided that the investigation of the Tunisian who was machine-gunned should be transferred to Maz?ra. So I was wondering if we, too Yes, I see, Montalbano. I think youre right. Ill call my counterpart in Trapani at once and tell him were quitting the investigation. Theyve got a vice-commissioner in Maz?ra whos really on the ball, if I remember correctly. Well let them take over everything. Were you handling the case directly yourself ? No, my deputy, Inspector Augello, was taking care of it. Tell him well be sending the autopsy and ballistics reports to Maz?ra. Well have copies sent to Inspector Augello to keep him informed. o o o He kicked open the door to Mim? Augellos office, held out his right arm, clenching the fist and grabbing the forearm with his left hand. Here, Mim?. Whats that supposed to mean? It means the investigation of the killing on the fishing boat has been transferred to Maz?ra.Youre left empty-handed, while Ive still got my elevator murder. One to nothing. He felt in a better mood now. In fact, the wind had dropped and the sky was clearing. o o o Around three in the afternoon, Officer Gallo, guarding the late Lap?coras apartment and awaiting his widows return, saw the door to the Culicchia flat open up. The accountant approached the policeman and said in a whisper: My wife has fallen asleep. Informed of this, Gallo didnt know what to say. The names Culicchia, the inspector knows me. Have you eaten? Gallo, whose insides were tied in knots from hunger, shook his head no. Culicchia went back into his apartment and soon returned with a platter on which there was a bread roll, a sizable slice of caciocavallo cheese, five slices of salami, and a glass of wine. Thats Corvo white. The inspector bought it for me. He returned again half an hour later. I brought you the newspaper, to help you pass the time. o o o At seven-thirty that evening, as if on cue, every single balcony or window on the same side of the building as the main entrance was full of people looking out for the return of Signora Antonietta, who still didnt know shed become a widow. The show was going to be in two parts. Part one: Signora Antonietta, stepping off the bus from Fiacca, the seven twenty-five, would appear at the top of the street five minutes later, with her usual unsociability and self-possession in full view, and with no idea whatsoever that a bomb was about to explode over her head. This first part was indispensable to a full appreciation of the second (for which the spectators would move quickly away from balconies and windows and onto landings and stairwells): upon hearing from the officer on duty why she couldnt enter her apartment, the widow, now apprised of her widowhood, would begin behaving like the Virgin Mary, tearing out her hair, crying out, beating her breast while being ineffectually re-strained by fellow mourners who in the meantime would have promptly come to her aid. The show never took place. It wasnt right, the security guard and his wife decided, for Signora Antonietta to learn of her husbands murder from a strangers mouth. Dressed for the occasionhe in a charcoal-gray suit, she completely in blackthey lay in wait for her near the bus stop. When Signora Antonietta got off, they came forward, their faces now matching the colors of their clothing: he gray, she black. Whats wrong? Signora Antonietta asked in alarm. There is no Sicilian woman alive, of any class, aristocrat or peasant, who, after her fiftieth birthday, isnt always expecting the worst. What kind of worst? Any, so long as its the worst. Signora Antonietta conformed to the rule: Did something happen to my husband? she asked. Since she was doing it all herself, the only thing left for Cosentino and his wife was to play supporting roles. They spread their hands apart, looking sorrowful. And here Signora Antonietta said something that, logi-cally speaking, she shouldnt have said. Was he murdered? The Cosentinos spread their hands apart again. The widow teetered, but kept her footing. The people at their windows and balconies therefore witnessed a scene that could only have been a disappointment: Mrs. Lap?cora walking between Mr. and Mrs. Cosentino and speaking calmly. She was explaining in great detail the operation that her sister had just undergone in Fiacca. In the dark as to these developments, Officer Gallo, upon hearing the elevator stop at his floor at seven thirty-five, stood up from the stair on which hed been sitting, reviewing what he was supposed to say to the unhappy woman, and took a step forward. The elevator door opened and a man got out. Giuseppe Cosentinos the name. Seeing as how Mrs. Lap?cora is going to have to wait, Im putting her up at my place. Please inform the inspector. I live on the sixth floor. o o o The Lap?cora apartment was in perfect order. Livingdining room, bedroom, study, kitchen, and bath, nothing out of place. On the desk in the study lay the wallet of the deceased, with all his documents and one hundred thousand lire. ThereforeMontalbano said to himselfAurelio Lap?cora had got dressed to go somewhere he wouldnt need identification, credit, or money. He sat down in the chair behind the desk and opened the drawers, one after the other. In the first drawer on the left he found stamps, old envelopes with aurelio lap?cora inc. importazione-esportazione printed on the back, pencils, ballpoint pens, erasers, outdated stamps, and two sets of keys. The widow explained that one set was for the house and the other for the office. In the drawer below this one, there were only some yellowed letters bound together with string. The first drawer on the right held a surprise: a brand-new Beretta with two reserve car-tridge clips and five boxes of ammunition. Mr. Lap?cora, if hed wanted to, could have carried out a massacre. The last drawer contained lightbulbs, razor blades, rolls of string, and rubber bands.p> The inspector told Galluzzo, who had replaced Gallo, to bring the weapon and ammunition to headquarters. Then check to see if the pistol was registered. A smell of stale perfume, burnt straw in color, hung aggressively in the air of the study, even though the inspector, upon entering, had thrown the window wide open. The widow had gone and sat in an armchair in the living room. She seemed utterly indifferent, as if sitting in a railway station waiting room, awaiting her train. Montalbano also sat down in an armchair, and at that moment the doorbell rang. Signora Antonietta instinctively started to get up, but the inspector stopped her with a gesture. Galluzzo, go see who it is. The door was opened, they heard some whispering, and the policeman returned. Theres somebody who lives on the sixth floor says he wants to talk to you. Says hes a security guard. Cosentino had put on his uniform; he was on his way to work. Sorry to disturb you, but seeing as how something just occurred to me What is it? You see, after she got off the bus, Signora Antonietta, when she found out her husband was dead, asked us if hed been murdered. Now, if somebody came to me and told me my wife was dead, I might think of the different ways she could have died, but I would never imagine shed been murdered. Unless Id considered the possibility beforehand. Im not sure if thats clear . . . Its perfectly clear. Thank you, said Montalbano. He went back in the living room. Mrs. Lap?cora looked as if shed been embalmed. Do you have any children, signora? Yes. How many? One son. Does he live here? No. What does he do? Hes a doctor. How old is he? Thirty-two. He should be informed. Ill tell him. Gong. End of the first round. When they resumed, the widow took the initiative. Was he shot? No. Strangled? No. Then how did they manage to kill him in an elevator? With a knife. A kitchen knife? Probably. The woman got up and went into the kitchen. The inspector heard her open and close a drawer. She returned and sat back down. Nothing missing here. The inspector went on the counterattack. Why did you think the knife might be yours? Just a thought. What did your husband do yesterday? He did what he did every Wednesday. He went to his office. He used to go there Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. What was his schedule? Hed go from ten in the morning to one in the afternoon, then hed come home for lunch, take a little nap, go back to work at three-thirty and stay there till six-thirty. What would he do at home? Hed sit down in front of the television and not move. And on the days when he didnt go to the office? Same thing, hed sit in front of the TV. So this morning, today being a Thursday, your husband should have stayed home. Thats right. Instead he got dressed to go out. Thats right. Do you have any idea where he was going? He didnt tell me anything. When you left the house, was your husband awake or asleep? Asleep. Dont you think its strange that, as soon as you went out, your husband suddenly woke up, got dressed in a hurry, and He might have got a phone call. A clear point in the widows favor. Did your husband still have many business relationships? Business? He shut down the business years ago. So why did he keep going regularly to the office? Whenever I asked him, hed say he went to watch the flies. Thats what hed say. Would you say that after your husband came home from the office yesterday, nothing out of the ordinary happened? Nothing. At least till nine oclock in the evening. What happened at nine oclock in the evening? I took two Tavors. And I slept so soundly that the building could have collapsed on top of me and I still wouldnt have woken up. So if Mr. Lap?cora had received a phone call or visitor after nine oclock, you wouldnt have known. Of course not. Did your husband have any enemies? No. Are you sure? Yes. Any friends? One. Cavaliere Pandolfo. They used to phone each other on Tuesdays and then go and chat at the Caff? Albanese. Have you any suspicions as to who might have She interrupted him. Suspicions, no. Certainty, yes. Montalbano leapt out of the armchair. Galluzzo said Shit! but in a soft voice. And who would that be? Who would that be, Inspector? His mistress, thats who. Her names Karima, with a K. Shes Tunisian. They used to meet at the office, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The slut would go there pretending she was the cleaning woman. 4 3 h2> The first Sunday of the previous year had fallen on the fifth, the widow said, and that fateful date remained forever etched in her mind. Anyway, upon coming out of church, where shed attended Holy Mass at midday, she was approached by Signora Collura, who owned a furniture store. Signora, tell your husband that the item he was waiting for arrived yesterday. What item? The sofa bed. Signora Antonietta thanked her and went home with a drill boring a hole in her head. What did her husband need a sofa bed for? Although her curiosity was eating her alive, she said nothing to Arelio. To make a long story short, that piece of furniture never arrived at their home. Two Sundays later, Signora Antonietta approached the furniture lady. You know, the color of the sofa bed clashes with the shade of the wall. A shot in the dark, but right on target. Im sorry, maam, but he told me he wanted dark green, the same as the wallpaper. The back room of the office was dark green. So thats where he had the sofa bed delivered, the shameless pig! On the thirtieth of June that same yearthis date, too, forever etched in her memoryshe got her first anonymous letter. She had received three in all, between June and September. Could I see them? Montalbano asked. I burned them. I dont keep filth. The three anonymous notes, written with letters cut out from newspapers in keeping with the finest tradition, all said the same thing:Your husband Arelio is seeing a Tunisian jade named Karima, known by all to be a whore, three times a week, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The woman went there either in the morning or afternoon on those days. Occasionally she would buy cleaning supplies at a shop on the same street, but everyone knew she was meeting Signor Arelio to do lewd things. Were you ever able to . . . verify any of this? the inspector asked tactfully. Do you mean did I ever spy on them to see when the trollop was going in and out of my husbands office? Well, that too. I dont stoop to such things, the woman said proudly. But I managed just the same. A soiled handkerchief. Lipstick? No, the widow said with some effort, turning slightly red in the face. And a pair of underpants, she added after a pause, turning even redder. o o o When Montalbano and Galluzzo got to Salita Granet, the three shops on that short, sloping street were already closed. Number 28 was a small building, the ground floor raised three steps up from street level, with two more floors above that. To the side of the main door were three nameplates. The first said: aurelio lap?cora, import-export, ground floor; the second: orazio cannatello, notary; the third: angelo bellino, business consultant, top floor. Using the keys Montalbano had taken from Lap?coras study, they went inside. The front room was a proper office, with a big nineteenth-century desk made of black mahogany, a small secretarial table with a 1940s Olivetti typewriter on it, and four large metal bookcases overflowing with old files. On the desk was a functioning telephone. There were five chairs in the office, but one was broken and overturned in the corner. In the back room . . . The back room, with its now familiar dark green walls, seemed not to belong to the same apartment. It was sparkling clean, with a large sofa bed, television, telephone extension, stereo system, cocktail trolley with a variety of liqueurs, mini-fridge, and a horrendous female nude, buttocks to the wind, over the couch. Next to the sofa was a small end table with a faux art nouveau lamp on top, its drawer stuffed with condoms of every kind. How old was the guy? Galluzzo asked. Sixty-three. Jesus! said the policeman, giving a whistle of admiration. The bathroom, like the back room, was dark green and glistening, equipped with built-in blow-dryer, bathtub with shower-hose extension, and full-length mirror. They returned to the front room, rummaged through the desks drawers, opened a few of the files. The most recent correspondence was more than three years old. They heard some footsteps upstairs, in the office of the notary, Cannatello. The notary wasnt in, they were told by the secretary, a reed-thin thirtyish young man with a disconsolate expression. He said the late Mr. Lap?cora used to come to the office just to pass the time. On the days when he was there, a good-looking Tunisian girl would come to do the cleaning. Oh, and, he almost forgot, over the last few months Mr. Lap?cora had received fairly frequent visits from a nephew, or at least thats how Mr. Lap?cora introduced him the one time the three had met at the front door. He was about thirty, tall, dark, well-dressed, and he drove a metallic gray BMW. He must have spent a lot of time abroad, this nephew, because he spoke with an odd sort of accent. No, he couldnt remember anything about the BMWs license plate, hadnt paid any notice. Suddenly the thin young man assumed the expression of somebody looking at the ruins of his home after an earth-quake. He said he had a precise opinion about this crime. And what would that be? asked Montalbano. It could only have been the usual young lowlife looking for money to feed his drug habit. They went back downstairs, where Montalbano called Mrs. Lap?cora from the office phone. Excuse me, but why didnt you tell me you have a nephew? Because we dont. o o o Lets go back to the office, Montalbano said when they were just around the corner from headquarters. Galluzzo didnt dare ask why. In the bathroom of the dark green room, the inspector buried his nose in the towel, breathed deeply, then started riffling through the little cupboard beside the sink. He found a small bottle of perfume, brand-name Volupt?, and handed it to Galluzzo. Here, put some of this on. Where? Up your ass, came the inevitable reply. Galluzzo dabbed a drop of Volupt? on his cheek, and Montalbano stuck his nose next to it and inhaled. That was it: the very same scent, the color of burnt straw, that hed smelled in Lap?coras study. Wanting to be absolutely certain, he repeated the gesture. Galluzzo smiled. Uh, Chief, if anybody saw us . . . who knows what theyd think? The inspector didnt answer, but walked over to the phone. Hello, signora? Sorry to disturb you again. Did your husband use any kind of perfume or cologne? No? Okay, thanks. o o o Galluzzo came into Montalbanos office. Lap?coras Beretta was registered on the eighth of De-cember of last year. Since he didnt have a license to carry a gun, he was only allowed to keep it at home. Something, the inspector thought, must have been troubling him around that time, if he decided to buy a gun. What are we going to do with the pistol? Well keep it here. Listen, Gall?, here are the keys to the office. I want you to go there early tomorrow morning, let yourself in, and wait there. Try not to let anyone see you. If the Tunisian girl hasnt found out what happened, she should show up tomorrow according to schedule, since its Friday. Galluzzo grimaced. Its unlikely she hasnt heard. Why? Who would have told her? It looked to the inspector as if Galluzzo was desperately trying to back out. I dont know . . . Word gets out . . . Ah, and I dont suppose you said anything to your brother-in-law the reporter? Because if you did Inspector, I swear, I havent told him anything. Montalbano believed him. Galluzzo wasnt the type to tell a boldfaced lie. Well, youre going to Lap?coras office anyway. o o o Montalbano? This is Jacomuzzi. I wanted to notify you of our test results. Oh God, Jacom?, wait a second, my heart is racing. God, what excitement! . . . There, Im a little calmer now. Please notify me, as you put it in your peerless bureau-cratese. Aside from the fact that youre an incurable asshole, the cigarette butt was a common stub of Nazionale without filter; there was nothing abnormal in the dust we collected from the floor of the elevator, and as for the little piece of wood It was only a kitchen match. Exactly. Im speechless, breathlessin fact, I think Im about to have a heart attack! Youve delivered the murderer to me! Go fuck yourself, Montalbano. Itd still be better than listening to you. What did he have in his pockets? A handkerchief and a set of keys. And what can you tell me about the knife? A kitchen knife, very used. Between the blade and the handle we found a fish scale. Didnt you pursue that any further? Was it a mullet scale or a cod scale? Keep investigating, dont leave me hanging! What is wrong with you anyway? Jacom?, try to use your brains a little. If we were in the Sahara desert and you came to me and said youd found a fish scale on a knife that had been used to kill a tourist, then the thing might, I say might, mean something. But what the fuck could it possibly mean in a town like Vig?ta, where out of twenty thousand inhabitants, nineteenthousandninehun-dredandseventy eat fish all the time? And why dont the other thirty? asked Jacomuzzi, stunned and curious. Because theyre newborn babies. o o o Hello? Montalbano here. Could I please speak with Dr. Pasquano? Please hold. He had just enough time to start singing: E te lo vojo d? i> che s? stato io . . . Hello, Inspector? The doctors very sorry, but hes performing an autopsy on the two men found goat-tied in Costabianca. But he said to tell you that as far as your murder victim is concerned, the man was bursting with health and would have lived to be a hundred if somebody hadnt killed him first. A single stab wound, dealt with a firm hand. The incident occurred between seven and eight oclock this morning. Dyou need anything else? o o o In the fridge he found some pasta with broccoli, which he put in the oven to warm up. As a second course, Adelina had made him some roulades of tuna. Figuring hed had a light lunch, he felt obliged to eat everything. Then he turned on the television and tuned in to the Free Channel, a good local station where his red-haired, Red-sympathizing friend Nicol? Zito worked. Zito was commenting on the killing of the Tunisian aboard the Santopadre as the camera zoomed in on the bullet-riddled wheelhouse and on a dark stain in the wood that was probably blood. All of a sudden Jacomuzzi appeared, kneeling down and looking at something through a magnifying glass. Buffoon! Montalbano shouted, then switched the channel to TeleVig?ta, the station where Galluzzos brother-in-law Prest?a worked. Here, too, Jacomuzzi made an appearance, except that he was no longer on the fishing boat; now he was pretending to take fingerprints inside the elevator where Lap?cora had been murdered. Montalbano cursed the saints, stood up, threw a book against the wall. That was why Galluzzo had been so reticent! He knew that the news had spread but didnt have the courage to tell him. Without a doubt it was Jacomuzzi whod notified the journalists, so he could show off as usual. He couldnt live without it. The mans exhibitionism reached heights comparable only to what one might find in a mediocre actor or some writer with print runs of a hundred and fifty copies. Now Pippo Ragonese, the stations political commenta-tor, appeared on the screen. He wanted to talk, he said, about the cowardly Tunisian attack on one of our motor trawlers that had been peacefully fishing in our own territorial waters, which was the same as saying on the sacred soil of our homeland. It wasnt literally soil, of course, being the sea, but it was still our homeland. A less fainthearted government than the current one in the hands of the extreme left would certainly have reacted more severely to a provocation thatMontalbano turned off the television. o o o The agitation he felt at Jacomuzzis brilliant move showed no signs of passing. Sitting on the small veranda that gave onto the beach and staring at the sea in the moonlight, he smoked three cigarettes in a row. Maybe Livias voice would calm him down enough so he could go to bed and fall asleep. Hi, Livia. How are you? So-so. Ive had a rough day. Oh, really? What the hell was wrong with Livia? Then he remem bered their phone call that morning, which had ended on a sour note. I called to ask you to forgive me for my boorishness. But thats not the only reason. If you only knew how much I missed you . . . It occurred to him that he might be overdoing it. Do you miss me, really? Yes, a lot, really. Listen, Salvo, why dont I catch a plane on Saturday morning? Ill be in Vig?ta just before lunchtime. He became terrified. Livia was the last thing he needed at the moment. No, no, darling, its such a bother for you . . . When Livia got something in her head, she was worse than a Calabrian. Shed said Saturday morning, and Saturday morning it would be. Montalbano realized hed have to call the commissioner the next day. Good-bye, pasta in squid ink! o o o Around eleven oclock the next morning, since nothing was happening at headquarters, the inspector headed lazily off to Salita Granet. The first shop on that street was a bakery; it had been there for six years. The baker and his helper had indeed heard that a man who owned an office at number 28 had been murdered, but they didnt know him and had never seen him. As this was impossible, Montalbano became more insistent in his questioning, acting more and more the cop until he realized that to get to his office from his home, Mr. Lap?cora would have come up the opposite end of the street. And in fact, at the grocers at number 26, they did know the late lamented Mr. Lap?cora, and how! They also knew the Tunisian girl, whats-her-name, Karima, good-looking womanand here a few sly glances and grins were exchanged between the grocer and his customers. They couldnt swear by it, of course, but the inspector could surely understand, a pretty girl like that, all alone indoors with a man like the late Mr. Lap?cora, who carried himself awfully well for his age . . . Yes, he did have a nephew, an arrogant punk who sometimes used to park his car right up against the door to the shop, so that one time Signora Miccich?, who tipped the scales at a good three hundred pounds, got stuck between the car and the door to the shop . . . No, the license plate, no. If it had been one of the old kinds, with pa for Palermo or mi for Milan, that would have been a different story. The third and last shop on Salita Granet sold electrical appliances. The proprietor, a certain Angelo Zircone (as the sign said outside), was standing behind the counter, reading the newspaper. Of course he knew the deceased; the shop had been there for ten years. Whenever Mr. Lap?cora passed byin recent years it was only on Mondays,Wednesdays, and Fridayshe always said hello. Such a nice man. Yes, the appliance man also used to see the Tunisian girl, and a fine-looking girl she was. Yes, the nephew, too, now and then. The nephew and his friend. What friend? asked Montalbano, taken by surprise. It turned out that Mr. Zircone had seen this friend at least three times. He would come with the nephew, and the two of them would go to number 28. About thirty, blondish, sort of fat. That was about all he could tell him. The license plate? Was he kidding? With these license plates nowadays you couldnt even tell if someone was a Turk or a Christian . . . A metallic gray BMW. If he said any more, hed be making it up. The inspector rang the doorbell to Lap?coras office. No answer. Galluzzo, behind the door, was apparently trying to decide how to react. Its Montalbano. The door opened at once. The Tunisian girl hasnt shown up yet, said Galluzzo. And shes not going to. You were right, Gall?. The policeman lowered his eyes, confused. Who leaked the news? Jacomuzzi. To pass the time during his stakeout, Galluzzo had orga-nized himself. Having seized a pile of old issues of Il Venerd? di Repubblica , the glossy Friday magazine supplement of the Rome daily that Mr. Lap?cora kept in orderly stacks on a shelf with fewer files, he had scattered them across the desk-top in search of photos of more or less naked women. After tiring of looking at these, he had applied himself to solving a crossword puzzle in a yellowed old magazine. Do I have to stay here all frigging day? he asked dejectedly. Im afraid so. Youll have to make the best of it. Listen, Im going in back, to take advantage of Mr. Lap?coras bathroom. It wasnt often that nature called so far off schedule for him. Perhaps the rage hed felt the previous evening upon seeing Jacomuzzi playing the fool on television had altered his digestive rhythms. He sat down on the toilet seat, heaving his customary sigh of satisfaction, and at that exact moment his mind brought into focus something hed seen a few minutes earlier but had paid absolutely no attention to. He leapt to his feet and raced into the next room, holding his pants and underpants at half-staff in one hand. Stop! he ordered Galluzzo, who, in fright, turned pale as death and instinctively put his hands up. There it was, right next to Galluzzos elbow: a black R in boldface, carefully cut out of some newspaper. No, not some newspaper, but a magazine: the paper was glossy. What is going on? Galluzzo managed to articulate. It might be everything and it might be nothing, replied the inspector, sounding like the Cumaean sibyl. He pulled up his trousers, fastened his belt, leaving the zipper down, and picked up the telephone. Sorry to disturb you, signora. On what date did you say you received the first anonymous letter? On the thirteenth of June of last year. He thanked her and hung up. Gimme a hand, Gall?. Were going to put all these issues of this magazine in order and see if any pages are missing. They found what they were looking for: the June 7 issue, the only one from which two pages had been torn out. Lets keep going, said the inspector. The July 30 issue was also missing two pages; the same for the September 1 issue. The three anonymous letters had been composed right there, in the office. Now, if youll excuse me, Montalbano said politely. Galluzzo heard him singing in the bathroom. 5 7 h2> Mr. Commissioner? Montalbano here. Im calling to say Im very sorry, but I cant make it to dinner at your house tomorrow evening. Are you sorry because you wont be able to see us, or because youll miss the pasta in squid ink? Both. Well, if its something to do with work, I cant really No, its got nothing to do with work . . . Its that Im about to receive an impromptu twenty-four-hour visit from my . . . Fianc?e? That sounded downright nineteenth-century to the inspectors ear. Girlfriend? At their age? Companion? the commissioner suggested. Right. Miss Livia Burlando must be very fond of you to un-dertake such a long and tedious journey to see you for just twenty-four hours. Never had he so much as mentioned Livia to his superior, whoofficially, at leastshould have been unaware of her existence. Not even when he was in the hospital, that time hed been shot, had the two ever met. Listen, said the commissioner, why dont you introduce her to us? My wife would love that. Bring her along with you tomorrow evening. Saturdays feast was safe. o o o Is this the inspector Im speaking to? In person? Yes, maam, this is he. I wanted to tell you something about the gentleman who was murdered yesterday morning. Did you know him? Yes and no. I never spoke to him. Actually, I only found out his name yesterday, on the TV news. Tell me, maam, do you consider what you have to tell me truly important? I think so. All right. Come by my office this afternoon, around five. I cant. Well, tomorrow, then. I cant tomorrow, either. Im paralyzed. I see. Then Ill come to you, right away, if you wish. Im always at home. Where do you live, signora? Salita Granet 23. My name is ClementinaVasile Cozzo. o o o Walking down the Corso on his way to the appointment, he heard someone call him. It was Major Marniti, sitting at the Caff? Albanese with a younger officer. Let me introduce to you Lieutenant Piovesan, commander of the Fulmine , the patrol boat that Montalbanos the name, pleased to meet you, said the inspector. But he wasnt pleased at all. He had managed to dump that case. Why did they keep dragging him back in? Have a coffee with us. Actually, Im busy. Just five minutes. All right, but no coffee. He sat down. You tell him, Marniti said to Piovesan. In my opinion, none of its true. Whats not true? I find the whole story of the fishing boat hard to swallow. We received the Santopadre s Mayday signal at one in the morning; they gave us their position and said they were being pursued by the patrol boat Rameh . What was their position? the inspector inquired in spite of himself. Just outside our territorial waters. And you raced to the scene. Actually it should have been up to the Lampo patrol boat, which was closer. So why didnt the Lampo go? Because an hour earlier, an SOS was sent out by a fishing boat that was taking in water from a leak. The Lampo radioed the Tuono for backup, and so a big stretch of sea was left unguarded. Fulmine, Lampo, Tuono: lightning, flash, thunder. Its always bad weather for the coast guard , thought Montalbano. But he said: Naturally, they didnt find any fishing boat in trouble. Naturally. And me, too, when I arrived at the scene, I found no trace of the Santopadre or the Rameh , which, by the way, was certainly not on duty that night. I dont know what to think, but the whole thing stinks to me. Of what? Of smuggling. The inspector stood up, threw up his hands, and shrugged: Well, what can we do? The people in Trapani and Maz?ra have taken over the investigation. A consummate actor, Montalbano. o o o Inspector! Inspector Montalbano! Somebody was calling him again. Was he ever going to get to see Signora, or Signorina, Clementina before nightfall? He turned around; it was Gallo who was chasing after him. Whats wrong? Nothings wrong. I saw you walking by so I called you. Where are you going? Galluzzo phoned me from Lap?coras office. Im going to buy some sandwiches and keep him company. Number 23, Salita Granet, was directly opposite number 28. The two buildings were identical. o o o Clementina Vasile Cozzo was a very well-dressed seventy-year-old lady. She was in a wheelchair. Her apartment was so clean it glistened. With Montalbano following behind, she rolled herself over to a curtained window. She gestured to the inspector to pull up a chair and sit down in front of her. Im a widow, she began, but my son Giulio sees to all my needs. Im retired; I used to teach elementary school. My son pays for a housekeeper to look after me and my flat. She comes three times a day, in the morning, at midday, and in the evening, when I go to bed. My daughter-in-law, who loves me like a daughter, drops by at least once a day, as does Giulio. I cant complain, except for this one misfortune, which befell me six years ago. I listen to the radio, watch television, but most of the time I read. You see? She waved her hand toward two bookcases full of books. So when was the signoranot signorina, that much was cleargoing to get to the point? Ive just given you this preamble to let you know Im not some old gossip who spends all her time spying on what others are up to. Still, now and then I do see things I would rather not have seen. A cordless phone rang on the shelf below the womans armrest. Giulio? Yes, the inspectors here. No, I dont need anything. See you later. Bye. She looked at Montalbano and smiled. Giulio was against our meeting. He didnt want me getting mixed up in things that, in his opinion, were no concern of mine. For decades the respectable people here did nothing but repeat that the Mafia was no concern of theirs but only involved the people involved in it. But I used to teach my pupils that the see-nothing, know-nothing attitude is the most mortal of sins. So now that its my turn to tell what I saw, Im supposed to take a step back? She fell silent, sighing. Montalbano was starting to like Clementina Vasile Cozzo more and more. Youll have to forgive me for rambling. In my forty years as a schoolteacher, I did nothing but talk and talk. I never lost the habit. Please stand. Montalbano obeyed, like a good schoolboy. Come here behind me and lean forward; bring your head next to mine. When the inspector was close enough to whisper in her ear, the signora raised the curtain. They were practically inside the front room of Mr. Lap?coras office, since the white muslin lying directly against the windowpanes was too light to act as a screen. Gallo and Galluzzo were eating their sandwiches, which were actually more like half-loaves, with a bottle of wine and two paper cups between them. Signora Clementinas window was slightly higher than the one across the street, and by some strange effect of perspective, the two policemen and the various objects in the room looked slightly en-larged. In winter, when they had the light on, you could see better, the woman commented, letting the curtain drop. Montalbano returned to his chair. So, signora, what did you see? he asked. Clementina Vasile Cozzo told him. o o o When shed finished her story and he was already taking his leave, the inspector heard the front door open and close. The housekeepers here, said Signora Clementina. A girl of about twenty, short, stocky, and stern-looking, cast a stern glance at the intruder. Everything all right? she asked suspiciously. Oh yes, everythings fine. Then Ill go in the kitchen and put the water on, she said. And she exited, in no way reassured. Well, signora, thank you so much . . . , the inspector began, standing up. Why dont you stay and eat with me? Montalbano felt his stomach blanch. Signora Clementina was sweet and nice, but she probably lived on semolina and boiled potatoes. Actually, I have so much to Pina, the housekeeper, is an excellent cook, believe me. For today shes made pasta alla Norma , you know, with fried eggplant and ricotta salata . Jesus! said Montalbano, sitting back down. And braised beef for the second course. Jesus! repeated Montalbano. Why are you so surprised? Arent those dishes a little heavy for you? Why? Ive got a stronger stomach than any of these twenty-year-old girls who can happily go a whole day on half an apple and some carrot juice. Or perhaps youre of the same opinion as my son Giulio? I dont have the pleasure of knowing what that is. He says its undignified to eat such things at my age. He considers me a bit shameless. He thinks I should live on por-ridges. So what will it be? Are you staying? Im staying, the inspector replied decisively. o o o Crossing the street, he climbed three steps and knocked at the door to the office. Gallo came and opened up. I relieved Galluzzo, he explained. Then: Did you come from the office, Chief ? No, why? Fazio phoned here asking if wed seen you. Hes looking for you. Says hes got something important to tell you. The inspector ran to the phone. Sorry to bother you, Inspector, but it seems we have a serious new development. Do you remember, yesterday, you told me to put out an allpoints bulletin for this Karima? Well, about half an hour ago, Mancuso of the Immigration Bureau called me from Montelusa. He says hes managed to find out, purely by chance, where the girl lives. Lets have it. She lives in Villaseta, at 70 Via Garibaldi. Ill be right over, well go together. o o o At the main entrance to headquarters he was stopped by a well-dressed man of about forty. Are you Inspector Montalbano? Yes, but Im in a rush. Ive been waiting for you for two hours. Your colleagues didnt know if you were coming back or not. Im Antonino Lap?cora. The son? The doctor? Yes. My condolences. Come inside. But I can only give you five minutes. Fazio appeared. Cars ready. Well leave in five minutes. I have to talk to this gentleman first. They went into his office. The inspector asked the doctor to sit down, then sat down himself, behind the desk. Im listening. Well, Inspector, Ive been living in Valledolmo, where I practice my profession, for about fifteen years. Im a pediatri-cian. I got married in Valledolmo. I mention this merely to let you know that I havent had a close relationship with my parents for some time. Actually, weve never been very inti-mate. We always spent the obligatory holidays together, of course, and we used to phone each other twice a month. That was why I was so surprised to receive a letter from my father early last October. Here it is. He reached into his jacket pocket, took out the letter, and handed it to the inspector. My dear Nino, I know this letter will surprise you. I have tried to keep you from knowing anything about some business Im involved in which is threatening to turn very serious. But now I realize I cant go on like this. I absolutely need your help. Please come at once. And dont say anything to Mama about this note. Kisses. papa And what did you do? Well, see, I had to leave for NewYork two days later . . . I was away for a month. When I got back, I phoned Papa and asked him if he still needed my help, and he said no. Then we saw each other in person, but he never brought up the subject again. Did you have any idea what this dangerous business was that your father was referring to? At the time I thought it had to do with the business hed wanted to reopen in spite of the fact that I was strongly against it. We even quarreled over it. On top of that, Mama had mentioned he was involved with another woman and was being forced to spend a lot of money Stop right there. So you were convinced that the help your father was asking you for was actually some sort of loan? To be perfectly frank, yes. And you refused to get involved, despite the desperate, disturbing tone of the letter. Well, you see Do you make a good living, Doctor? I cant complain. Tell me something: why did you want me to see the letter? Because the murder put everything in a whole new light. I thought it might be useful to the investigation. Well, its not, Montalbano said calmly. Take it back and treasure it always. Do you have any children, Doctor? A son, Calogerino. Four years old. I hope you never need him for anything. Why? asked Dr. Antonino Lap?cora, bewildered. Because, if hes his fathers son, youre screwed, sir. How dare you! If youre not out of my sight in ten seconds, Ill have you arrested for the first thing I can think of. The doctor fled so quickly he knocked over the chair hed been sitting on. Aurelio Lap?cora had desperately asked his son for help, and the guy decided to put an ocean between them. o o o Until thirty years ago, Villaseta consisted of some twenty houses, or rather cottages, arranged ten on each side of the provincial road between Vig?ta and Montelusa. In the boom years, however, the frenzy of construction (which seemed to be the constitutional foundation of our country: Italy is a Republic founded on construction work) was accompanied by a road-building fever, and Villaseta thus found itself at the intersection of three high-speed routes, one superhighway, one so-called link, two provincial roads, and two interprovin-cial roads. Several of these roads, after a few kilometers of picturesque landscape with guardrails appropriately painted red where judges, policemen, carabinieri, financiers, and even prison guards had been killed, often surprised the unwary traveler by suddenly ending inexplicably (or all too explicably) against a hillside so desolate as to feed the suspicion that it had never been trod by human foot. Others instead came to an abrupt halt at the seashore, on beaches of fine blond sand with not a single house as far as the eye could see, not a single boat on the horizon, promptly plunging the unwary traveler into the Robinson Crusoe syndrome. Having always followed its primary instinct to build houses along any road that might appear,Villaseta thus rapidly turned into a sprawling, labyrinthine town. Well never find this Via Garibaldi! complained Fazio, who was at the wheel. Whats the most outlying area of Villaseta? inquired the inspector. The one along the road to Butera. Lets go there. How do you know Via Garibaldi is that way? Trust me. He knew he wasnt wrong. He had learned from personal experience that in the years immediately preceding the aforementioned economic miracle, the central area of every town or city had streets named, as dutiful reminders, after the founding fathers of the country (such as Mazzini, Garibaldi, Cavour), the old politicians (Orlando, Sonnino, Crispi), and the classic authors (Dante, Petrarch, Carducci; Leopardi less often). After the boom, the street names changed. The fathers of the country were banished to the outskirts, while the town centers now featured Pasolini, Pirandello, De Filippo, Togli-atti, De Gasperi, and the ever-present Kennedy ( John, not Bobby, although Montalbano, in a lost village in the Nebrodi Mountains, once ended up in a Piazza F.lli Kennedy, that is, a Kennedy Brothers Square). o o o In reality, the inspector had guessed right on the one hand and wrong on the other. Right insofar as the centrifugal shift of street names had indeed occurred along the road to Butera; wrong insofar as the streets of that neighborhood, if you could call it a neighborhood, were named not after the fathers of the country, but, for reasons unknown, after Verdi, Bellini, Rossini, and Donizetti. Discouraged, Fazio decided to ask for directions from an old peasant astride a donkey laden with dried branches. Except that the donkey decided not to stop, and Fazio was forced to coast alongside him in neutral. Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Via Garibaldi? The old man seemed not to have heard. The way to Garibaldi! Fazio repeated more loudly. The old man turned round and looked angrily at the stranger. Away to Garibaldi? You say, Away to Garibaldi with the mess we got on this island? Away? Garibaldi should come back, and fast, and break all these sons of bitches necks! 7 1 h2> Via Garibaldi, which they finally found, bordered on a yellow, uncultivated countryside interrupted here and there by the small green patches of stunted kitchen gardens. Number 70 was a little house of unwhitewashed sandstone consisting of two rooms, one atop the other. The bottom room had a rather small door with a window beside it; the top room, which featured a balcony, was reached by an external staircase. Fazio knocked on the door. It was soon answered by an old woman wearing a threadbare but clean jellaba. Seeing the two men, she unleashed a stream of Arabic words, frequently punctuated by short, shrill cries. Well, so much for that idea! Montalbano commented in irritation, immediately losing heart (the sky had clouded over a little). Wait, wait, Fazio told the old woman, thrusting his hands palms forward in that international gesture that means stop. The woman understood and fell silent at once. Ka-ri-ma? Fazio asked and, afraid he might not have pronounced the name correctly, he swayed his hips, stroking a mane of long, imaginary hair. The old woman laughed. Karima! she said, then pointed her index finger towards the room upstairs. With Fazio in front, Montalbano behind him, and the old woman bringing up the rear and yelling incomprehensibly, they climbed the outside staircase. Fazio knocked, but nobody answered. The old woman started to scream even louder. Fazio knocked again. The woman pushed the inspector firmly aside, walked past him, moved Fazio away as well, planted herself with her back to the door, imitated Fazios swaying of the hips and stroking of the hair, made a gesture that meant gone away, then lowered her right hand, palm down, raised it again, spread her fingers, then repeated the gone away gesture. She had a son? the inspector asked in amazement. She left with her five-year-old boy, if Ive understood correctly, Fazio confirmed. I want to know more, said Montalbano. Call the Immigration Bureau and have them send us someone who speaks Arabic. On the double. Fazio walked away, followed by the old woman, who kept on talking to him. The inspector sat down on a stair, fired up a cigarette, and entered an immobility contest with a lizard. o o o Busca?no, the officer who knew Arabic because he was born and raised in Tunisia up to the age of fifteen, was there in less than forty-five minutes. Hearing the new arrival speak her tongue, the old woman became anxious to cooperate. She says shed like to tell her uncle the whole story, Busca?no translated for them. First the kid, now an uncle? And who the fuck is that? asked Montalbano, befuddled. Uh, the uncle, that would be you, Inspector, the policeman explained. Its a title of respect. She says Karima came back here around nine yesterday morning, but went out again in a hurry. She says she seemed very upset, frightened. Has she got a key to the upstairs room? Yes, said the policeman, after asking her. Get it from her and well have a look. As they were climbing the stairs, the woman spoke without interruption, with Busca?no rapidly translating. Karimas son was five years old; she would leave him with the old woman every day on her way to work; the little boys name was Fran?ois; he was the son of a Frenchman who had met Karima when passing through Tunisia. Karimas room was a model of cleanliness and had a double bed, a cot for the boy behind a curtain, a small table with a telephone and television, a bigger table with four chairs, a dressing table with four small drawers, and an armoire. Two of the drawers were full of photographs. In one corner was a cubbyhole sealed off by a plastic sliding door, behind which they found a toilet, bidet and sink. Here the scent of the perfume the inspector had smelled in Lap?coras study,Volupt?, was very strong. Aside from the little balcony, there was also a window on the back wall, overlooking a well-tended garden. Montalbano picked out a photograph of a pretty, dark-skinned woman of about thirty, with big, intense eyes, holding a little boys hand. Ask her if this is Karima and Fran?ois. Yes, thats them, said Busca?no. Where did they eat? I dont see any stove or hot plate here. The old woman and the policeman murmured animat-edly to each other. Busca?no then said the little boy always ate with the old woman, even when Karima was at home, which she was, sometimes, in the evening. Did she receive men? As soon as she heard the question translated, the old woman grew visibly indignant. Karima was practically a djin, a holy woman halfway between the human race and the angels. Never would she have done haram , illicit things. She sweated out a living as a housemaid, cleaning the filth of men. She was good and generous; for shopping expenses, looking after the boy, and keeping the house in order, she used to give the old woman far more than she ever spent, and never once did she ask for change. As the uncleMontalbano, that iswas clearly a man of honorable sentiment and behavior, how could he ever think such a thing about Karima? Tell her, the inspector said while looking at the photographs from the drawer, that Allah is great and merciful, but if shes bullshitting me, Allah is going to be very upset, because shell be cheating justice, and then shell really be fucked. Busca?no carefully translated, and the old woman shut up as if her spring had come unwound. But then a little key inside her wound her back up, and she resumed speaking un-controllably. The uncle, who was very wise, was right; hed seen things clearly. Several times in the last two years, Karima had received visits from a young man who came in a large automobile. Ask her what color. The exchange between Busca?no and the old woman was long and labored. I believe she said metallic gray. And what did Karima and this young man do? What a man and woman do, uncle. The woman heard the bed creaking over her head. Did he sleep with Karima? Only once, and the next morning he drove her to work in his automobile. But he was a bad man. One night there was a lot of commotion. Karima was shouting and crying, and then the bad man left. She had come running and found Karima sobbing, her naked body bearing signs of having been hit. Fortunately, Fran?ois hadnt woken up. Did the bad man by any chance come to see her last Wednesday evening? How had the uncle guessed? Yes, he did come, but didnt do anything with Karima. He only took her away in his car. What time was it? It might have been ten in the evening. Karima brought Fran?ois down to her, saying shed be spending the night out. And in fact she came back the next morning around nine, then disappeared with the boy. Was the bad man with her then? No, shed taken the bus. The bad man arrived a little later, about fifteen minutes after Karima had left with her son. As soon as he learned the woman wasnt there, he got back in his car and sped away to look for her. Had Karima told her where she was going? No, she hadnt said anything. The old woman had only seen them heading on foot towards the old quarter of Villaseta, where the buses stop. Did she have a suitcase with her? Yes, a very small one. He told the old woman to look around. Was there anything missing from the room? She threw open the doors of the armoire, and the scent of Volupt? exploded in the room. She opened a few drawers and rummaged around in them. When shed finished, she said that Karima had packed that suitcase with a pair of slacks, a blouse, and some panties. She didnt wear bras. Shed also thrown in a change of clothes and some underwear for the boy. The inspector asked the woman to look very carefully. Was anything else missing? Yes, the large book she kept next to the telephone. The book turned out to be some sort of diary or ledger. Karima must certainly have taken it with her. Shes not planning to stay away very long, Fazio commented. Ask her, the inspector told Busca?no, if Karima spent the night out often. Now and then, not often. But she always let her know. Montalbano thanked Busca?no and asked him: Could you give Fazio a ride to Vig?ta? Fazio gave his superior a perplexed look. Why, what are you going to do? Im going to hang around a little longer. o o o Among the many photographs the inspector began to examine were those in a large yellow envelope, some twenty-odd photos of Karima in the nude, in various poses from provocative to downright obscene, a kind of sampling of the merchandise, which was obviously of the highest quality. How was it a woman like that hadnt succeeded in finding a husband or rich lover to take care of her so she wouldnt have to prostitute herself ? There was a shot of a pregnant Karima some time before, gazing lovingly at a tall, blond man and literally hanging from him. Probably Fran?oiss father, the Frenchman passing through Tunisia. Other photos showed Karima as a little girl with a boy slightly older than her. They bore a strong resemblance, had the same eyes. Brother and sister, no doubt. Actually there were a great many photos of her with her brother, taken over the years. The last must have been the one in which Karima, with her infant son, a few months old, in her arms, stood next to her brother, who was wearing some sort of uniform and holding a submachine gun. He took this photograph and went downstairs. The woman was crushing minced meat in a mortar, fold-ing in grains of cooked wheat. On a platter beside her, all ready to be roasted, were some skewers of meat, with each morsel wrapped in a vine leaf. Montalbano brought his fingertips together, pointing upwards, artichokelike a cac?cciola , in Sicilianand shook his hand up and down. The old woman understood the question and, pointing to the mortar, said: Kubba. Then she picked up one of the skewers. Kebab, she said. The inspector showed her the photo and pointed at the man. The woman answered something incomprehensible. Montalbano felt pissed off at himself. Why had he been in such a hurry to send Busca?no away? Then he remembered that for years and years the Tunisians had been mixed up with the French. He gave it a try. Fr?re ? The old womans eyes lit up. Oui. Son fr?re Ahmed. O? est-il? Je ne sais pas, said the woman, throwing up her hands. After this exchange straight out of a French conversation manual, Montalbano went back upstairs and grabbed the photo of the pregnant Karima with the blond man. Son mari ? The old woman made a gesture of scorn. Simplement le p?re de Fran?ois. Un mauvais homme. Shed met too many of thembad men, that ishad the beautiful Karima, and was apparently still meeting them. Je mappelle Aisha, the old woman said out of the blue. Mon nom est Salvo, said Montalbano. o o o He got in the car, found the pastry shop hed caught a glimpse of on the way, bought twelve cannoli, and drove back to the house. Aisha had set a table under a tiny pergola behind the cottage, at the front of the garden. The countryside was deserted. Before doing anything else, Montalbano un-wrapped the pastry tray, and the old woman immediately ate two cannoli as an appetizer. Montalbano wasnt too thrilled with the kubba, but the kebabs had a tart, herbal flavor that made them a little more sprightly, or so, at least, he defined them according to his imperfect use of adjectives. During the meal Aisha probably told him the story of her life, but shed forgotten her French and was speaking only Arabic. Nevertheless, the inspector actively participated: when the old woman laughed, he laughed too; when she grew sad, he put on a face fit for a funeral. When supper was over, Aisha cleared the table, while Montalbano, at peace with himself and the world, smoked a cigarette. When the old woman returned, she was wearing a mysterious, conspiratorial expression. In her hand was a narrow, flat black box that probably once held a necklace or something similar. Aisha opened it, and inside was a savings-account passbook for the Banca Popolare di Montelusa. Karima, the old woman said, bringing her forefinger to her lips, meaning that this was a secret and should remain so. Montalbano took the booklet from the box and opened it. An even five hundred million lire. o o o The previous yearSignora Clementina Vasile Cozzo told himshed suffered a terrible spell of insomnia she could do nothing about. Luckily it lasted only a few months. She would spend most of the night watching television or listening to the radio. Reading, no. She couldnt read for very long, because after a while her eyes would start to flutter. Onceit must have been around four in the morning, perhaps earliershe heard the shouts of two drunkards quarrel-ing right under her window. She opened the curtain, just out of curiosity, and noticed that the light was on in Mr. Lap?coras office. What could Mr. Lap?cora be doing there at that hour of the night? But Mr. Lap?cora was not there, in fact. Nobody was there; the front room of the office was empty. So Signora Vasile Cozzo concluded that somebody had left the light on. Suddenly, however, from the other room, which she knew existed but couldnt see from her window, there emerged a young man who used to come to the office now and then, even when Lap?cora wasnt there. Stark naked, the man ran to the telephone, picked up the receiver, and started talking. Apparently the telephone had been ringing, though the signora hadnt heard it. Moments later, Karima emerged, also from the back room, and also naked. She stood there listening to the young man, who was growing animated as he spoke. When the telephone call was over, the young man grabbed Karima and they went back into the other room to finish what theyd been doing when they were interrupted by the telephone. They later reappeared fully dressed, turned off the light, and left in the mans large metallic gray car. Over the course of the previous year this scenario had repeated itself four or five times. For the most part they would stay there for hours not doing or saying anything. If he grabbed her by the arm and took her into the other room, it was only to pass the time. Sometimes he would write or read, and she would doze in the chair, head resting on the table, waiting for the phone to ring. Sometimes, after the call came in, the man would make a call or two himself. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, the woman, Karima, would clean the officebut what was there to clean, for Christs sake? And sometimes she would answer the phone, but she never passed the call on to Mr. Lap?cora, even when he was right next to her. He would only sit there, listening to her talk, head down and looking at the floor, as if none of it was his concern, or as if he felt offended. In the opinion of Clementina Vasile Cozzo, the maid, the Tunisian girl, was a bad, evil woman. Not only did she do what she did with the dark young man, but now and then she would go and wheedle poor old Lap?cora, who inevitably would give in, letting himself be led into the back room. One time, when Lap?cora was sitting at the little secretarial table reading the newspaper, she kneeled in front of him, unzipped his trousers, and, still kneeling . . . At this point Signora Vasile Cozzo, blushing, interrupted her narrative. It was clear that Karima and the young man had keys to the office, whether they had been given them by Lap?cora or had copies made themselves. It was also clear, even though there were no insomniac witnesses, that the night before Lap?cora was murdered, Karima had spent a few hours in the victims home. This was proved by the scent of Volupt?. Did she also own a set of keys to the flat, or had Lap?cora himself let her in, taking advantage of the fact that his wife had taken a generous dose of sleeping pills? In any case, the whole thing seemed not to make sense. Why risk being caught in the act by Mrs. Lap?cora when they could easily have met at the office? For the hell of it? Just to season an otherwise predictable relationship with the thrill of danger? And then there was the matter of the three anonymous letters, unquestionably pieced together in that office. Why had Karima and the dark young man done it? To put Lap?cora in a difficult bind? It didnt tally. They had nothing to gain by it. On the contrary, they risked jeopardizing the availability of their telephone number and whatever it was the company had become. For a better understanding of all this, Montalbano would have to wait for Karima to return. Fazio was right: she must have slipped away to avoid answering dangerous questions and would come back on the sly. The inspector was positive that Aisha would keep the promise shed made to him. In his unlikely French, hed explained to her that Karima got mixed up with a nasty crowd, and that sooner or later that bad man and his friends would surely kill not only her but also Fran?ois and Aisha herself. He had the impression hed sufficiently convinced and frightened her. They agreed that as soon as Karima reappeared, the old woman would phone him; she had only to ask for Salvo and say only her name, Aisha. He left her the telephone numbers to his office and home, telling her to make sure she hid them well, as she had done with the passbook. Naturally the argument held water on one condition: that Karima was not the killer. But no matter how much he turned it over in his head, the inspector could not picture her with a knife in her hand. o o o He glanced at his watch by the flame of his lighter. Almost midnight. For more than two hours now hed been sitting on the veranda, in darkness to avoid getting eaten alive by mosquitoes and sand flies, hashing and rehashing what hed learned from Signora Clementina and Aisha. Yet he needed one further clarification. Could he possibly call Mrs. Vasile Cozzo at that hour? She had told him that every evening the housekeeper, after giving her dinner, would help her undress and put her in the wheelchair. But even if she was ready for bed, she didnt turn in immediately; she would watch television late into the night. She could move from the wheelchair to the bed, and vice versa, by herself. Signora, its unforgivable, I know. Not at all, Inspector, not at all! I was awake, watching a movie. Well, signora. You told me the dark young man sometimes used to read or write. Do you know what it was he read? Or wrote? Could you tell? He used to read newspapers and letters. And he would write letters. But he didnt use the typewriter that was there in the office. Hed bring his own, a portable. Anything else? o o o Hi, darling. Were you asleep? No? Are you sure? Ill be at your place tomorrow around one in the afternoon. Dont go out of your way for me, please. Ill just come, and if youre not there, Ill wait. I have the keys, after all. 8 5 h2> Apparently, in his sleep, one part of his brain had kept working on the Lap?cora case. Around four oclock in the morning, in fact, a memory came back to him, and he got up and started searching frantically among his books. Suddenly he remembered that hed lent the book he was looking for to Augello, after his deputy had seen the film made from it on television. Hed now had it for six months and still hadnt given it back. Montalbano got upset. Hello, Mim?? Montalbano here. Ohmygod! Whats going on? What happened? Do you still have that novel by Le Carr? entitled Call for the Dead ? Im sure I lent it to you. What the fuck?! Its four in the morning! So what? I want it back. Salvo, Im telling you this as a loving brother: why dont you have yourself committed? I want it back immediately. But I was asleep! Calm down. Ill bring it to the office in the morning. Otherwise I would have to put on my underwear, start looking, get dressed I dont give a shit.Youre going to look for it, find it, get in your car, even in your underwear, and bring it to me. He dragged himself about the house for half an hour, doing pointless things like trying to understand the phone bill or reading the label on a bottle of mineral water. Then he heard a car screech to a halt, a dull thud against the door, and the car leaving. He opened the door: the book was on the ground, the lights of Augellos car already far away. He had a mind to make an anonymous phone call to the carabinieri. Hello, this is a concerned citizen. Theres some madman driving around in his underwear . . . He let it drop. He started leafing through the novel. The story went exactly as hed remembered it. Page 8: Smiley, Maston speaking. You interviewed Samuel Arthur Fennan at the Foreign Office on Monday, am I right? Yes . . . yes I did. What was the case? Anonymous letter alleging Party membership at Ox-ford . . . And there, on page 139, was the beginning of the conclusion that Smiley would arrive at in his report: It was, however, possible that he had lost his heart for his work, and that his luncheon invitation to me was a first step to confession. With this in mind he might also have written the anonymous letter which could have been designed to put him in touch with the Department. Following Smileys logic, it was therefore possible that Lap?cora himself had written the anonymous letters exposing him. But if he was their author, why hadnt he sent them to the police or carabinieri under some other pretext? No sooner had he formulated this question than he smiled at himself for being so na?ve. In the hands of the police or carabinieri, an anonymous letter might have triggered an investigation and have led to far graver consequences for Lap?cora. By sending them to his wife, Lap?cora was hoping to provoke a reaction of the more domestic variety, but one that would nevertheless rescue him from a situation that was becoming either too dangerous or unbearable. He wanted to pull out, and those were cries for help. But his wife had taken them at face value, that is, as anonymous letters denouncing a tawdry, common liaison. Offended, she had not reacted, but only withdrawn into a scornful silence. And so Lap?cora, in despair, had written to his son, this time without hiding behind a veil of anonymity. But the son, blinded by egotism and the fear of losing a few lire, fled to New York. Thanks to Smiley, it all made sense. He went back to sleep. o o o Commendatore Baldassare Marzach?, director of the Vig?ta post office, was notorious for being a presumptuous imbecile. And he didnt fail to live up to his reputation this time, either. I cannot grant your request. And why not, if I may ask? Because you dont have a judges authorization. And why should I need that? Any other employee of your office would have given me the information I asked for. Its of no consequence whatsoever. Thats your opinion. Had they given you this information, my employees would have committed a punishable in-fraction. Commendatore, lets be reasonable. I am merely asking you for the name of the postman who services the neighborhood in which Salita Granet is located. Nothing more. And Im not going to tell you, okay? Supposing I did tell you, what would you do? I would ask the postman a few questions. See? You want to violate the postal code of secrecy. What on earth are you talking about? An utter nitwit. Which isnt so easy to find these days, now that nitwits disguise themselves as intelligent people. The inspector decided to resort to a bit of high drama that would annihilate his adversary. Without warning, he let his body fall backwards, shoulders planted firmly against the back of the chair, and began shaking his hands and legs, trying desperately to open his shirt collar. Oh God, he gasped. Oh God! echoed Commendator Marzach?, standing up and rushing to the inspector. Are you ill? Please help me, wheezed Montalbano. The post office manager bent down, tried to loosen the inspectors collar, and at that moment Montalbano started shouting. Let me go! For Gods sake, let me go! All at once he grabbed Marzach?s hands, and as the commendatore was instinctively struggling to break free, he held them up around his own neck. What are you doing? muttered Marzach?, totally confused, not understanding what was happening. Montalbano yelled again. Let me go! How dare you! he bawled, still clutching the commendatores hands. The door flew open, and two terrorized postal employees appeared, a man and a woman, who unmistakably saw their boss trying to strangle the inspector. Get out of here! Montalbano yelled at the two. Out! Its nothing! Everythings fine! The employees withdrew, closing the door behind them. Montalbano calmly readjusted his collar and glared at Marzach?, who, as soon as hed released him, had backed up against a wall. Youre fucked, Marzach?. They saw you, those two. And since they hate you like the rest of your staff, Im sure theyd be happy to testify. Assaulting a police officer. What shall we do? Do you want to be reported or not? Why do you want to ruin me? Because I hold you responsible. For what, for Gods sake? For the worst things imaginable. For letters that take two months to go from one part of Vig?ta to another, for packages that arrive torn apart with half the contents missingand you talk to me of the postal code of secrecy, which you can stick straight up your assfor books that I wait and wait for and that never come . . . Youre a piece of shit that dresses up in dignity to cover this cesspool. Is that enough? Yes, said Marzach?, shattered. o o o Yes, of course he used to receive mail. Not a lot, but some. There was one company outside of Italy that used to write to him, but nobody else, really. Where were they from? I never noticed. But the stamps were foreign. I can tell you what the company was called, though, because its name was on the envelope. Aslanidis was the name. I remember it because my dad, rest his soul, whod fought in Greece, met a girl from those parts whose name was Galatea Aslanidis. Used to talk about her all the time. Did the envelopes say what this company sold? Yes. Dattes , they said. Dates. o o o Thanks for coming so quickly, said Signora Antonietta Palmisano, lately become the widow Lap?cora, as soon as she opened the door for Montalbano. Why? Did you want to see me? Yes. Didnt they tell you I called your office? I havent been there yet today. I came here on my own. Then its a case of kleptomania, the woman concluded. For a moment the inspector felt confused; then he understood that shed intended to say clairvoyance. One of these days Ill introduce her to Catarella , he thought, then Ill transcribe the dialogue. Better than Ionesco! What did you want to see me about, signora? Antonietta Palmisano Lap?cora mischievously wagged a small forefinger. No, no, no. You have to talk first, since you thought to come on your own. Signora, I would like you to show me exactly what you did the other morning when you were getting ready to go out to see your sister. The widow was dumbfounded, opening and closing her mouth. Is this some kind of joke? Hardly. Are you asking me to put on my nightgown? said Signora Antonietta, blushing. I wouldnt dream of it. Well, let me think. I got out of bed as soon as the alarm went off. Then I took No, signora, perhaps I didnt make myself clear enough. I dont want you to tell me what you did, I want you to show me. Lets go in the other room. They went into the bedroom. The armoire was wide open, a suitcase full of womens dresses on the bed. On one of the bedside tables was a red alarm clock. Do you sleep on this side of the bed? asked Montalbano. Yes. What should I do, lie down? No need. Just sit on the edge. The widow obeyed, but then: Whats any of this got to do with Arelios murder? she asked. Please do as I say, its important. Just five minutes and Ill be out of your hair. Tell me: did your husband also wake up when the alarm went off ? Normally he slept lightly. His eyes would pop open if I made the slightest noise. But now that youve made me think back on it, that morning he didnt hear the alarm. In fact, he must have had a bit of a cold, a stuffed-up nose, because he started snoring, which he hardly ever did. A terrible actor, poor old Lap?cora. But it worked, at least that time. Go on. I got up, picked up the clothes Id put on that chair over there, and went into the bathroom. Lets move. Embarrassed, the woman led the way. When they were in the bathroom, Signora Antonietta, looking at the floor, asked: Do I have to do everything? Of course not. You were dressed when you came out of the bathroom, correct? Yes, fully dressed, thats how I always do it. Then what did you do? I went into the dining room. Having learned her lesson by now, she walked towards the dining room, followed by the inspector. I picked up my purse, which Id prepared on this couch the night before, then I opened the door and went out on the landing. Are you sure you locked the door behind you when you went out? Absolutely certain. I called the elevator Thatll be enough, thank you. What time was it, do you remember? Six twenty-five. I was late, actually, so late that I started running. What was the snag? The woman gave him a questioning look. For what reason were you running late? Let me put it another way. If someone knows he has to go somewhere the next morning, he usually sets the alarm clock, calculating the amount of time it will take to Signora Antonietta smiled. A callus on my foot was hurting, she said. I put on some ointment, wrapped it up, and lost some time I hadnt figured on. Thanks again, and sorry for the disturbance. Good-bye. Wait! Where are you going? Are you leaving? Oh, yes, of course. You had something to tell me. Sit down a minute. Montalbano did as she said. In any case, hed found out what he wanted to know: that is, the widow Lap?cora had not entered the study, where Karima almost certainly had been hiding. As you can see, the woman began, Im getting ready to leave. As soon as I can give Arelio a proper funeral, Im going away. Where will you go, signora? To stay with my sister. She has a big house, and shes sick, as you know. Ill never set foot inVig?ta again, even after Im dead. Why not go live with your son? I dont want to inconvenience him. And I dont get along with his wife, who spends money like water while my poor son is always complaining that he cant make ends meet. Anyway, what I wanted to tell you was that, when I was going through some old stuff I dont need anymore and want to throw away, I found the envelope the first anonymous letter came in. I thought Id burned it, but I must have destroyed only the letter. And since you seemed particularly interested . . . The address had been typed. May I keep this? Of course. Well, thats all. She stood up, as did the inspector, but then she went over to the sideboard, picked up a letter that was lying on it, and shook it at Montalbano. Look at this, Inspector. Arelios been dead barely two days and already I have to start paying the debts he ran up with his filthy little arrangements. Just yesterday I receivedapparently the post office already knows he was killedI received two bills from the office. One for electricity: two hundred twenty thousand lire! And one for the phone: three hundred eighty thousand! But he wasnt the one using the phone, you know. Who would he ever call anyway? It was that Tunisian whore who was phoning, thats for sure, probably calling her family in Tunisia. Then this morning, this came. God only knows what kinds of ideas that dirty slut put into my idiot husbands head! So compassionate, the widow Antonietta Lap?cora, n?e Palmisano. The envelope had no stamp on it; it had been hand-delivered. Montalbano decided not to show too much curiosity, only as much as was necessary. When was this brought here? This morning, as I said. A bill for one hundred seventy-seven thousand lire, from the Mulone printing works. Incidentally, Inspector, could you give me back the keys to the office? Do you need them right away? Right this instant, I guess not. But Id like to start showing it to people who might be interested in buying it. I want to sell the apartment too. Ive already figured that the funeral alone is going to cost me over five million lire between one thing and the next. Like mother, like son. With the proceeds from the office and the apartment, said Montalbano in a fit of malice, you could pay for twenty funerals. o o o Empedocle Mulone, owner of the print shop, said yes, the late Mr. Lap?cora had indeed ordered some stationery with slightly different letterhead from the old one. Signor Arelio had been coming to him for twenty years, and they were friends. How was it different? It said Import-Export instead of Importazione-Esportazione. But I advised him against it. He shouldnt have made the change? I didnt mean the letterhead, but the idea of restarting the business. Hed already been retired about five years, but things are different now. Businesses are failing. Its a bad time. And you know what he did, instead of thanking me for the advice? He got pissed off. He said he read the newspapers and watched TV, and so he knew what the situation was. Did you send the package with the printed matter to his home or his office? He asked me to send it to the office, and thats what I did, on one of the weekdays when he was there. I dont remember the exact date, but if you want Never mind. The bill, on the other hand, I sent to the missus, since I guess Mr. Lap?cora cant very well make it to the office now, can he? And he laughed. o o o Heres your espresso, Inspector, said the barman at the Caff? Albanese. Tot?, listen. Did Mr. Lap?cora sometimes come here with his friends? Sure! Every Tuesday. Theyd talk and play cards. Always the same group. Give me their names. All right. Lets see: Pandolfo, the accountant Wait. Give me the phone book. No need to call him on the phone. Hes the elderly gentleman sitting at that table over there, eating an ice. Montalbano took his demitasse and went over to the accountant. May I sit down? Absolutely, Inspector. Thanks. Do we know each other? You dont know me, sir, but I know you. Mr. Pandolfo, did you play cards with the deceased very often? Often? We played every Tuesday. Because, you see, every Monday,Wednesday, and Friday he was at the office, said Montalbano, completing the now familiar refrain. What would you like to know? Why did Mr. Lap?cora decide to go back into business? Pandolfo looked sincerely surprised. Go back into business? When did he ever do that? He never talked about it with us. But we all knew he went to the office out of habit, just to pass the time. Did he ever mention the maid, a certain Karima, who used to come and clean the office? There was a darting of the eyes, an imperceptible hesitation that would have gone unnoticed had Montalbano not been keeping the man squarely in his sights. The man had no reason to tell me about his cleaning woman. Did you know Lap?cora well? Whom can you say you know well? Some thirty years ago when I lived in Montelusa, I had a friend, a smart man, bright, witty, sharp, sensible. He had it all. And he was generous, too, a real angel. If anyone was in need, they could have anything he owned. Then one evening his sister left her baby boy with him, not six months old. He was supposed to look after him for two hours or so, maximum. As soon as the sister left, the guy picked up a knife, chopped the baby up and boiled him in a pot with a sprig of parsley and a clove of garlic. Im not kidding, you know. Id been with the man that same day, and hed been the same as always, smart, polite. So, to get back to poor old Lap?cora, yeah, I knew him, all right, enough to see that hed really changed over the last two years. In what way? Well, he became nervous, never laughed. In fact, hed pick a fight and make a big to-do over the smallest things. Any idea what might have been the cause? One day I asked him about it. It was a health problem, he said. The first stages of arteriosclerosis, thats what his doctor told him. o o o The first thing he did in Lap?coras office was sit down at the typewriter. He opened the drawer to the little secretarial table and found some stationery printed with the old letterhead and yellowed with age. He took out a sheet, reached into his coat pocket, and removed the envelope that Signora Antonietta had given him. He copied its address on the typewriter. A foolproof test if there ever was one. The r s jumped above the line, the a s dropped below, and the o was a little black ball. The address on the anonymous letters envelope had been written by this same typewriter. He looked outside. Signora Vasile Cozzos housekeeper, standing on a stepladder, was cleaning the windows. He opened the window and called out. Hello! Is the signora there? Wait, said the girl, giving him a dirty look. Clearly she wasnt very fond of the inspector. She stepped down from the ladder, disappeared, and a short while later Signora Clementinas head appeared just above the sill. There was no need for them to raise their voices so much, as they were less than ten yards away from each other. Excuse me, signora, but if Im not mistaken, you told me that, sometimes, the young man, do you remember . . . ? Yes, the young man. You said he used to type sometimes. Is that right? Yes, but he didnt use the office typewriter. He would bring his own portable. Are you sure? Might it have been a computer? No, it was a portable typewriter. What kind of cockamamie way to conduct an investigation was this? He suddenly realized the two of them must look like a couple of old housewives gossiping across their balconies. After saying good-bye to Clementina, to regain some semblance of dignity in his own eyes he began a detailed search of the office like a true professional, looking for the package the printer had sent. But he never found it; nor did he find a single envelope or sheet of paper with the new letterhead in English. Theyd removed everything. As for the portable typewriter Lap?coras bogus nephew used to bring along instead of using the office machine, he thought hed come up with a plausible explanation for this. The young man had no use for the keyboard of the old Olivetti. Apparently, he needed one with a different alphabet. 1 0 1 h2> He left the office, got in his car, and drove to Montelusa. At Customs Police headquarters, he asked for Captain Aliotta, who was his friend. They let him in immediately. Its been so long since we spent an evening together! Im not blaming you. Its my fault, too, said Aliotta, embracing Montalbano. Lets forgive each other and try to rectify the situation soon. Okay. What can I do for you? I need the name of that sergeant of yours I spoke to on the phone last year, the one who gave me that precious information about the supermarket in Vig?ta. The case of the weapons traffic, remember? Of course. His names Lagan?. Could I speak with him? Whats it about? He would have to come to Vig?ta for half a day at the most, I think. Id like him to examine the files of a business owned by that guy who was murdered in an elevator. Ill call him for you. Sergeant Lagan? was a burly fifty-year-old with a crew cut and gold-rimmed glasses. Montalbano took an immediate liking to him. He explained in great detail what he wanted from him and gave him the keys to Lap?coras office. The sergeant looked at his watch. I can be in Vig?ta at three oclock this afternoon, if the captain has no objection. o o o Just to be thorough, once the inspector had finished chatting with Aliotta, he asked if he could use his phone and called headquarters, where he hadnt shown his face since the previous evening. Chief, is that really you yourself ? Cat, its really me myself. Been any calls? Yessir, Chief. Two for Inspector Augello, one for Cat, I dont give a fuck about other peoples phone calls! But you asked me yourself just now! All right, Cat: have there been any phone calls person ally for me myself ? By making the necessary linguistic adjustments, maybe he would get a sane answer. Yessir, Chief. There was one. But it didnt make sense. What do you mean, it didnt make sense? I couldnt understand anything. But I think they were relatives. Whose relatives? Yours, Chief. They called you by your first name: Salvo, Salvo. Then what? Then they sounded like they were in pain, or sneezing or something. They said: Aiee . . . sha! Aiee . . . sha! Wait, who was they? Was it a man or a woman? An old woman, Chief. Aisha! He dashed out the door, forgetting to say good-bye to Aliotta. o o o Aisha was sitting in front of her house, upset and weeping. No, Karima and Fran?ois had not shown up; shed called him for another reason. She stood up and led him inside. The room had been turned upside down; theyd even gutted the mattress. Want to bet theyd taken the bank book? No, that they didnt find, Aisha said reassuringly. Upstairs, where Karima lived, it was even worse. Some flagstones had been torn out of the floor; one of Fran?oiss toys, a little plastic truck, was in pieces. The photographs were all gone, including the ones advertising Karimas charms. A good thing I took a few myself, the inspector thought. But they must have made a tremendous racket. Where had Aisha run off to in the meantime? She hadnt run off, the old woman explained. The previous day shed gone to see a friend in Montelusa. It got late, and so she slept over. A stroke of luck: if theyd found her at home, they would certainly have cut her throat. They must have had keys; neither of the doors, in fact, had been forced. Surely theyd come for the photos; they wanted to erase the very memory of what Karima looked like. Montalbano told the old woman to gather her things together. He was going to take her himself to her friends house in Montelusa. She would have to remain there for a few days, just to be safe. Aisha glumly agreed to go. The inspector explained that while she was getting ready, he was going out to the nearest tobacco shop and would be back in ten minutes at most. o o o A short distance before the tobacco shop, in front of the Villaseta elementary school, there was a noisy gathering of ges-ticulating mothers and weepy children. They were laying siege to two municipal policemen from Vig?ta whod been detached to Villaseta and whom Montalbano knew. He drove on, bought his cigarettes, but on the way back, curiosity got the better of him. He pushed through the crowd, invoking his authority, deafened by the shouting. They bothered you about this bullshit too? asked one of the policemen in amazement. No, I just happened to be passing by. Whats going on? The mothers, who heard his question, answered all at once, with the result that the inspector understood nothing. Quiet! he yelled. The mothers fell silent, but the children, now terrified, started wailing even louder. The whole things ridiculous, Inspector, said the same policeman as before. Apparently, since yesterday morning, theres been some little kid attacking the other kids on their way to school. He steals their food and then runs away. He did the same thing this morning. Looka here, looka here, one mother butted in, showing Montalbano a little boy with puffy eyes from being punched. My son dint wanna give im is omelette, and so e it im! An e really urt im! The inspector bent down and stroked the little boys head. Whats your name? Ntonio, said the little boy, proud to have been the one chosen from the crowd. Do you know this boy who stole your omelette? No sir. Is there anyone here who recognized him? the inspector asked in a loud voice. There was a chorus of No. Montalbano leaned back down to Ntonio. What did he say to you? How did you know he wanted your omelette? He spoke foreign. I dint unnastand. So he pulled off my backpack and opened it. I tried to take it back, but he punched me, twice, and he grabbed my omelette sandwich and ran away. Continue the investigation, Montalbano ordered the two police officers, managing by some miracle to keep a straight face. o o o At the time of the Muslim domination of Sicily, when Montelusa was called Kerkent, the Arabs built a district, on the outskirts of town, where they lived amongst themselves. When the Muslims later fled in defeat, the Montelusians moved into their homes and the name of the district was Si-cilianized into Rab?tu. In the second half of the twentieth century, a tremendous landslide swallowed it up. The few houses left standing were damaged and lopsided, remaining upright by absurd feats of equilibrium. When they returned, this time as paupers, the Arabs moved back into that part of town, replacing the roof tiles with sheet metal and using partitions of heavy cardboard for walls. It was to this quarter that Montalbano accompanied Aisha with her paltry bundle of belongings. The old woman, still calling him uncle, wanted to kiss and embrace him. o o o It was three oclock in the afternoon and Montalbano, who hadnt had time to eat, was in the throes of a gut-twisting hunger. He went to the Trattoria San Calogero and sat down. Is there anything left to eat? For you, sir, theres always something. At that exact moment he remembered about Livia. Shed completely slipped his mind. He rushed to the phone, trying feverishly to think of an excuse. Livia had said shed be there by lunchtime. She was probably furious. Livia, darling. I just got here, Salvo. The flight left two hours late, with no explanation. Were you worried, darling? Of course I was worried, Montalbano lied shamelessly, realizing the winds were favorable. Ive been phoning home every fifteen minutes without any answer. A little while ago I decided to call the airport, and they told me the flight was two hours late. That finally set my mind at rest. Sorry, love, but it wasnt my fault. When are you coming home? Unfortunately I cant right now. Im in the middle of a meeting in Montelusa; Ill be at least another hour Im sure. Then Ill come running. Oh, and listen: tonight were going to the commissioners for dinner. But I didnt bring anything to wear! You can go in jeans. Have a look in the fridge, Adelina must have cooked something. No, thats all right. Ill wait for you, we can eat together. Ive already made do with a sandwich. Im not hungry. See you soon. He sat back down at his table, where a pound of mullet awaited him, fried to a delicate crisp. o o o A little weary from her journey, Livia had gone to bed. Montalbano got undressed and lay down beside her. They kissed. Suddenly Livia pulled away and started sniffing him. You smell like fried food. Of course I do. I just spent an hour interrogating some guy in a fried-food shop. They made love calmly, knowing they had all the time in the world. Then they sat up in bed, pillows behind their heads, and Montalbano told her the story of Lap?coras murder. Thinking he was amusing her, he told her how hed had Mrs. Piccirillo and her daughter, who set such great store by their honor, brought in to the station. He also told her hed had Fazio buy a bottle of wine for Mr. Culicchia, whod lost his when it rolled next to the corpse. Instead of laughing, as Montalbano expected, Livia looked at him coldly. Asshole, she said. I beg your pardon? Montalbano asked with the aplomb of an English lord. Youre an asshole and a sexist. First you disgrace those two wretched women, and then you buy a bottle of wine for the guy who had no qualms about riding up and down in the elevator with a corpse. Now tell me thats not acting like a jerk. Come on, Livia, dont look at it that way. Unfortunately Livia insisted on looking at it that way. It was six oclock before he managed to appease her. To distract her he told her the story of the little boy who was stealing other childrens late-morning snacks. But Livia didnt laugh this time, either. In fact, she seemed to turn melancholy. Whats wrong? What did I say? Did I do something wrong again? No, I was just thinking of that poor little boy. The one who got beat up? No, the other one. He must be really famished and desperate. You say he didnt speak Italian? Hes probably the child of some immigrants who cant even put food on the table. Or maybe he was abandoned. Jesus Christ! cried Montalbano, thunderstruck by the revelation, yelling so loudly that Livia gave a start. Whats got into you? Jesus Christ! the inspector repeated, eyes bulging out of his head. What on earth did I say? Livia asked, concerned. Without answering, Montalbano dashed to the phone, completely naked. Catarella, get the fuck off the line and pass me Fazio on the double. Fazio? In one hour, at the latest, I want you all at the office. Got that? All of you. If anybodys missing, Im going to go nuts. He hung up, then dialed another number. Commissioner? Montalbano here. Im embarrassed to say, but I cant make it to dinner tonight. No, its not because of Livia. Its got to do with work. Ill explain everything. Lunch tomorrow? By all means. And please give your wife my apologies. Livia had got out of bed, trying to understand how her words could have provoked such a frantic reaction. Montalbanos only answer was to throw himself on the bed, dragging her along with him. His intentions were perfectly clear. But didnt you say youd be at the office in an hour? Fifteen minutes more or less, whats the difference? o o o Crammed into Montalbanos office, which was certainly not spacious, were Augello, Fazio, Tortorella, Gallo, German?, Galluzzo, and Grasso, who had begun working at the station less than a month ago. Catarella stood leaning against the door frame, an ear to the switchboard. Montalbano had brought along a reluctant Livia. But what am I going to do there? Believe me, you might be very useful. But he hadnt given her a single word of explanation. In utter silence, he drew a rough but sufficiently precise street map of Villaseta, which he then showed to all present. This is a little house on Via Garibaldi in Villaseta. No one is living there at the moment. Here behind it is a garden . . . He went on to illustrate every detail, the neighboring houses, the street intersections, the smaller cross streets. He had committed everything to memory the previous afternoon, when alone in Karimas room. With the exception of Catarella, who would remain on duty at headquarters, they were all to have a part in the operation. Using the map, the inspector pointed out the position that each was to take up. He ordered them to arrive at the scene one by one: no sirens, no uniformsin fact, no police cars at all. They were to remain absolutely inconspicuous. If anybody wanted to bring his own car, he must leave it at least half a kilometer away from the house. They could bring along whatever they wanted, sandwiches, coffee, beer, because it was probably going to take a long time. They might have to lie in wait all night, and there wasnt even any guarantee of success. Most likely the person they were looking for wouldnt show up. When the streetlights came on, that would signal the start of the operation. Weapons? asked Augello. Weapons? What weapons? Montalbano muttered, mo-mentarily bewildered. I dont know, but since it seemed like something serious, I thought Who is it were looking to capture? Fazio cut in. A snack thief. Everyone in the room seemed to stop breathing. Beads of sweat appeared on Augellos forehead. Ive been telling him for the last year he should have his head examined, he thought. o o o It was a clear, moonlit night, windless and still. It had only one flaw, in Montalbanos eyes. It seemed as if time didnt want to pass. Every minute was mysteriously expanding, di-lating into five more. By the light of a cigarette lighter, Livia had put the gutted mattress back on the bedspring, lain down, and gradually fallen asleep. She was now sleeping in earnest. The inspector, seated in a chair beside the window that looked out the back, had a clear view of the garden and the surrounding countryside. Fazio and Grasso were supposed to be in that area, but no matter how hard he squinted, he could see no trace of them. They were probably hidden among the almond trees. He felt pleased with his mens professionalism; theyd embraced the assignment wholeheartedly after he told them the little boy was probably Fran?ois, Karimas son. He took a pull on his fortieth cigarette and glanced at his watch by the faint glow. He decided to wait another half hour, after which he would tell his men to go back home. At this exact moment he noticed a very slight movement at the point where the garden ended and the countryside began; but, more than a movement, it was a momentary break in the re-flection of the moon on the straw and yellow scrub. It couldnt have been Fazio or Grasso. He had purposely wanted to leave that area unguarded, as if to favor, even suggest, that approach. The movement, or whatever it was, repeated itself, and this time Montalbano could make out a small, dark shape coming slowly forward. It was the kid, no doubt about it. He moved slowly toward Livia, guided by her breath. Wake up, hes coming. He returned to the window and was joined at once by Livia. Montalbano spoke into her ear: As soon as they catch him, I want you to go immediately downstairs. Hes going to be terrified, but when he sees a woman he might feel reassured. Stroke him, kiss him, tell him whatever you can think of. The little boy was right next to the house now.They could see him clearly as he raised his head and looked up towards the window. Suddenly a mans shape appeared, descended on the boy and grabbed him. It was Fazio. Livia flew down the stairs. Fran?ois, kicking, let out a long, heartrending wail, like an animal caught in a trap. Montalbano turned on the light and leaned out the window. Bring him upstairs.You, Grasso, go round up the others. Meanwhile the childs wailing had stopped and turned into sobbing. Livia was holding him in her arms, talking to him. o o o He was still very tense but had stopped crying. Eyes glistening and ardent, he studied the faces around him, slowly regaining confidence. He was sitting at the same table where, only a few days before, he had sat with his mother beside him. This, perhaps, was why he clung to Livias hand and didnt want her to leave him. Mim? Augello, who had briefly absented himself, returned with a bag in his hand. Everyone immediately realized hed been the only one with the right idea. Inside were some ham sandwiches, bananas, cookies, and two cans of Coca-Cola. As a reward, Mim? received an emotional glance from Livia, which naturally irritated Montalbano. The deputy inspector stammered: I had somebody prepare it last night . . . I thought that, if we were dealing with a hungry little boy . . . As he was eating, Fran?ois gave in to fatigue and fell asleep. He didnt manage to finish the cookies. All at once his head fell forward onto the table, as if someone had turned off a switch inside him. So where do we take him now? asked Fazio. To our house, Livia said decisively. Montalbano was struck by that our. And as he was gathering up a pair of jeans and a T-shirt for the little boy, he couldnt tell whether he should be pleased or upset. The kid didnt open his eyes once during the ride back to Marinella, or when Livia undressed him after making up a bed for him on the living room sofa. What if he wakes up and runs away while were asleep? asked the inspector. I dont think he will, Livia reassured him. Montalbano, in any case, wasnt taking any chances. He closed the window, lowered the shutters, and gave the front-door key two turns. They too went to bed. But despite how tired they were, it took them a long time to fall asleep. The presence of Fran?ois, whom they could hear breathing in the next room, made them both inexplicably uneasy. o o o Around nine oclock the next morning, very late for him, the inspector woke up, got quietly out of bed so as not to disturb Livia, and went to check on Fran?ois. The kid wasnt there. Not on the couch, nor in the bathroom. Hed escaped, just as the inspector had feared. But how the hell did he do it, with the front door locked and the shutters still down? He started looking everywhere the kid might be hiding. Nothing. Vanished. He had to wake Livia and tell her what had happened, get her advice. He reached out and at that moment saw the childs head resting against his womans breast. They were sleeping in each others arms. 1 1 6 h2> Inspector? Sorry to bother you at home. Could we meet this morning? Id like to give you my report. Certainly. Ill come to Montelusa. No, thats all right. Ill come down to Vig?ta. Shall we meet in an hour at the office in Salita Granet? Yes, thanks, Lagan?. o o o He went into the bathroom, trying to make as little noise as possible. Also to avoid disturbing Livia and Fran?ois, he put on his clothes from the previous day, which were additionally rumpled from the nightlong stakeout. He left a note: there was a lot of stuff in the fridge, hed be back by lunchtime. As soon as hed written it, he remembered that the commissioner had invited them for lunch. That was out of the question now, with Fran?ois there. He decided to phone at once, otherwise he might forget. He knew that the commissioner spent Sunday mornings at home, except in extraordinary circumstances. Montalbano? Dont tell me youre not coming for lunch! Unfortunately I cant, Mr. Commissioner, Im sorry. Is it something serious? Quite. The fact is, early this morning, I becameI dont know how to put thissort of a father. Congratulations! was the commissioners reply. So, Miss Livia . . . I cant wait to tell my wife, shell be so happy. But I dont understand how this would prevent you from coming. Ah, I get it: the event is imminent. Flummoxed by his superiors misapprehension, Montalbano recklessly proceeded to entangle himself in a long, tor-tuous, stammering explanation that jumbled together murder victims and childrens snacks,Volupt? perfume and the Mulone printing works. The commissioner gave up. All right, all right, you can explain it all later. Listen, when is Miss Livia leaving? Tonight. So we wont have the pleasure of meeting her. Too bad. Itll have to wait till next time. Tell you what, Montalbano: when you think youll have a couple of free hours, give me a ring. Before going out, he went to take a last look at Livia and Fran?ois, who were still asleep. Who would ever break their embrace? He frowned, gripped by a dark premonition. o o o The inspector was astonished to find everything in Lap?coras office exactly as he had left it. Not one sheet of paper out of place, not a single clip where he hadnt seen it last time. Lagan? had understood. It wasnt a search, Inspector. There was no need to turn the place upside down. So, what can you tell me? Well, the business was founded by Aurelio Lap?cora in 1965. Hed worked as a clerk before that. The business was involved in importing tropical fruit and had a warehouse in Via Vittorio Emanuele Orlando, near the port, equipped with cold-storage rooms. They exported cereals, chickpeas, fava beans, pistachios, things of that sort. The volume of business was decent, at least until the second half of the eighties. Then things went steadily downhill. To make a long story short, in January of 1990, Lap?cora was forced to liquidate, but it was all aboveboard. He even sold the warehouse and made a tidy profit. His papers are all on file. An orderly man, this Lap?cora. If Id had to do an inspection here, I wouldnt have found anything wrong. Four years later, also in January, he obtained authorization to reopen the business, which was still incorporated. But he never bought another depository or warehouse, nothing whatsoever. And you know what? I think I already know. You found no trace of any business transaction from 1994 to the present. Right. If Lap?cora only wanted to come and spend a few hours at the officeIm referring to what I saw in the next roomwhat need was there to reconstitute the business? Find any recent mail? No, sir. All the mails at least four years old. Montalbano picked up a yellowed envelope that had been lying on the desk and showed it to the sergeant. Did you find any envelopes like this, but new, with the words Import-Export in the return address? Not a single one. Listen, Sergeant. Last month a local print shop sent Lap?cora a package of stationery at this office. Since you found no trace of it, do you think its possible the whole stock got used up in four weeks? I wouldnt think so. Even when things were going well, he couldnt have written that many letters. Did you find any letters from a foreign firm called Aslanidis, which exports dates? Nothing. And yet, according to the mailman, some were delivered here. Did you search Lap?coras home, Inspector? Yes. Theres nothing related to his new business there. You want to know something else? According to a very reli-able witness, on certain nights, when Lap?cora wasnt here, this place was buzzing with activity. He proceeded to tell him about Karima and the dark young man posing as a nephew, who used to make and receive phone calls and write letters, but only on his own portable typewriter. I get it, said Lagan?. Dont you? I do, but Id like to hear your idea first. The business was a cover, a front, the receiving end of some kind of illegal trafficking. It certainly wasnt used to import dates. I agree, said Montalbano. And when they killed Lap?cora, or the night before, they came here and got rid of everything. o o o He dropped in at headquarters. Catarella was at the switchboard, working on a crossword puzzle. Tell me something, Cat. How long does it take you to solve a puzzle? Ah, theyre hard, Chief, really hard. I been workin on this one for a month and I still cant get it. Any news? Nothing serious, Chief. Somebody arsoned Sebastiano Lo Monacos parking garage by setting fire to it. The firemen went and put it out. Five motor vehicles got roasted. Then somebody shot at somebody by the name of Filippo Quaran-tino but they missed and got the window of the house where Mrs. Saveria Pizzuto lives and she got so scared she had to go to the merchancy room. Then there was another fire, an arson fire for sure. But just little shit, Chief, kid stuff, nothin important. Whos in the office? Nobody, Chief. Theyre all out taking care of these things. Montalbano went into his office. On the desk was a package wrapped in the paper of the Pipitone pastry shop. He opened it: cannoli, cream puffs, torroncini . Catarella! At your orders, Chief. Who put these pastries here? Inspector Augello did. He says he bought em for the little boy from last night. How thoughtful and attentive to abandoned children Mr. Mim? Augello had suddenly become! Was he hoping for another glance from Livia? The telephone rang. Chief ? Its His Honor Judge Lo Bianco. He says he wants to speak personally with you. Put him on. A couple of weeks earlier, Judge Lo Bianco had sent the inspector a complimentary copy of the first tome, all seven hundred pages, of a work to which hed been devoting himself for years: The Life and Exploits of Rinaldo and Antonio Lo Bianco, Masters of Jurisprudence at the University of Girgenti at the Time of King Martin the Younger (14021409) . Hed got it in his head that these Lo Biancos were his ancestors. Montalbano had leafed through the book one sleepless night. Hey, Cat, are you going to put the judge on the line or not? The fact is, Chief, I cant put him on the line, seeing as hes already here personally in person. Cursing, Montalbano rushed to the door, showed the judge into his office, and expressed his apologies. He already felt guilty towards the judge for having phoned him only once about the Lap?cora murder, after which hed completely forgotten he existed. No doubt hed come to give him a tongue-lashing. Just a quick hello, my dear Inspector. Thought Id drop in, since I was passing by on my way to see my mother whos staying with friends at Durrueli. Lets give it a try, I said to myself. And I was lucky: here you are. And what the hell do you want from me? Montalbano said to himself. Given the solicitous glance the judge cast his way, it didnt take him long to figure it out. You know, Judge, lately Ive been losing sleep. Really? Whys that? I spend the nights reading your book. Its more gripping than a mystery novel, and so rich in detail. A lethal bore: dates upon dates, names upon names. By comparison, the railroad schedule book had more surprises and plot twists. He remembered one episode recounted by the judge in which Antonio Lo Bianco, on his way to Castrogiovanni on a diplomatic mission, fell from his horse and broke a leg. To this insignificant event the judge devoted twenty-two mania-cally detailed pages. To show hed actually read the book, Montalbano foolishly quoted from it. And so Judge Lo Bianco engaged him for two hours, adding other details as useless as they were minute. When he finally said good-bye, the inspector felt a headache coming on. Oh and, listen, dear boy, dont forget to keep me posted on the Lacapra case. o o o When he got to Marinella, neither Livia nor Fran?ois were there. They were down by the water, Livia in her bathing suit and the boy in his underpants. Theyd built an enormous sand castle and were laughing and talking. In French, of course, which Livia spoke as well as Italian. Along with English. Not to mention German, truth be told. The house ignoramus was he, who barely knew three or four words of French hed learned in school. He set the table, then looked in the fridge and found the pasta ncasciata and veal roulade from the day before. He put them in the oven at low heat, then quickly got undressed, put on his swimsuit, and joined the other two. The first things he noticed were a little bucket, a shovel, a sand-sifter, and some molds in the shapes of fish and stars. He, of course, didnt have such things about the house, and Livia certainly hadnt bought them, since it was Sunday. And there wasnt a soul on the beach aside from the three of them. What are those? What are what? The shovel, the bucket Augello brought them this morning. Hes so sweet! They belong to his little nephew, who last year . . . He didnt want to hear any more. He dived into the sea, infuriated. When they returned to the house, Livia noticed the cardboard tray full of pastries. Why did you buy those? Dont you know that sweets are bad for children? Yes I do, its your friend Augello who doesnt know it. He bought them. And now youre going to eat them, you and Fran?ois. While were at it, your friend Ingrid called, the Swedish woman. Thrust, parry, counterthrust. And what was the meaning of that while were at it? Those two liked each other, that was clear. It had started the previous year, when Mim? had driven Livia around in his car for an entire day. And now they were picking up where theyd left off. What did they do when he wasnt there? Trade cute little glances, smiles, compliments? They began eating, with Livia and Fran?ois murmuring to each other from time to time, enclosed inside an invisible bubble of complicity from which Montalbano was utterly excluded. The delicious meal, however, prevented him from getting as angry as he would have liked. Excellent, this brusciuluni , he said. What did you call it? Brusciuluni . The roulade. You nearly frightened me. Some of your Sicilian words . . . You Ligurians dont kid around either. Speaking of which, what time does your flight leave? I think I can drive you to Palermo. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I canceled my reservation and called Adriana, a colleague of mine, and asked her to fill in for me. Im going to stay a few more days. It suddenly dawned on me that if Im not here, who are you going to leave Fran?ois with? The dark premonition hed had that morning, when he saw them sleeping in each others arms, was beginning to take shape. Who would ever pry those two apart? You seem displeased . . . I dont know . . . irritated. Me? Come on, Livia! o o o As soon as theyd finished eating, the little boys eyelids started to droop; he was sleepy and must still have been quite worn out. Livia took him into the bedroom, undressed him, and put him to bed. He told me something, she said, leaving the door ajar. Tell me. When we were building the sand castle, at a certain point he asked me if I thought his mother would ever return. I told him I didnt know anything about what had happened, but I was sure that one day his mother would come back for him. He twisted up his face, and I didnt say any more. A little while later, he brought it up again and said he didnt think she was coming back. Then he dropped the subject. That child is darkly aware of something terrible. Then all of a sudden he started talking again. He told me that that morning, his mother had come home in a rush and seemed frightened. She told him they had to go away. They ran to the center of Villaseta; his mother told him they had to catch a bus. A bus for where? He doesnt know. While they were waiting, a car drove up. He knew it well; it belonged to a bad man who would sometimes beat his mother. Fahrid. Whats the name? Fahrid. Are you sure? Absolutely. He even told me that, when you write it, theres an h between the a and the r . So Mr. Lap?coras dear young nephew, the owner of the metallic gray BMW, had an Arab name. Go on. This Fahrid then got out of the car, grabbed Karimas arm, and tried to force her to get in. She resisted and shouted to Fran?ois to run away. The boy fled; Fahrid was too busy with Karima and had to choose. Fran?ois found a hiding place and was too terrified to come out. He didnt dare go back to a woman he called his grandma. Aisha. He got so hungry he had to rob other children of their schooltime snacks to survive. At night he would go up to the house, but he found it all dark and was afraid that Fahrid was lying in wait for him there. He slept outside. He felt hunted like an animal. The other night he couldnt stand it any longer; he had to go back home at all costs. Thats why he came so close to the house. Montalbano remained silent. Well, what do you think? she asked. I think weve got an orphan on our hands. Livia blanched; her voice began to tremble. Why do you think that? Let me explain the opinion Ive formed of the whole affair thus far, also based on what youve just told me. Five years ago, more or less, this attractive, beautiful Tunisian woman comes to our country with her baby boy. She looks for work as a house cleaner and has no trouble finding it, because, among other things, she grants favors, upon request, to older men. Thats how she meets Lap?cora. But at a certain point this Fahrid enters her life. Hes probably a pimp or something similar. Fahrid then comes up with a scheme to force Lap?cora to reopen his old import-export business as a front for some sort of shady dealings, probably drugs or prostitution. Lap?cora, whos basically an honest man, senses that somethings not right and gets scared. He tries to wiggle out of a nasty situation by rather ingenuous means. Just imagine, he writes anonymous letters to his wife denouncing himself. Things go on this way for a while, but at a certain point, and I dont know why, Fahrid is forced to clear out. At this point, however, he has to eliminate Lap?cora. He arranges for Karima to spend a night at Lap?coras house, hiding in his study. Lap?coras wife has to go to Fiacca the following day, to visit her sister whos sick. Karima had probably filled Lap?coras brain with visions of wild sex in the marriage bed when the wife was away. Who knows. Early the next morning, after Mrs. Lap?cora has left, Karima opens the front door and lets in Fahrid, who then kills the old man. Lap?cora may have attempted to escape; perhaps that was why he was found in the elevator. Except that, based on what you just told me, Karima must not have known that Fahrid intended to kill him. When she sees that her accomplice has stabbed Lap?cora, she flees. But she doesnt get very far; Fahrid tracks her down and kidnaps her. In all probability, he later kills her, to keep her from talking. And the proof of this is that he went back to Karimas place to remove all the photos of her. He didnt want her to be identified. Silently, Livia started crying. o o o He was alone. Livia had gone to lie down next to Fran?ois. Montalbano, not knowing what to do, went and sat on the veranda. In the sky, two seagulls were engaged in some sort of duel; on the beach, a young couple was strolling, exchang-ing a kiss from time to time, but wearily, as if following a script. He went back inside, picked up the last novel written by the late Gesualdo Bufalino, the one about a blind photographer, and went back out on the veranda. He glanced at the cover, the jacket flaps, then closed it. He was unable to con-centrate. He could feel an acute malaise slowly growing inside him. And suddenly he understood the reason. It was merely a foretaste, an advance installment, of the quiet, familial Sunday afternoons that awaited him, perhaps not even in Vig?ta but in Boccadasse. With a little boy who, upon awakening, would call him Papa and ask him to play . . . Panic seized him by the throat. 1 2 9 0p> 10 He had to run away at once, to flee the familial ambushes awaiting him in that house. As he got in his car, he couldnt help but smile at the schizophrenic attack he was suffering. His rational side told him he could easily control the new situation, which in any case existed only in his imagination; his irrational side was spurring him to flee, just like that, without a thought. He arrived in Vig?ta and went to his office. Any news? Instead of answering, Fazio asked another question: Hows the kid? Fine, he replied, slightly annoyed. Well? Nothing serious. An unemployed man went into a su permarket with a big stick and started smashing up the shelves Unemployed? You mean there are still people without work in our country? Fazio looked stunned. Of course there are, Chief. Didnt you know? Frankly, I didnt. I thought everyone had work these days. Fazio was clearly at sea. And how are they supposed to find this work? By repenting, Fazio. Turning states witness against the Mafia. This unemployed guy smashing up supermarket shelves, hes not out of work, hes an asshole. Did you arrest him? Yes. Go and tell him, on my behalf, that he should turn states witness. For what case? Anything! Tell him to make something up. But he has to say hes repented. Any bullshit he feels like saying. Maybe you can suggest something to him. But as soon as he turns states witness, hes set for life. Theyll pay him, find him a house, send his kids to school. Tell him. Fazio eyed him in silence. Then he spoke: Chief, its a beautiful day, and still youre ornery as hell. What gives? None of your goddamn business. o o o The owner of the shop where Montalbano usually supplied himself with c?lia e simenza had devised an ingenious system for getting around the obligatory Sunday closing. He would set up a well-stocked booth in front of the lowered shutter. Got fresh-roasted peanuts here, nice and hot, the shopkeeper informed him. The inspector had him add twenty or so to his coppo , the paper cornet already half-full of chickpeas and pumpkin seeds. His solitary, ruminating stroll to the tip of the eastern jetty lasted longer than usual this time, until after sunset. o o o This child is extremely intelligent! Livia said excitedly as soon as she saw Montalbano enter the house. I taught him how to play checkers just three hours ago, and now look: hes already beat me once and is about to win again. The inspector remained standing beside them, watching the final moves of the game. Livia made a devastating mistake and Fran?ois gobbled up her two remaining chips. Consciously or unconciously, Livia had wanted the kid to win; if shed been playing him instead of Fran?ois, she would have fought tooth and nail to deny him the satisfaction of victory. Once she even stooped to pretending shed fainted, letting all the pieces fall to the floor. Are you hungry? I can wait, if you want, the inspector replied, comply-ing with her implicit request to delay supper. Wed love to go for a little walk. She and Fran?ois, naturally. The idea that he might wish to tag along never even crossed her mind. Montalbano set the table grandly, and when he finished he went into the kitchen to see what Livia had made. Nothing. An arctic desolation. The dishes and cutlery sparkled, uncontaminated. Lost in her preoccupation with Fran?ois, she hadnt even thought to make dinner. He drew up a rapid, unhappy inventory: as a first course, he could make a little pasta with garlic and oil; as a second course, he could throw something together using sardines in brine, olives, caciocavallo cheese, and canned tuna. The worst, in any case, would come the following day, when Adelina, showing up to clean house and cook, found Livia there with a little boy. The two women didnt take to each other. Once, because of certain comments Livia had made, Adelina had abruptly dropped everything, half finished, to return only after she was certain her rival was gone and already hundreds of miles away. It was time for the evening news. He turned on the television and tuned into TeleVig?ta. On the screen appeared the chicken-ass mug of Pippo Ragonese, their editorialist. Montalbano was about to change the channel when Ragoneses first words paralyzed him. What is going on at Vig?ta police headquarters? the newsman asked himself and the entire universe in a tone that would have made Torquemada, in his best moments, seem like he was telling jokes. He went on to say that in his opinion,Vig?ta these days could be compared to the Chicago of the Prohibition era, with all its shoot-outs, robberies, and arson. The life and lib-erty of the common, honest citizen were in constant danger. And did the viewers know what that overrated Police Inspector Montalbano, in the midst of this tragic situation, was working on? The question mark was so emphatically under-scored that the inspector thought he could actually see it su-perimposed on the mans chicken-ass face. Having caught his breath, the better to express due wonder and indignation, Ragonese then stressed every syllable: On-chas-ing-af-ter-a-snack-thief ! But he wasnt working on this alone, our inspector. Hed dragged all his men along with him, leaving police headquarters unprotected, with only a sorry switchboard operator on duty. How did he, Ragonese, come to learn of this seemingly comical but surely tragic situation? Needing to speak with Assistant Inspector Augello to get some information, he had telephoned the central police station, only to receive the extraordinary answer given him by the switchboard operator. At first, hed thought it must be a joke, a tasteless one, to be sure, and so hed insisted.Yet in the end he understood that it was not a prank, but the incredible truth. Did the viewers of Vig?ta realize what sort of hands they were in? What have I ever done to deserve Catarella? the inspector asked himself bitterly as he changed channel. On the Free Channels news program, they were broad-casting images of the funeral, in Maz?ra, of the Tunisian fisherman machine-gunned to death aboard the trawler Santopadre . At the end of the report, the speaker commented on the Tunisians misfortune to have died so tragically his first time out on the fishing boat. Indeed, he had only just arrived in town, and hardly anyone knew him. He had no family, or at least hadnt had the time to bring them to Maz?ra. He was born thirty-two years ago in Sfax, and his name was Ben Dhahab. They showed a photo of him, and at that moment Livia and the little boy walked in, back from their stroll. Seeing the face on the television screen, Fran?ois smiled and pointed a small finger. Mon oncle, he said. Livia was about to tell Salvo to turn off the television because it bothered her when she was eating; for his part, Montalbano was about to reproach her for not having prepared anything for supper. Instead they just stood there dumbstruck, forefingers pointing at each other, while a third forefinger, the little boys, still pointed at the screen. It was as if an angel had passed, the one who says Amen, and everyone remains just as they were. The inspector pulled himself up and sought confirmation, doubting his scant understanding of French. Whatd he say? He said: my uncle, replied a very pale Livia. When the image vanished from the screen, Fran?ois took his place at the table, anxious to start eating and in no way disturbed by having seen his uncle on TV. Ask him if the man he just saw is his uncle uncle. What kind of idiotic question is that? Its not idiotic. They called me uncle, too, even though Im nobodys uncle. Fran?ois answered that the man hed just seen was his uncle uncle, his mothers brother. He has to come with me, right away. Where do you want to take him? To headquarters. I want to show him a photograph. Forget it. Nobodys going to steal your photograph. Fran?ois has to eat first. Afterwards, Im going to come with you; youre liable to lose the kid along the way. The pasta came out overcooked, practically inedible. o o o At headquarters there was only Catarella, who, upon seeing the makeshift little family and the look on his superiors face, took fright. All peaceable and quietlike here, Chief. But not in Chechnya. The inspector opened a drawer and took out the photos hed lifted from Karimas house. He selected one and showed it to Fran?ois. The boy, without a word, brought it to his lips and kissed his mothers image. Livia barely suppressed a sob. There was no need to ask any questions; the resemblance between the man shown on television and the uniformed man with Karima in the photo was obvious. But the inspector asked anyway. Is this ton oncle ? Oui. Comment sappelle-t-il? Montalbano felt pleased with his French, like a tourist at the Eiffel Tower or the Moulin Rouge. Ahmed, said the little boy. Seulement Ahmed? Oh, non. Ahmed Moussa. Et ta m?re? Comment sappelle? Karima Moussa, said Fran?ois, shrugging his shoulders at the obviousness of the question. Montalbano poured out his anger at Livia, who was not expecting the violent assault. What the fuck! Youre with the child day and night, you play with him, teach him checkers, but it never occurs to you to find out his name! All you had to do was ask! And that fucking asshole Mim?! The big investigator! He brings the little bucket, the little shovel, the little sand molds, the little pastries, and instead of talking to the kid he only talks to you! Livia didnt react. Montalbano immediately felt ashamed of his outburst. Forgive me, Livia. Im on edge. I can see. Ask him if hes ever met this uncle in person, even recently. Livia and the boy spoke to each other softly. Livia then explained that he had not seen him recently, but that when Fran?ois was three, his mother had taken him to Tunisia, and there hed met his uncle along with some other men. But his memory of all this wasnt very clear; hed mentioned it only because his mother had spoken to him about it. Therefore, Montalbano concluded, there had been a sort of summit two years earlier, in which, in some way, the fate of poor Mr. Lap?cora had been decided. Listen. Take Fran?ois to see a movie. Theres still time to make the last showing. Then come back here. Ive got some work to do. o o o Hello, Busca?no! Montalbano here. Ive just found out the full name of the Tunisian woman who lives in Villaseta. Remember? Of course. Karima. Her name is Karima Moussa. Could you do a check there at your own office, at the Immigration Bureau? Are you joking, Inspector? No, Im not. Why? What? How can you ask me such a thing, with all your experience? Explain yourself. Look, Inspector, even if you were to tell me her parents names, her grandparents names on both sides, and her date and place of birth Pea soup? What else would you expect? They can pass all the laws they want in Rome, but here Tunisians, Moroccans, Libyans, Cape Verdians, Senegalese, Nigerians, Rwandans, Albanians, Serbs, and Croats come and go as they please. Were in the blasted Colosseum here: there arent any doors. The fact that we found this Karimas address the other day is not in the normal order of things. It belongs to the realm of the miraculous. Well, try anyway. o o o Montalbano? Whats this business about you chasing after somebody who steals snacks from children? Is he some kind of maniac? No, no, Mr. Commissioner. He was a little boy who was starving and so he started robbing schoolchildren of their morning snacks. Thats all. What do you mean, thats all? Im well aware that every now and then you, how shall I say, go off on a tangent. But this time, frankly, I think Mr. Commissioner, I assure you it wont happen again. It was absolutely necessary that we catch him. Did you? Yes. And what did you do with him? I brought him home with me. Livias looking after him. Are you mad, Montalbano? You must give him back to his parents at once! He hasnt got any. He may be an orphan. What do you mean, may be? Do a search, for Gods sake! I am. But Fran?ois Who on earth is that? The little boy; thats his name. Hes not Italian? No, hes Tunisian. Listen, Montalbano, lets drop it for the moment, Im too confused. But I want you to come to my office tomorrow morning and explain everything to me. I cant, I have to go out of Vig?ta. Its very important, believe me. Im not trying to slip away. Then well see each other in the afternoon. Im serious; dont let me down. I need you to provide me with a line of defense; Chamber Deputy Pennacchio is here . . . The one charged with criminal association with mafiosi? The very same. Hes preparing a motion to be sent to the minister of the Interior. He wants your head. Indeed. It was Montalbano himself who had initiated the investigation of the honorable deputy. o o o Nicol?? Montalbano here. I need to ask a favor of you. So what else is new? Fire away. Are you going to be much longer at the Free Channel? I have to do the midnight report and then Im going home. Its ten oclock now. If I come by the studio in half an hour and bring you a photo, do you think you could still get it on the air for the midnight report? Sure. Ill wait for you. o o o He had sensed immediately, at first whiff, that the story of the Santopadre fishing boat was bad news. In fact, hed done everything he could to steer clear of it. But now chance had grabbed him by the hair and ground his face in it, as one does with cats to teach them not to pee in certain places. Livia and Fran?ois would have needed only to return a few moments later, and the kid would never have seen his uncles picture on TV, the dinner would have proceeded peacefully, and everything would have gone just fine. He cursed himself for being such an incurable cop. Anyone else in his place would have said: Oh yeah? The kid recognized his uncle, did he? How about that! And he would have brought the first forkful to his mouth. But he couldnt. He had to dive in and butt his head against it. The instinct of the hunt, it was once called by Dashiell Hammett, who understood these things well. Wheres the photo? asked Nicol? as soon as Montalbano walked in. It was the one of Karima and her son. Do you want me to frame the whole thing? Or just a detail? As is. Nicol? Zito left the room, then soon returned without the photograph and sat himself comfortably down. Tell me everything. But most of all, tell me about the snack thief, which Pippo Ragonese thinks is bullshit but I dont. I havent got the time, Nicol?, believe me. No, I dont believe you. Question: was the boy stealing snacks the one in the photo you just gave me? He was dangerously intelligent, this Nicol?. Better play along. Yes, thats him. And whos the mother? Shes someone who was definitely involved in the murder the other dayyou know, the guy found in the elevator. But no more questions. As soon as I manage to make some sense of this, youll be the first to know, I promise. Could you tell me at least what Im supposed to say about the photo? Right, of course. Your tone should be that of somebody telling a sad, sorrowful story. So youre a director now? You should say that an elderly Tunisian woman came to you in tears, begging you to show that photo on TV. Shes had no news of either mother or child for three days. Their names are Karima and Fran?ois. Anyone whos seen them, etcetera, anonymity guaranteed, etcetera, should call Vig?ta police headquarters, etcetera. Up yours, etcetera, said Nicol? Zito. o o o Back home, Livia went immediately to bed, bringing the kid along with her. Montalbano, on the other hand, stayed up, waiting for the midnight news report. Nicol? did what he was supposed to do, keeping the photo on-screen as long as possible. When the program was over, the inspector called to thank him. Could you do me another favor? Ive half a mind to charge you a fee. What do you want? Could you run the segment again tomorrow on the one p.m. news? I dont think too many people saw it at this hour. Yes, sir! He went into the bedroom, released Fran?ois from Livias embrace, picked the child up, took him into the living room, and put him down to sleep on the sofa that Livia had already made up. He then took a shower and got into bed. Livia, though asleep, felt him beside her and nudged closer with her back to him, pressing her whole body against him. She had always liked to do it this way, half-asleep, in that pleasant no-mans-land between the country of sleep and the city of consciousness. This time, however, as soon as Montalbano began to caress her, she moved away. No. Fran?ois might wake up. For a moment, Montalbano stiffened, petrified. He hadnt considered this other aspect of familial bliss. o o o He got up. Sleep, in any case, had abandoned him. On their way back to Marinella, hed had something in mind that he wanted to do, and now he remembered what it was. Valente? Montalbano here. Sorry to bother you at home, especially at this hour. I need to see you at once, its extremely urgent. Would it be all right if I came to Maz?ra tomorrow morning, around ten? Sure. Could you give me some Its a complicated, confusing story. Im going purely on a hunch. Its about that Tunisian who was killed. Ben Dhahab. Just for starters, his name was Ahmed Moussa. Holy shit. Exactly. 1 4 3 0p> 11 Theres not necessarily any connection, observed Vice-Commissioner Valente after Montalbano had finished telling his story. If thats your opinion, then do me a big favor. Well keep each to his own side: you go ahead and investigate why the Tunisian used an assumed name, and Ill look for the reasons for Lap?coras murder and Karimas disappearance. And if we happen to cross paths along the way, well pretend we dont know each other and wont even say hello. Okay? Jesus! Why dont you fly straight off the handle! Inspector Angelo Tomasino, a thirty-year-old with the look of a bank teller, the kind who hand-counts five hundred thousand lire in small bills ten times before handing them over to you, threw down his ace, in support of his boss: Anyway, its not necessarily true. Whats not necessarily true? That Ben Dhahab is an assumed name. His full name might have been Ben Ahmed Dhahab Moussa. Who knows, with these Arab names? I wont bother you any longer, said Montalbano, standing up. His blood was boiling, and Valente, who had known him a long time, realized this. What should we do, in your opinion? he asked simply. The inspector sat back down. Find out, for example, who knew him here in Maz?ra. How he managed to sign on to that fishing boat. If his papers were in order. Go search his living quarters. Do I have to tell you to do these things? No, said Valente. I just like to hear you say them. He picked up a sheet of paper from his desk and handed it to Montalbano. It was a search warrant for the home of Ben Dhahab, complete with stamp and signature. This morning I woke up the judge at the crack of dawn, Valente said, smiling. Care to come along for the ride? o o o The widow Ernestina Loc?cero, n?e Pip?a, was keen to point out that she wasnt a landlady by profession. She did own, by the grace of her dear departed, a catojo , that is, a little ground-floor room that in its day had been a barbershop or, as they say now, a hair salon, though whatever they say, it was certainly not a salon. The gentlemen would see it soon enough, and anyway, what need was there for that whatdoyoucallit, that search warren? They had only to come and say, Signora Pip?a, this is how it is, and she wouldnt have made any trouble. The only people who make trouble are the ones who got something to hide, whereas she, well, as anyone in Maz?ra could testifyanyone except for the sons of bitches and bastardsshed always led, and continued to lead, a clean life, squeaky clean. What was the late Tunisian man like? Look, gentlemen, on no account would she ever have rented a room to an Africannot to one who was black as ink nor to one whose skin dint look no different than a Mazareses. Nothing doing. She was scared of those Africans. So why did she rent the room to Ben Dhahab? He was so well-bred, gentlemen! A real man of distinction, the likes of which you dont find anymore, not even in Maz?ra. Yes, sir, he spoke Talian, or least managed to get his point across most of the time. He even showed her his passportJust a second, said Montalbano. Just a minute, said Valente at the same time. Yessirs, his passport. All in order. Written the way the Arabs write, and there were even words written in a foreign language. Ingrish? Frinch? Dunno. The photograph matched. And if the gentlemen really, really wanted to know, shed even filed an official rental statement, as required by law. When did he arrive, exactly? Valente asked. Exactly ten days ago. And in ten days hed had enough time to settle in, find work, and get killed. Did he tell you how long he planned to stay? Montalbano asked. Another ten days. But . . . But? Well, he wanted to pay me for a whole month in advance. And how much did you ask of him? I asked him straightaway for nine hundred thousand. But you know what Arabs are like, they bargain and bargain, and so I was ready to come down to, I dunno, six hundred, five hundred thousand . . . But the man didnt even let me finish. He just put his hand in his pocket, pulled out a roll of bills as fat as the belly of a bottle, took off the rubber band holding em together, and counted out nine one-hundred-thousand-lire bills. Give us the key and explain a little better where this place is, Montalbano cut in. The Tunisians good breeding and distinction, in the eyes of the widow Loc?cero, were con-centrated in that roll of bills as fat as the belly of a bottle. Gimme a minute to get ready and Ill come with you. No, signora, you stay here. Well bring the key back to you. o o o A rusty iron bed, a wobbly table, an armoire with a piece of plywood in place of the mirror, three wicker chairs. A small bathroom with toilet and sink, and a dirty towel; and on a shelf, a razor, a can of shaving cream, and a comb. They went back into the single room. There was a blue canvas suitcase on a chair. They opened it: empty. Inside the armoire, a new pair of trousers, a dark, very clean jacket, four pairs of socks, four pairs of briefs, six handkerchiefs, two undershirts: all brand new, not yet worn. In one corner of the armoire was a pair of sandals in good condition; in the opposite corner, a small plastic bag of dirty laundry. They emptied it onto the floor: nothing unusual. They stayed about an hour, searching everywhere. When theyd lost all hope,Valente got lucky. Not hidden, but clearly dropped and left wedged between the iron headboard and the bed, was a Rome-Palermo plane ticket, issued ten days earlier and made out to Mr. Dhahab. So Ahmed had arrived in Palermo at ten oclock in the morning, and two hours later, at the most, he was in Maz?ra. To whom had he turned to find a place to rent? Did Montelusa send you the personal effects along with the body? Of course, replied Valente. Ten thousand lire. Passport? No. What about all that money he had? If he left it here, Im sure the signora took care of it. The one who leads a squeaky-clean life. He didnt even have his house keys in his pocket? Not even. How do I have to say it? Should I sing it? He had ten thousand lire and nothing else. o o o Summoned by Valente, Master Rahman, an elementary-school teacher who looked like a pure Sicilian and served as an unofficial liaison between his people and the Mazarese authorities, arrived in ten minutes. Montalbano had met him the year before, when involved in the case later dubbed the terra-cotta dog. Were you in the middle of a lesson? asked Valente. In an uncommon show of good sense, a school principal in Maz?ra, without involving the superintendency, had allowed some classrooms to be used to create a school for the local Tunisian children. Yes, but I called in a substitute. Is there a problem? Perhaps you could help clarify something for us. About what? About whom, rather. Ben Dhahab. They had decided,Valente and Montalbano, to sing only half the Mass to the schoolteacher. Afterwards, depending on his reactions, they would determine whether or not to tell him the whole story. Upon hearing that name, Rahman made no effort to hide his uneasiness. What would you like to know? It was up to Valente to make the first move; Montalbano was only a guest. Did you know him? He came and introduced himself to me about ten days ago. He knew who I was and what I represent. You see, last January or thereabouts, a Tunis newspaper published an arti-cle on our school. And what did he say to you? He said he was a journalist. Valente and Montalbano exchanged a very quick glance. He wanted to do a feature on the lives of our country-men in Maz?ra. But he intended to present himself to everyone as somebody looking for a job. He also wanted to sign on with a fishing boat. I introduced him to my colleague El Madani. And he put him in touch with Signora Pip?a about renting a room. Did you ever see him again? Of course. We ran into each other a few times by chance. We also were both at the same festival. He had become, well, perfectly integrated. Was it you who set him up with the fishing boat? No. It wasnt El Madani, either. Who paid for his funeral? We did. We have a small emergency fund that we set up for such things. And who gave the TV reporters the photos and information on Ben Dhahab? I did. You see, at that festival I mentioned, there was a photographer. Ben Dhahab objected; he said he didnt want anyone taking his picture. But the man had already taken one. And so, when the TV reporter showed up, I got hold of that photo and gave it to him, along with the bit of information Ben Dhahab had told me about himself. Rahman wiped away his sweat. His uneasiness had increased. And Valente, who was a good cop, let him stew in his juices. But theres something strange in all this, Rahman decided. Montalbano and Valente seemed not even to have heard him, looking as if their minds were elsewhere. But in fact they were paying very close attention, like cats that, keeping their eyes closed as if asleep, are actually counting the stars. Yesterday I called the newspaper in Tunis to tell them about the incident and to make arrangements for the body. As soon as I told the editor that Ben Dhahab was dead, he started laughing and said my joke wasnt very funny: Ben Dhahab was in the room right next to his at that very moment, on the telephone. And then he hung up. Couldnt it simply be a case of two men with the same name? Valente asked provocatively. Absolutely not! He was very clear with me! He specifically said hed been sent by that newspaper. He therefore lied to me. Do you know if he had any relatives in Sicily? Montalbano stepped in for the first time. I dont know, we never talked about that. If hed had any in Maz?ra, he certainly wouldnt have turned to me for help. Valente and Montalbano again consulted each other with a glance, and Montalbano, without speaking, gave his friend the go-ahead to fire the shot. Does the name Ahmed Moussa mean anything to you? It was not a shot, but an out-and-out cannon blast. Rahman jumped out of his chair, fell back down in it, then wilted. What . . . what . . . has . . . Ahmed Moussa got to do with this? the schoolmaster stammered, breathless. Pardon my ignorance, Valente continued implacably, but who is this man you find so frightening? Hes a terrorist. Somebody who . . . a murderer. A blood-thirsty killer. But what has he got to do with any of this? We have reason to believe that Ben Dhahab was really Ahmed Moussa. I feel ill, Schoolmaster Rahman said in a feeble voice. o o o From the earth-shaken words of the devastated Rahman, they learned that Ahmed Moussa, whose real name was more often whispered than stated aloud and whose face was practically unknown, had formed a paramilitary cell of desperadoes some time before. He had introduced himself to the world three years earlier with an unequivocal calling card, blowing up a small cinema that was showing French cartoons for children. The luckiest among the audience were the ones who died; dozens of others were left blinded, maimed, or disabled for life. The cell espoused, in its communiqu?s at least, a nationalism so absolute as to be almost abstract. Moussa and his people were viewed with suspicion by even the most intran-sigent of fundamentalists. They had access to almost unlimited amounts of money, the source of which remained unknown. A large bounty had been placed on Ahmed Moussas head by the Tunisian government. This was all that Master Rahman knew. The idea that he had somehow helped the terrorist so troubled him that he trembled and teetered as if suffering a violent attack of malaria. But you were deceived, said Montalbano, trying to console him. If youre worried about the consequences, Valente added, we can vouch for your absolute good faith. Rahman shook his head. He explained that it wasnt fear he was feeling, but horror. Horror at the fact that his own life, however briefly, had intersected with that of a cold-blooded killer of innocent children. They comforted him as best they could, and as they were leaving they warned him not to repeat a word of their conversation to anyone, not even to his colleague and friend El Madani. They would call him if they needed him for anything else. Even at night, you call, no disturb, said the schoolteacher, who suddenly had difficulty speaking Italian. o o o Before discussing everything theyd just learned, they ordered some coffee and drank it slowly, in silence. Obviously the guy didnt sign on to learn how to fish, Valente began. Or to get killed. Well have to see how the captain of the fishing boat tells the story. You want to summon him here? Why not? Hell end up repeating what he already told Augello. It might be better first to try and find out what people down on the docks think. A word here, a word there, and we might end up learning a lot more. Ill put Tomasino on it. Montalbano grimaced. He really couldnt stand Valentes second-in-command, but this wasnt a very good reason, and it especially wasnt something he could say. You dont like that idea? Me? Its you who have to like the idea. Your men are yours. You know them better than I do. Cmon, Montalbano, dont be a shit. Okay, I dont think hes right for the job. The guy acts like a tax collector, and nobodys going to feel like confiding in him when he comes knocking. Yeah, youre right. Ill put Tripodi on it. Hes a smart kid, fearless. And his fathers a fisherman. The important thing is to find out exactly what happened on the night the trawler crossed paths with the motor patrol. Theres something about the whole story that doesnt add up, no matter which way you look at it. And what would that be? Lets forget, for the moment, how he managed to sign on with the boat. Ahmed set out with specific intentions, which are unknown to us. Here I ask myself: Did he reveal these intentions to the captain and the crew? And did he reveal them before they put out or when they were already at sea? In my opinion, he did state his intentionsthough I dont know exactly whenand everyone agreed to go along with him. Otherwise they would have turned around and put him ashore. He could have forced them at gunpoint. But in that case, once they put in at Vig?ta or Maz?ra, the captain and crew would have said what happened. They had nothing to lose. Right. To continue. Unless Ahmeds intention was to get killed off the shores of his native land, I can come up with only two hypotheses. The first is that he wanted to be put ashore at night, at an isolated spot along the coast, so he could steal back into his country undercover. The second is that hed arranged some sort of meeting at sea, some secret conversation, which he absolutely had to attend in person. The second seems more convincing to me. Me too. And then something unexpected happened. They were intercepted. Right. But here that hypothesis becomes more of a stretch. Lets assume the Tunisian motor patrol doesnt know that Ahmeds aboard the fishing boat. They intercept a vessel fishing in their territorial waters, they order it to stop, the fishing vessel takes off, a machine gun is fired from the patrol boat, and purely by accident it happens to kill Ahmed Moussa. This, in any case, is the story we were told. This time it was Valente who grimaced. Unconvinced? It reminds me of the Warren Commissions reconstruction of the Kennedy assassination. Heres another version. In the place of the man hes supposed to meet, Ahmed finds someone else, who then shoots him. Or else it is in fact the man hes supposed to meet, but they have a difference of opinion, an altercation, and it ends badly, with the guy shooting him. With the ships machine gun? He immediately realized what hed just said. Without even asking Valentes permission, and cursing under his breath, he grabbed the phone and asked for Jacomuzzi in Montelusa. While waiting for the connection, he asked Valente: In the reports you were sent, did they specify the caliber of the bullets? They spoke generically of firearms. Hello? Whos this? asked Jacomuzzi at the other end of the line. Listen, Baudo Baudo? This is Jacomuzzi. But you wish you were Pippo Baudo. Would you tell me what the fuck they used to kill that Tunisian on the fishing boat? Firearms. How odd! I thought hed been suffocated with a pillow! Your jokes make me puke. Tell me exactly what kind of firearm. A submachine gun, probably a Skorpion. Didnt I write that in the report? No. Are you sure it wasnt the ships machine gun? Of course Im sure. Those patrol boats, you know, are equipped with weapons that can shoot down an airplane. Really? Your scientific precision simply amazes me, Jacom?. How do you expect me to talk to an ignoramus like you? o o o After Montalbano related the contents of the phone call, they sat awhile in silence. When Valente finally spoke, he said exactly what the inspector was thinking. Are we sure the patrol boat was Tunisian? o o o Since it was getting late,Valente invited the inspector to his house for lunch. But as Montalbano already had firsthand experience of the vice-commissioners wifes ghastly cooking, he declined, saying he had to leave for Vig?ta at once. He got in his car and, after a few miles, saw a trattoria right on the shore. He stopped, got out, and sat down at a table. He did not regret it. 1 5 7 0p> 12 It had been hours since he last spoke with Livia. He felt guilty for this; she was probably worried about him. While waiting for them to bring him a digestivo of anisette (the double serving of bass was beginning to weigh on his stomach), he decided to call her. Everything okay there? Your phone call woke us up. So much for being worried about him. You were asleep? Yes. We had a very long swim. The water was warm. They were living it up, without him. Have you eaten? asked Livia, purely out of politeness. I had a sandwich. Im on the road. Ill be back in Vig?ta in an hour at the most. Are you coming home? No, I have to go to the office. Ill see you this evening. It was surely his imagination, but he thought he heard something like a sigh of relief at the other end. o o o But it took him more than an hour to get back to Vig?ta. Just outside of town, five minutes away from the office, the car suddenly decided to go on strike. There was no way to get it started again. Montalbano got out, opened the hood, looked at the motor. It was a purely symbolic gesture, a sort of rite of exorcism, since he didnt know a thing about cars. If someone had told him the motor consisted of a string or a twisted rubber band as on certain toy vehicles, he might well have believed it. A carabinieri squad car with two men inside passed by, then stopped and backed up. Theyd had second thoughts. One was a corporal, the other a ranking officer at the wheel. The inspector had never seen them before, and they didnt know Montalbano. Anything we can do? the corporal asked politely. Thanks. I dont understand why the engine suddenly died. They pulled up to the edge of the road and got out. The afternoon Vig?ta-Fiacca bus stopped a short distance away, and an elderly couple got on. Motor looks fine to me, was the officers diagnosis. Then he added with a smile: Shall we have a look at the gas tank? There wasnt a drop. Tell you what, Mr. . . . Martinez, Claudio Martinez. Im an accountant, said Montalbano. No one must ever know that Inspector Montalbano was rescued by the carabinieri. All right, Mr. Martinez, you wait here. Well go to the nearest filling station and bring back enough gasoline to get you back to Vig?ta. Youre very kind. He got back in the car, fired up a cigarette, and immediately heard an ear-splitting horn blast behind him. It was the Fiacca-Vig?ta bus wanting him to get out of the way. He got out and used gestures to indicate that his car had broken down. The bus driver steered around him with a great show of effort and, once past the inspectors car, stopped at the same point where the other bus, going in the other direction, had stopped. Four people got off. Montalbano sat there staring at the bus as it headed towards Vig?ta. Then the carabinieri returned. o o o By the time he got to the office it was already four oclock. Augello wasnt in. Fazio said hed lost track of him since morning; Mim?d stuck his head in at nine and then disappeared. Montalbano flew into a rage. Everybody does whatever he pleases around here! Anything goes! Ragonese will turn out to have been right, just wait and see! News? Nothing. Oh yes, the widow Lap?cora phoned to inform the inspector that her husbands funeral would be held Wednesday morning. And there was a land surveyor by the name of Finocchiaro whod been waiting since two to speak to him. Do you know him? By sight. Hes retired, an old guy. Whats he want? He wouldnt tell me. But he seems a tad upset. Let him in. Fazio was right. The man looked shaken. The inspector asked him to sit down. Could I have some water, please? asked the land surveyor, whose throat was obviously dry. After drinking his water, he said his name was Giuseppe Finocchiaro, seventy-five years old, unmarried, former land surveyor, now retired, residing at Via Marconi 38. Clean record, not even a traffic ticket. He stopped, drank the last gulp of water remaining in the glass. On TV today, on the afternoon news, they showed a photograph. A woman and child.You know how they said to inform you if we recognized them? Yes. Yes, period. One more syllable, at that moment, might have sparked a doubt, a change of mind. I know the woman. Her names Karima. The kid Ive never seen before. In fact I never knew she had a son. How do you know her? She comes to clean my house once a week. What day? Tuesday mornings. She stays for four hours. Tell me something. How much did you pay her? Fifty thousand. But . . . But? Sometimes as much as two hundred thousand for extras. Like blow jobs? The calculated brutality of the question made the surveyor first turn pale, then red. Yes. So, let me get this straight. She would come to your house four times a month. How often did she perform these extras? Once a month, twice at the most. How did you meet her? A friend of mine, retired like me, told me about her. Professor Mandrino, who lives with his daughter. So no extras for the professor? There were extras just the same. The daughters a teacher, so shes out of the house every morning. What day did Karima go to the professors house? On Saturday. If you havent anything else to tell me, you can go, Mr. Finocchiaro. Thank you for being so understanding. The man stood up awkwardly and eyed the inspector. Tomorrow is Tuesday, he said. So? Do you think shell come? He didnt have the heart to disappoint him. Maybe. If she does, let me know. o o o Then the procession began. Preceded by his howling mother, Ntonio, the little boy Montalbano met at Villaseta, whod been punched because he wouldnt hand over his food, walked in. Hed recognized the thief in the photo they showed on TV. That was him, no doubt about it. Ntonios mother, shouting loud enough to wake the dead and hurling curses and expletives, presented her demands to the horrified inspector: thirty years for the thief, life imprisonment for the mother. And in case earthly justice did not agree, from divine justice she demanded galloping consumption for the mother and a long, debilitating illness for the boy. The son, however, unfazed by his mothers hysteria, shook his head. Do you also want him to die in jail? the inspector asked him. No, the boy said decisively. Now that I seen him calm, he looks nice. o o o The extras granted Paolo Guido Mandrino, a seventy-year-old professor of history and geography, now retired, consisted of a little bath Karima would give him. On one of the four Saturday mornings when she came, the professor would wait for her under the bedcovers, naked. When Karima ordered him to go take his bath, Paolo Guido would pretend to be very reluctant. And so Karima, yank-ing down the sheets, would force the professor to turn over and would proceed to spank him. When he finally got in the tub, Karima would carefully cover him with soap and then wash him. That was all. Price of the extras: one hundred fifty thousand lire; price of the housecleaning: fifty thousand lire. o o o Montalbano? Listen, contrary to what I told you, I cant see you today. I have a meeting with the prefect. Just say when, Mr. Commissioner. Well, its really not very urgent. Anyway, after what Inspector Augello said on TV Mim??! he yelled, as if he were singing La Boh?me . Yes. Didnt you know? No. I was in Maz?ra. He appeared on the one oclock news. He issued a firm, blunt denial. He said Ragonese hadnt heard correctly. The man being sought wasnt a snack thief, but a sneak thief, a dangerous drug addict who went around with dirty syringes for protection in case he got caught. Augello offered apologies for the entire police department. It was very effective. I think maybe Deputy Pennacchio will calm down now. o o o Weve already met, said Vittorio Pandolfo, accountant, as he entered the office. Yes, said Montalbano. What do you want? Rude, and he wasnt just playacting. If Pandolfo was there to talk about Karima, it meant hed been lying when he said he didnt know her. I came because on TV they showed A photograph of Karima, the woman you said you knew nothing about. Why didnt you tell me anything sooner? Inspector, these are delicate matters, and sometimes one feels a little embarrassed. You see, at my age Youre the Thursday-morning client? Yes. How much do you pay her to clean house? Fifty thousand. And for extras? One hundred fifty. Fixed rate. Except that Pandolfo got extras twice a month. But the person being bathed, in this case, was Karima. Afterwards, the accountant would lay her down on the bed and sniff her all over. And now and then, a little lick. Tell me something, Mr. Pandolfo. Were you, Lap?cora, Mandrino, and Finocchiaro her regular playmates? Yes. And who was it that first mentioned Karima? Poor old Lap?cora. And what was his financial situation? Awfully good. He had almost a billion lire in Treasury bonds, and he also owned his flat and office. o o o The three afternoon clients on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays lived in Villaseta, all widowers or bachelors getting on in years. The price was the same as in Vig?ta. The extra granted Martino Zaccar?a, greengrocer, consisted of having her kiss the soles of his feet; with Luigi Pignataro, retired middle-school headmaster, Karima would play blindmans buff. The headmaster would strip her naked, blindfold her, then go and hide somewhere. Karima would then look for him and find him, after which she would sit down in a chair, take the principal in her lap, and suckle him. When Montalbano asked Calogero Pipitone, an expert agronomist, what his extras were, the man looked at him, dumbfounded. What do you think they were, Inspector? Me on top and her on the bottom. Montalbano felt like embracing him. o o o Since on Mondays,Wednesdays, and Fridays Karima was employed full-time at Lap?coras, there wouldnt be any more clients. Oddly enough, Karima rested on Sundays, not Fridays. Apparently shed adapted to local customs. Montalbano was curious to know how much she earned per month; but since he was hopeless with numbers, he opened the door to his office and asked in a loud voice: Anybody got a calculator? Me, Chief. Catarella came in and pulled a calculator not much bigger than a calling card out of his pocket. What do you calculate on that, Cat? The days, was his enigmatic reply. Come back for it in a little bit. I should warrant you the machine works by ammuttuna . What do you mean? Catarella mistakenly thought his superior didnt understand the last word. He stepped toward the door and called out: How you say ammuttuna in Italian? Shove, somebody translated. And how am I supposed to shove this calculator? Same way you shove a watch when it dont run. Anyway, figuring Lap?cora separately, Karima earned one million two hundred thousand per month as a housekeeper, to which was added another million two hundred thousand for extras. At the very least, for full-time service, Lap?cora slipped her another million. Which comes to three million four hundred thousand lire monthly, tax-free. Forty-four million two hundred thousand annually. Karima, from what they could gather, had been working in the area for at least four years, so that made one hundred seventy-six million eight hundred thousand lire. What about the other three hundred twenty-four million that was in the bank book? Where had that come from? The calculator had worked fine; there was no need of ammuttuna . o o o A burst of applause rang out from the other rooms. What was going on? He opened his door and discovered that the man of the hour was Mim? Augello. He started foaming at the mouth. Knock it off ! Clowns! They looked at him in shock and horror. Only Fazio attempted to explain the situation. Maybe you dont know, Chief, but Inspector Augello I already know! The commissioner called me personally, demanding an explanation. Mr. Augello, of his own initiative, without my authorizationas I made certain to emphasize to the commissionerwent on TV and spoke a pile of bullshit! Uh, if I may, Augello ventured. No, you may not! You told a pack of lies! I did it to protect all of us here, who You cant defend yourself by lying to someone who spoke the truth! And he went back into his office, slamming the door behind him. Montalbano, man of ironclad morals, was in a murderous rage at the sight of Augello basking in applause. o o o May I come in? asked Fazio, opening the door and cau-tiously sticking his head inside. Father Jannuzzos here and wants to talk to you. Let him in. Don Alfio Jannuzzo, who never dressed like a priest, was well known in Vig?ta for his charitable initiatives. A tall, ro-bust man, he was about forty years old. I like to cycle, he began. I dont, said Montalbano, terrified at the thought that the priest might want him to participate in some sort of charity race. I saw that womans photo on television. The two things seemed in no way connected, and the inspector began to feel uncomfortable. Might this mean that Karima did work on Sundays after all, and that her client was none other than Don Jannuzzo? Last Thursday, around nine oclock in the morning, give or take fifteen minutes, I was near Villaseta, cycling down from Montelusa to Vig?ta. On the other side of the road, a car was stopped. Do you remember the make? Yes, it was a BMW, metallic gray in color. Montalbano pricked up his ears. A man and a woman were inside the car. It looked like they were kissing, but when I passed right beside them, the woman broke free sort of violently, then looked at me and opened her mouth as if to say something. But the man pulled her back by force and embraced her again. I didnt like the look of it. Why? Because it wasnt just a lovers quarrel. The womans eyes, when she looked at me, were full of fear. It seemed as if she was asking for help. And what did you do? Nothing, because the car left almost immediately. But when I saw the photograph on television today, I knew it was the woman Id seen in the car, I could swear to it. Im very good with faces, Inspector, and when I see a face, even for only a second, its forever etched in my memory. Fahrid, pseudo-nephew of Lap?cora, and Karima. Im very grateful to you, Father . . . The priest raised a hand to stop him. I havent finished yet. I took down the license-plate number. As I said, I didnt like what Id seen. Do you have the number with you? Of course. From his pocket he extracted a notebook page neatly folded in four and held it out to the inspector. Its written down here. Montalbano took it between two fingers, delicately, as one does with the wings of a butterfly. am 237 gw. o o o In American movies, the policeman had only to tell somebody the license-plate number, and in less than two minutes, he would know the owners name, how many children he had, the color of his hair, and the number of hairs on his ass. In Italy, things were different. One time they made Montalbano wait twenty-eight days, in the course of which the owner of the vehicle (as they later wrote to him) was goat-tied and burnt to a crisp. By the time the answer arrived, it had all come to nothing. His only choice was to turn to the commissioner, who by now had perhaps ended his meeting with the prefect. Montalbano here, Commissioner. I just got back in the office. What is it? Im calling about that woman who was kidnapped What woman who was kidnapped? You know, Karima. Whos that? To his horror he realized he was talking to the wind. He hadnt yet said an intelligible word to the commissioner about the case. Mr. Commissioner, Im simply mortified Never mind. What did you want? I need to have a license-plate number traced as quickly as possible, and I want the owners name and address. Give me the number. am 237 gw. Ill have something for you by tomorrow morning. 1 7 1 0p> 13 I set a place for you in the kitchen. The dining room table is being used. Weve already eaten. He wasnt blind. He couldnt help but see that the table was covered by a giant jigsaw puzzle of the Statue of Liberty, practically life-size. And you know what, Salvo? It took him only two hours to solve it. She didnt say whom, but it was clear she was talking about Fran?ois, former snack thief, now family genius. Did you buy it for him yourself ? Livia dodged the question. Want to come down to the beach with me? Right now or after Ive eaten? Right now. There was a sliver of moon shedding its light. They walked in silence. In front of a little pile of sand, Livia sighed sadly. You should have seen the castle he made! It was fantas-tic! It looked like Gaud?! Hell have time to make another. He was determined not to give up. Like a cop, and a jealous one at that. What store did you find the puzzle in? I didnt buy it myself. Mim? came by this afternoon, just for a second. The puzzle belongs to a nephew of his who He turned his back to Livia, thrust his hands in his pockets, and walked away, imagining dozens of Mim?s nephews and nieces in tears, systematically despoiled of their toys by their uncle. Come on, Salvo, stop acting like a jerk! said Livia, running up to him. She tried to slip her arm in his; Montalbano pulled away. Fuck you, Livia said calmly, and she went back to the house. What was he going to do now? Livia had avoided the quarrel, and he would have to get it out of his system on his own. He walked irritably along the waters edge, soaking his shoes and smoking ten cigarettes. Im such a fucking idiot! he said to himself at a certain point. Its obvious that Mim? likes Livia and Livias fond of Mim?. But, this aside, Im only giving Mim? grist for his mill. Its clear he enjoys pissing me off. Hes waging a war of attrition against me, as I do against him. I have to plan a counteroffensive. He went home. Livia was sitting in front of the television, which she had turned down very low in order not to wake Fran?ois, who was sleeping in their bed. Im sorry, seriously, he said to her as he walked past her on his way to the kitchen. In the oven he found a casserole of mullet and potatoes that smelled inviting. He sat down and tasted his first bite: exquisite. Livia came up behind him and stroked his hair. Do you like it? Excellent. I must tell Adelina Adelina came this morning, saw me, said I don wanna disturb, turned around, and left. Are you telling me you made this casserole yourself ? Of course. For an instant, but only an instant, the casserole went down the wrong way when a thought popped into his head: that shed made it only to win forgiveness for this business with Mim?. But then the deliciousness of the dish prevailed. o o o Before sitting down beside Montalbano to watch television, Livia stopped a moment to admire the jigsaw puzzle. Now that Salvo had calmed down, she could freely talk about it. You should have seen how fast he put it together. It was stunning. You or I would have taken longer. Or we would have got bored first. But thats just it. Fran?ois also thinks puzzles are boring, because they have fixed rules. Every little piece, he says, is cut so that it will fit with another. Whereas it would be more fun if there were a puzzle with many different solutions! He said that? Yes. And he explained it better, since I was drawing it out of him. And what did he say? I think I understood what he meant. He was already familiar with the Statue of Liberty and therefore when he put the head together he already knew what to do; but he was forced to do it that way because the puzzles designer had cut out the pieces in a way that obliged the player to follow his design. Is that clear so far? Clear enough. It would be fun, he said, if the player could actually create his own alternative puzzle with the same pieces. Dont you think thats an extraordinary thought for so small a child? Theyre precocious nowadays, said Montalbano, immediately cursing himself for the banality of the expression. Hed never talked about children before, and couldnt help but to resort to clich?s. o o o Nicol? Zito gave a summary of the Tunisian governments official statement on the fishing-boat incident. Having conducted the necessary investigations, they had no choice but to reject the protest of the Italian government, since the Italians were powerless to prevent their own fishing boats from invading Tunisian territorial waters. That night, a Tunisian military patrol boat had sighted a trawler a few miles from Sfax. They gave the order to halt, but the fishing boat tried to flee. The patrol then fired a burst of warning from the ships machine gun that unfortunately struck and killed a Tunisian fisherman, Ben Dhahab, whose family had already been granted substantial aid by the government in Tunis. The tragic incident should serve as a lesson. Have you managed to find out anything about Fran?oiss mother? Yeah, I have a lead, but dont get your hopes up, replied the inspector. If . . . if Karima were never to come back . . . what . . . would happen to Fran?ois? I honestly dont know. Im going to bed, said Livia, abruptly standing up. Montalbano took her hand and brought it to his lips. Dont get too attached to him. o o o He delicately freed Fran?ois from Livias embrace and laid him down to sleep on the sofa, which had already been made up. When he got into bed, Livia pressed her back against him, and this time did not resist his caresses. On the contrary. And what if the kid wakes up? Montalbano asked at the crucial moment, still acting the swine. If he wakes up, Ill go console him, Livia said, breathing heavily. o o o At seven oclock in the morning, he slipped softly out of bed and locked himself in the bathroom. As always, the first thing he did was look at himself in the mirror and twist up his mouth. He didnt like his own face. So why the hell was he looking at it? He heard Livia scream sharply, rushed to the door, and opened it. Livia was in the living room; the sofa was empty. Hes run away! she said, trembling. In one bound, the inspector was on the veranda. He could see him: a tiny little dot at the edge of the water, walking towards Vig?ta. Dressed as he was, in only his underpants, he dashed off in pursuit. Fran?ois was not running, but walking with determination. When he heard footsteps coming up behind him, he stopped in his tracks, without turning round. Montalbano, gasping for air, crouched down before him but said nothing. The little boy wasnt crying. His eyes were staring into space, past Montalbano. Je veux maman, he said. I want Mama. Montalbano saw Livia approaching at a run, wearing one of his shirts; he stopped her with a single gesture, giving her to understand she should go back to the house. Livia obeyed. The inspector took the boy by the hand, and they began to walk very, very slowly. For fifteen minutes neither of them said a word. When they came to a beached boat, Montalbano sat down on the sand, Fran?ois sat beside him, and the inspector put his arm around him. Iu persi a me matri chera macari cchi? nicu di tia, he began, telling the child hed lost his own mother when he was even smaller than Fran?ois. They started talking, the inspector in Sicilian and the boy in Arabic, and they understood each other perfectly. Montalbano confided things hed never told anyone before, not even Livia. He told him about the nights when he used to cry his heart out, head under the pillow so that his father wouldnt hear him, and the despair he would feel every morning, knowing his mother wasnt in the kitchen to make him breakfast, or, a few years later, to make him a snack to take to school. Its an emptiness that can never be filled again; you carry it with you to the grave. The child asked him if he had the power to bring his mother back. No, replied Montalbano, nobody has that power. He had to resign himself. But you had your father, observed Fran?ois, who really was intelligent, and not only because Livia said so. True, I had my father. And so, the boy asked, am I really going to end up in one of those places where they put children who have no father or mother? That will never happen, I promise you, said the inspector. And he held out his hand. Fran?ois shook it, looking him in the eye. o o o When he emerged from the bathroom, all ready to go to work, he saw that Fran?ois had taken the puzzle apart and was cutting the pieces into different shapes with a pair of scissors. He was trying, in his na?ve way, to avoid following the set pattern. All of a sudden Montalbano staggered, as if struck by an electrical charge. Jesus! he whispered. Livia looked over at him and saw him trembling, eyes popping out of his head. She became alarmed. My God, Salvo, what is it? His only answer was to pick up the boy, lift him over his head, look at him from below, put him back down, and kiss him. Fran?ois, youre a genius! he said. o o o Entering the office, he nearly slammed into Mim? Augello, who was on his way out. Ah, Mim?. Thanks for the puzzle. Mim? only gaped at him, dumbfounded. Fazio, on the double! At your service, Chief ! Montalbano explained to him in great detail what he was supposed to do. Galluzzo, in my office! Yes, sir. He explained to him in great detail what he was supposed to do. Can I come in? It was Tortorella, pushing the door open with his foot since his hands were busy carrying a stack of papers three feet high. What is it? Did?os complaining. Did?o was the administrative manager of the Police Commissioners Office of Montelusa. He was nicknamed The Scourge of God and The Wrath of God for his punctil-iousness. Whats he complaining about? Says youre behind. Says you gotta sign some papers. And he dropped the stack of papers on the desk. Better take a deep breath and get started. o o o After an hour of signing, with his hand already beginning to ache, Fazio came in. Youre right, Chief. The Vig?ta-Fiacca bus makes a stop just outside of town, in the Cannatello district. And five minutes later, the bus coming from the other direction, the Fiacca-Vig?ta, also stops at Cannatello. So somebody could, in theory, get on the bus for Fiacca in Vig?ta, get off at Cannatello, and, five minutes later, get on the Fiacca-Vig?ta bus and return to town. Of course. Thanks, Fazio. Well done. Wait a minute, Chief. I brought back the ticket man from the morning line, the Fiacca-Vig?ta. His name is Lopip?ro. Should I have him come in? By all means. Lopip?ro, a reed-thin, surly man of about fifty, was keen to point out at once that he was not a ticket man, but a driver whose duties included collecting tickets. As the tickets were bought in tobacco shops, he did nothing more than collect them once the passengers had boarded the bus. Mr. Lopip?ro, everything thats said in this room must remain confidential. The driver/ticket man brought his right hand to his heart, as if taking a solemn oath. Silent as the grave, he said. Mr. Lop?paro Lopip?ro, he corrected, stressing the penultimate syllable. Mr. Lopip?ro, do you know Mrs. Lap?cora, the lady whose husband was murdered? I sure do. Shes got a season ticket for that line. She goes back and forth to Fiacca at least three times a week. She goes to visit her sister whos sick; shes always talking about her on the bus. Im going to ask you to make an effort to remember something. Ill give it my best, since you ask. Last Thursday, did you see Mrs. Lap?cora? No need to make any effort. I certainly did see her. We even had a little run-in. You quarreled with Mrs. Lap?cora? Yessir, I sure did! Mrs. Lap?cora, as everybody knows, is a little tight. Shes cheap. Well, on Thursday morning she caught the six-thirty bus for Fiacca. But when we stopped at Cannatello, she got off and told Cannizzaro, the driver, that she had to go back because she forgot something she was supposed to take to her sister. Cannizzaro, who told me all this that same evening, let her out. Five minutes later, on my way to Vig?ta, I stopped at Cannatello, and the lady got on my bus. What did you argue about? She didnt want to give me a ticket for going from Cannatello to Vig?ta. She claimed she shouldnt have to use up two tickets for a little mistake. But I gotta have a ticket for every person on the bus. I couldnt just look the other way, like Mrs. Lap?cora wanted me to. Its only right, said Montalbano. But tell me something. Lets say the lady manages in half an hour to get what she forgot at home. Hows she going to get to Fiacca that same morning? She catches the Montelusa-Trapani bus, which stops in Vig?ta at exactly seven-thirty. Which means she would arrive in Fiacca only an hour late. o o o Ingenious, Fazio commented after Lopip?ro had left. How did you figure it out? The little kid, Fran?ois, tipped me off when he was working on a jigsaw puzzle. But why did she do it? Was she jealous of the Tunisian maid? No. Mrs. Lap?coras a cheapskate, as the man said. She was afraid her husband would spend everything he had on that woman. But there was something else that triggered the whole thing. What was that? Ill tell you later. As Catarella says, Aravice is a nasty vice. It was greed, you see, that brought her to Lopip?ros attention, when she should have been making every effort to remain unnoticed. o o o First it took me half an hour to find out where she lived, then I wasted another half hour trying to persuade the old lady, who didnt trust me. She was afraid of me, but she calmed down when I asked her to come out of the house and she saw the police car. She made a small bundle of her things and then got in the car. You should have heard how the kid cried with delight when, to his surprise, she appeared out of nowhere! They gave each other a big hug. And your lady friend was also very moved. Thanks, Gall?. When do you want me to come by to drive her back to Montelusa? Dont worry about it, Ill take care of it. Their little family was growing without mercy. Now Grandma Aisha was also at Marinella. o o o He let the phone ring a long time, but nobody answered. The widow Lap?cora wasnt home. She must certainly be out shopping. There might, however, be another explanation. He dialed the number to the Cosentino household. The security guards likable, mustachioed wife answered, speaking in a soft voice. Is your husband asleep? Yes, Inspector. Do you want me to call him? Theres no need. You can give him my regards. Listen, signora: I tried calling Mrs. Lap?cora, but there was no answer. Do you know by any chance if she You wont find her in this morning, Inspector. She went to Fiacca to see her sister. She went today because tomorrow morning, at ten oclock, shes got the funeral of the dear Thanks, signora. He hung up. Maybe this would simplify what needed to be done. Fazio! At your orders, Chief. Here are the keys to Lap?coras office, Salita Granet 28. Go inside and take the set of keys that are in the middle drawer of the desk. Theres a little tag attached to them that says home. It must be an extra set that he used to keep at the office. Then go to Mrs. Lap?coras house and let yourself in with those keys. Wait a second. What if shes there? Shes not. Shes out of town. What do you want me to do? In the dining room theres a glass cupboard with dishes, cups, trays, and whatnot. Take something from it, anything you like, but make sure its something she cant deny is hers. The ideal would be a cup from a complete set. Then bring it here. And dont forget to put the keys back in their drawer at the office. And what if the widow notices a cup is missing when she comes back? We dont give a fuck. Then you must do one more thing. Phone Jacomuzzi and tell him that by the end of the day, I want the knife that was used to kill Lap?cora. If he doesnt have anyone who can bring it to me, go get it yourself. o o o Montalbano? This is Valente. Could you be here in Maz?ra by four oclock this afternoon? If I leave immediately. Why? The captain of the fishing boat is coming, and Id like you to be there. Thanks, I appreciate it. Has your man managed to find anything out? Yes, and it didnt take much. He said the fishermen are quite willing to talk. What did they say? Ill tell you when you get here. No, tell me now, so I can give it some thought on the way. Okay. Were convinced the crew knew little or nothing about the whole business. They all claim the vessel was just outside our territorial waters, that it was a very dark night, and that they clearly saw a vessel approaching them on the radar screen. So why did they keep going? Because it didnt occur to any of the crew that it might be a Tunisian patrol boat or whatever it was. I repeat, they were in international waters. And then? Then, without warning, came the signal to halt. Our fishing boator its crew at least, I cant speak for the captainthought it was our Customs Police making a routine check. So they stopped, and they heard people speaking Arabic. At this point the Tunisian on the Italian boat went astern and lit a cigarette. And got shot. Only then did the fishing boat turn and flee. And then? And then what, Montalb?? How long is this phone call going to last? 1 8 6 0p> 14 Unlike most men of the sea, Angelo Prest?a, crew chief and owner of the Santopadre motor trawler, was a fat, sweaty man. But he was sweating because it was natural for him, not because of the questionsValente was asking him. Actually, in this regard, he seemed not only calm, but even slightly put out. I dont understand why you suddenly wanna drag this story out again. Its water under the bridge. Wed merely like to clear up a few small details, then youll be free to go, Valente said to reassure him. Well, out with it then, for Gods sake! Youve always maintained that the Tunisian patrol boat was acting illegally, since your vessel was in international waters. Is that correct? Of course its correct. But I dont see why youre interested in questions that are the concern of the Harbor Office. Youll see later. But I dont need to see anything, if you dont mind! Did the Tunisian government issue a statement or didnt they? And in this statement, did they say they killed the Tunisian themselves or didnt they? So why do you want to hash it all out again? Theres already a discrepancy, Valente observed. Where? You, for example, say the attack occurred in international waters, whereas they say youd already crossed their border. Is that a discrepancy or isnt it, as you might say? No, sir, it is not a discrepancy. Its a mistake. On whose part? Theirs. They obviously took their bearings wrong. Montalbano and Valente exchanged a lightning-quick glance, which was the signal to begin the second phase of their prearranged interrogation. Mr. Prest?a, do you have a criminal record? No, sir. But you have been arrested. You guys really have a thing for old stories, dont you! Yes, sir, I was arrested, because some faggot, some sonofabitch had a grudge against me and reported me. But then the judge realized the bastard was a liar, and so he let me go. What were you accused of ? Smuggling. Cigarettes or drugs? The second. And your whole crew also ended up in the slammer, didnt they? Yessir, but they all got out cause they were innocent like me. Who was the judge that threw the case out of court? I dont remember. Was it Antonio Bellofiore? Yeah, I think it was him. Did you know he was thrown in jail himself a year later for rigging trials? No, I didnt know. I spend more time at sea than on land. Another lightning-quick glance, and the ball was passed to Montalbano. Lets forget these old stories, the inspector began. Do you belong to a cooperative? Yes, the Mafico. What does it stand for? Mazarese Fishermens Cooperative. When you sign up a Tunisian fisherman, do you choose him yourself or is he referred to you by the cooperative? The co-op tells us which ones to take, Prest?a replied, starting to sweat more than usual. We happen to know that the cooperative furnished you with a certain name, but you chose Ben Dhahab instead. Listen, I didnt know this Ben Dhahab, never seen im before in my life. When he showed up on board five minutes before we put out, I thought he was the one sent by the co-op. You mean Hassan Tarif ? I think that was is name. Okay. Why didnt the cooperative ask you for an explanation? Captain Prest?a smiled, but his face was drawn and by now he was bathed in sweat. But this kind of stuff happens every day! They trade places all the time! The important thing is to avoid com-plaints. So why didnt Hassan Tarif complain? After all, he lost a days wages. Youre asking me? Go ask him. I did, Montalbano said calmly. Valente looked at him in astonishment. This part had not been prearranged. And what did he tell you? Prest?a asked almost defi-antly. He said Ben Dhahab came to him the day before and asked if he was signed on with the Santopadre, and when he said yes, Dhahab told him not to show up for three days and gave him a whole weeks pay. I dont know anything about that. Let me finish. Given this fact, Dhahab certainly didnt sign on because he needed work. He already had money. Therefore he must have come on your boat for another reason. Valente paid very close attention to the trap Montalbano was setting. The bit about this mysterious Tarif taking money from Dhahab had clearly been invented by the inspector, and Valente needed to know what he was driving at. Do you know who Ben Dhahab was? A Tunisian looking for work. No, my friend, he was one of the biggest names in nar-cotics traffic. While Prest?a was turning pale,Valente understood that it was now his turn. He secretly smiled to himself. He and Montalbano made a formidable duo, like Tot? and Peppino. Looks like youre in a fix, Mr. Prest?a, Valente began in a compassionate, almost fatherly tone. But why?! Come on, cant you see? A drug trafficker the caliber of Ben Dhahab signs on with your fishing boat, sparing no expense. And you have the past record you do. I, therefore, have two questions. First: what is one plus one? And second: what went wrong that night? Youre trying to mess me up! You want to ruin me! Youre doing it yourself, with your own two hands. No! No! This has gone too far! said Prest?a, very upset. They guaranteed me that . . . He stopped short, wiped off his sweat. Guaranteed you what? Montalbano and Valente asked at the same time. That I wouldnt have any trouble. Who did? Captain Prest?a stuck his hand in his pocket, dug out his wallet, extracted a calling card, and threw it ontoValentes desk. o o o Having disposed of Prest?a,Valente dialed the number on the calling card. It belonged to the prefecture of Trapani. Hello? This is Vice-Commissioner Valente from Maz?ra. Id like to speak with Commendator Mario Spadaccia, chief of the cabinet. Please hold. Hello, Commissioner Valente. This is Spadaccia. Sorry to disturb you, Commendatore, but I have a question concerning the killing of that Tunisian on the fishing boat Hasnt that all been cleared up? The government in Tunis Yes, I know, Commendatore, but Why are you calling me? Because the crew chief of the fishing boat He gave you my name? He gave us your card. He was keeping it as some sort of . . . guarantee. Which indeed it was. Excuse me? Let me explain. You see, some time ago, His Excellency . . . ( Wasnt that title abolished half a century ago? Montalbano wondered while listening in on an extension.) . . . His Excellency the prefect received an urgent request. He was asked to give his full support to a Tunisian journalist who wanted to conduct a sensitive investigation among his compatriots here, and who, for this reason, among others, also wished to sign on with one of our fishing boats. His Excellency authorized me to oversee the matter. Captain Prest?as name was brought to my attention; I was told he was very re-liable. Prest?a, however, had some worries about getting in trouble with the employment office. Thats why I gave him my card. Nothing more. Commendatore, I thank you very much for your thorough explanation, said Valente. And he hung up. They sat there in silence, eyeing each other. The guys either a fuckup or hes putting one over on us, said Montalbano. This whole things beginning to stink, Valente said pensively. Yeah, said Montalbano. o o o They were discussing what their next move should be when the phone rang. I told them I wasnt here for anyone! Valente shouted angrily. He picked up, listened a moment, then passed the receiver to Montalbano. Before leaving for Maz?ra, the inspector had left word at the office as to where he could be found if needed. Hello? Montalbano here. Whos this? Ah, is that you, Mr. Commissioner? Yes, its me. Where have you run off to? He was irritated. Im here with my colleague, Vice-Commissioner Valente. Hes not your colleague. Hes a vice-commissioner and youre not. Montalbano started to feel worried. Whats going on, Commissioner? No, Im asking you what the hell is going on! Hell? The commissioner said hell? I dont understand. What kind of crap have you been digging up? Crap? Did the commissioner say crap? Was this the start of the Apocalypse? Would the trumpets of Judgment soon begin to sound? But what have I done wrong? Yesterday you gave me a license-plate number, remember? Yes. am 237 gw. Thats the one. Well, I immediately asked a friend of mine in Rome to look into it, to save time, at your request, and he just called me back, very annoyed. They told him that if he wants to know the name of the cars owner, he must submit a written request specifying in detail the reasons for said request. Thats not a problem, Commissioner. Ill explain the whole story to you tomorrow, and you, in the request, can Montalbano, you dont understand, or perhaps you wont understand. Thats a cloaked number. What does that mean? It means the car belongs to the secret services. Is that so hard to understand? That was no mere stink, what they had smelled. The air itself was turning foul. o o o As he was telling Valente about Lap?coras murder, Karimas abduction, Fahrid, and Fahrids car, which actually belonged to the secret services, a troubling thought occurred to him. He phoned the commissioner in Montelusa. Excuse me, Commissioner, but when you spoke with your friend in Rome about the license plate, did you tell him what it was about? How could I? I dont know the first thing about what youre doing. The inspector heaved a sigh of relief. I merely said, the commissioner continued, that it involved an investigation that you, Inspector Montalbano, were conducting. The inspector retracted his sigh of relief. o o o Hello, Galluzzo? Montalbano here. Im calling from Maz?ra. I think Im going to be here late, so, contrary to what I said, I want you to go immediately to Marinella, to my house, pick up the old Tunisian lady, and take her to Montelusa. All right? You havent got a minute to lose. o o o Hello, Livia? Listen very carefully to what I say, and do exactly what I tell you to do, without arguing. Im in Maz?ra at the moment, and I dont think theyve bugged our phone yet. Oh my God, what are you saying? I asked you, please dont argue, dont ask questions, dont say anything. You must only listen to what I say. Very soon Galluzzo will be there. Hes going to pick up the old woman and take her back with him to Montelusa. No long good-byes, please; you can tell Fran?ois hell see her again soon. As soon as Galluzzo leaves, call my office and ask for Mim? Augello. You absolutely must find him, no matter where he is. And tell him you need to see him at once. What if hes busy? For you, hell drop everything and come running. You, in the meantime, will pack Fran?oiss few possessions into a small suitcase, then But what do you want Quiet, understand? Quiet. Tell Mim? that, on my orders, the kid must disappear from the face of the earth. Vanish. He should hide him somewhere safe, where hell be all right. And dont ask where he intends to take him. Is that clear? You mustnt know where Fran?ois has gone. And dont start crying, it bothers me. Listen closely. Wait for about an hour after Mim? has left with the kid, then call Fazio. Tell him, in tearsyou wont have to fake it since youre crying alreadytell him the kid has disappeared, maybe he ran off in search of the old lady, you dont know, but in short you want him to help you find him. In the meantime, Ill have returned. And one last thing: call Palermo airport and reserve a seat on the flight to Genoa, the one that leaves around noon tomorrow. Thatll give me enough time to find someone to take you there. See you soon. He hung up, and his eyes met Valentes troubled gaze. You think theyd go that far? Farther. o o o Is the story clear to you now? asked Montalbano. I think Im beginning to understand, replied Valente. Let me explain better, said the inspector. All in all, things may have gone as follows: Ahmed Moussa, for his own reasons, has one of his men, Fahrid, set up a base of operations. Fahrid enlists the helpwhether freely offered or not, I dont knowof Ahmeds sister, Karima, whos been living in Sicily for a few years. Then they blackmail a man from Vig?ta named Lap?cora into letting them use his old import-export business as a front. Are you following? Perfectly. Ahmed, who needs to attend an important meeting involving weapons or political support for his movement, comes to Italy under the protection of our secret services. The meeting takes place at sea, but in all likelihood its a trap. Ahmed didnt have the slightest suspicion that our services were double-crossing him, and that they were in cahoots with the people in Tunis who wanted to liquidate him. Among other things, Im convinced that Fahrid himself was part of the plan to do away with Ahmed. The sister, I dont think so. Why are you so afraid for the boy? Because hes a witness. He could recognize Fahrid the way he recognized his uncle on TV. And Fahrid has already killed Karima, Im sure of it. He killed her after taking her away in a car that turns out to belong to our secret services. What are we going to do? You, for now, are going to sit tight. Im going to get busy creating a diversion. Good luck. Good luck to you, my friend. o o o By the time he got back to headquarters it was already evening. Fazio was there waiting for him. Have you found Fran?ois? Did you go home before coming here? Fazio asked instead of answering. No. I came directly from Maz?ra. Chief, could we go into your office for a minute? Once they were inside, Fazio closed the door. Chief, Im a cop. Maybe not as good a cop as you, but still a cop. How did you know the kid ran away? Whats with you, Fazio? Livia phoned me in Maz?ra and I told her to call you. See, Chief, the fact is, the young lady told me she was asking me for help because she didnt know where you were. Touch?, said Montalbano. And then, she was really and truly crying, no doubt about that. Not because the kid had run away, but for some other reason, which I dont know. So I figured out what it was you wanted me to do, and I did it. And what did I want you to do? To raise a ruckus, make a lot of noise. I went to all the houses in the neighborhood and asked every person I ran into. Have you seen a little kid like so? Nobodyd seen him, but now they all know he ran away. Isnt that what you wanted? Montalbano felt moved. This was real friendship, Sicilian friendship, the kind based on intuition, on what was left un-said. With a true friend, one never needs to ask, because the other understands on his own and acts accordingly. What should I do now? Keep raising a ruckus. Call the carabinieri, call every one of their headquarters in the province, call every police station, hospital, anybody you can think of. But do it unofficially, only by phone, nothing in writing. Describe the boy, show them youre worried. But are we sure they wont end up finding him, Chief ? Not to worry, Fazio. Hes in good hands. o o o He took a sheet of paper with the stations letterhead and typed: to the ministry of transportation and automobile registration: for delicate investigation into abduction and probable homicide of woman answering to name karima moussa need name owner automobile license-plate number am 237 gw. kindly reply promptly. inspector salvo montalbano. God only knew why, whenever he had to write a fax, he composed it as if it were a telegram. He reread it. Hed even written out the womans name to make the bait more appetizing. They would surely have to come out in the open now. Gallo! Yes, sir. Find the fax number for Auto Registration in Rome and send this right away. Galluzzo! At your orders. Well? I took the old lady to Montelusa. Everythings taken care of. Listen, Gall?. Tell your brother-in-law to be in the general vicinity of headquarters after Lap?coras funeral tomorrow. And tell him to bring a cameraman. Thanks, Chief, with all my heart. Fazio! Im listening. It completely slipped my mind. Did you go to Mrs. Lap?coras apartment? Sure did. And I took a small cup from a set of twelve. Ive got it over there. You wanna see it? What the hell for? Tomorrow Ill tell you what to do with it. For now, put it in a cellophane bag. Oh, and, did Jacomuzzi send you the knife? Yessirree. o o o He didnt have the courage to leave the office. At home the hard part awaited him. Livias sorrow. Speaking of which, if Livia was leaving, then . . . He dialed Adelinas number. Adel?? Montalbano here. Listen, the young ladys leaving tomorrow morning; I need to recuperate. And you know what? I havent eaten a thing all day. One had to live, no? 2 0 1 0p> 15 Livia was on the veranda, sitting on the bench, utterly still, and seemed to be looking out at the sea. She wasnt crying, but her red, puffy eyes said that shed used up her supply of tears. The inspector sat down beside her, took one of her hands, and squeezed it. To Montalbano it felt as if hed picked up something dead; he found it almost repulsive. He let it go and lit a cigarette. Livia, hed decided, should know as little as possible about the whole affair. But it was clear shed given the matter some thought, and her question went right to the point. Do they want to harm him? Actually harm him, probably not. Make him disappear for a while, yes. How? I dont know. Maybe by putting him in an orphanage under a false name. Why? Because he met some people he wasnt supposed to meet. Still staring at the sea, Livia thought about Montalbanos last words. I dont understand. What dont you understand? If these people Fran?ois met are Tunisians, perhaps illegal immigrants, couldnt you, as policemen Theyre not only Tunisian. Slowly, as if making a great effort, Livia turned and faced him. Theyre not? No. And Im not saying another word. I want him. Who? Fran?ois. I want him. But, Livia Shut up. I want him. No one can take him away from me like that, you least of all. Ive thought long and hard about this, you know, these last few hours. How old are you, Salvo? Forty-four, I think. Forty-four and ten months. In two months youll be forty-five. Ive already turned thirty-three. Do you know what that means? No. What what means? Weve been together for six years. Every now and then we talk about getting married, and then we drop the subject. We both do, by mutual, tacit consent. And we dont resume the discussion. We get along so well just the way things are, and our laziness, our egotism, gets the better of us, always. Laziness? Egotism? What are you talking about? There are objective difficulties which which you can stick up your ass, Livia brutally concluded. Montalbano, disconcerted, fell silent. Only once or twice in six years had Livia ever used obscenities, and it was always in troubling, extremely tense circumstances. Im sorry, Livia said softly. But sometimes I just cant stand your camouflage and hypocrisy. Your cynicism is more authentic. Montalbano, still silent, took it all in. Dont try to distract me from what I want to say to you. Youre very good at it; its your job. What I want to know is: when do you think we can get married? Give me a straight answer. If it was only up to me . . . Livia leapt to her feet. Thats enough! Im going to bed. I took two sleeping pills and my plane leaves Palermo at noon tomorrow. But first I want to finish what I have to say. If we ever get married, itll be when youre fifty and Im thirty-eight. In other words, too late to have children. And we still havent realized that somebody, God or whoever is acting in His place, has already sent us a child, at just the right moment. She turned her back and went inside. Montalbano stayed outside on the veranda, gazing at the sea, but unable to bring it into focus. o o o An hour before midnight, he made sure Livia was sleeping profoundly, then he unplugged the phone, gathered together all the loose change he could find, turned off the lights, and went out. He drove to the telephone booth in the parking lot of the Marinella Bar. Nicol?? Montalbano here. A couple of things. Tomorrow morning, around midday, send somebody along with a cameraman to the neighborhood of police headquarters. There are some new developments. Thanks. What else? I was wondering, do you have a very small videocamera, one that doesnt make any noise? The smaller the better. You want to leave posterity a document of your prowess in bed? Do you know how to use this camera? Of course. Then bring it to me. When? As soon as youve finished your midnight news report. But dont ring the doorbell when you get here, Livias asleep. o o o Hello, is this the prefect of Trapani? Please excuse me for calling so late. This is Corrado Menichelli of the Corriere della Sera . Im calling from Milan. We recently got wind of an extremely serious development, but before publishing our report on it, we wanted to confirm a few things with you personally, since they concern you directly. Extremely serious? What is this about? Is it true that pressure was put on you to accommodate a certain Tunisian journalist during his recent visit to Maz?ra? I advise that you think a moment before answering, in your own interest. I dont need to think for even a second! the prefect exploded. What are you talking about? Dont you remember? Thats very odd, you know, since this all happened barely three weeks ago. None of this ever happened! No pressure was ever put on me! I dont know anything about any Tunisian journalists! Mr. Prefect, we have proof that You cant have proof of something that never happened! Let me speak immediately to the editor-in-chief ! Montalbano hung up. The prefect of Trapani was sincere; the head of his cabinet, on the other hand, was not. o o o Valente? Montalbano here. I just spoke with the prefect of Trapani; I was pretending to be a reporter for the Corriere della Sera . He doesnt know anything. The whole thing was set up by our friend, Commendator Spadaccia. Where are you calling from? Not to worry. Im calling from a phone booth. Now heres what we should do next, providing that you agree. To tell him, he spent every last piece of change but one. o o o Mim?? Montalbano here. Were you sleeping? No, I was dancing. What the fuck did you expect? Are you mad at me? Hell, yes! After the position you put me in! Me? What position? Sending me to take away the kid. Livia looked at me with hatred. I had to tear him out of her arms. It made me feel sick to my stomach. Whered you take Fran?ois? To Calapi?no, to my sisters. Is it safe there? Very safe. She and her husband have a great big house with a farm, three miles from the village, very isolated. My sister has two boys, one of them the same age as Fran?ois. Hell be fine there. It took me two and a half hours to get there, and two and a half to drive back. Tired, eh? Very tired. I wont be in tomorrow morning. All right, you wont be in, but I want you at my house, in Marinella, by nine at the latest. What for? To pick Livia up and drive her to the Palermo airport. Okay. How come youre suddenly not so tired anymore, eh, Mim?? o o o Livia was now having a troubled sleep, groaning from time to time. Montalbano closed the bedroom door, sat down in the armchair, and turned on the television at very low volume. On TeleVig?ta, Galluzzos brother-in-law was saying that the Foreign Ministry in Tunis had issued a statement regarding some erroneous information about the unfortunate killing of a Tunisian fisherman aboard an Italian motor trawler that had entered Tunisian waters. The statement denied the wild rumors according to which the fisherman was not, in fact, a fisherman, but the rather well-known journalist Ben Dhahab. It was an obvious case of two men with the same name, since Ben Dhahab the journalist was alive and well and still working. In the city of Tunis alone, the statement went on to say, there are more than twenty men named Ben Dhahab. Montalbano turned off the television. So the tide had started to turn, and people were running for cover, raising fences, putting up smoke screens. o o o He heard a car pull up and stop in the clearing in front of the house. The inspector rushed to the door to open up. It was Nicol?. I got here as fast as I could, he said, entering. Thanks. Livias asleep? the newsman asked, looking around. Yes. Shes leaving for Genoa tomorrow morning. Im so sorry I wont have a chance to say good-bye to her. Nicol?, did you bring the videocamera? The newsman reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a gadget no larger than four packs of cigarettes stacked two by two. Here you are. Im going home to bed. No youre not. First you have to hide this somewhere it wont be visible. How am I going to do that, if Livias sleeping in the next room? Nicol?, I dont know why youve got it into your head that I want to film myself fucking. I want you to set up the camera in this room. Tell me what it is you want to film. A conversation between me and a man sitting exactly where you are now. Nicol? looked straight ahead and smiled. Those shelves full of books seem like they were put there for that very purpose. Taking a chair from the table, he set it next to the bookcase and climbed up on it. He shuffled a few books, set up the camera, sat back down where he was before, and looked up. From here you cant see it, he said, satisfied. Come and check for yourself. The inspector checked. That seems fine. Stay there, said Nicol?. He climbed back up on the chair, fussed about, and got back down. Whats it doing? asked Montalbano. Filming you. Really? It makes no noise at all. I told you the things amazing. Nicol? repeated his rigmarole of climbing onto the chair and stepping back down. But this time he had the camera in his hand and showed it to Montalbano. Heres how you do it, Salvo. To rewind the tape, you press this button. Now bring the camera up to your eye and press this other button. Go ahead, try. Montalbano did as he was told and saw a very tiny image of himself ask in a microscopic voice: Whats it doing? Then he heard Nicol?s voice say, Filming you. Fantastic, the inspector said. Theres one thing, though. Is that the only way to see what youve filmed? Of course not, Nicol? replied, taking out a normal-looking videocassette that was made differently inside. Watch what I do. I remove the tape from the videocamera, which as you can see is as small as the one in your answering machine, and I slip it inside this one, which is made for this purpose and can be used in your VCR. Listen, to make it record, what do I do? Push this other button. Seeing the inspectors expression, which looked more confused than convinced, Nicol? grew doubtful. Will you be able to use it? Come on! replied Montalbano, offended. Then why are you making that face? Because I cant very well climb onto a chair in front of the guy I want to film. It would make him suspicious. See if you can reach it by standing on tiptoe. He could. Then its simple. Just leave a book out on the table, then ca-sually put it back on the shelf, meanwhile pressing the button. o o o Dear Livia, Unfortunately I cant wait for you to wake up. I have to go to Montelusa to see the commissioner. Ive already arranged to have Mim? come and take you to the airport. Please try to be as calm and untroubled as possible. Ill phone you this evening. Kisses, salvo A traveling salesman of the lowest rank would have expressed himself with more affection and imagination. He rewrote the note and, strangely, it came out exactly the same as the previous one. Nothing doing. It wasnt true that he had to see the commissioner; he merely wanted to skip the good-byes. It was therefore a big fat lie, and he had never been able to tell one directly to someone he respected. Little fibs, on the other hand, he was very good at. And how. o o o At headquarters he found Fazio waiting for him, upset. Ive been trying to call you at home for the last half hour. You mustve unplugged the telephone. Whats the problem? Some guy called saying he accidentally found the dead body of an old woman in Villaseta, on Via Garibaldi, in the same house where we caught the little kid. Thats why I was looking for you. Montalbano felt something like an electric shock. Tortorella and Galluzzo have already gone there. Galluzzo just called and said it was the same old lady he took to your house. Aisha. The punch Montalbano gave himself in the face wasnt hard enough to knock out his teeth, but it made his lip bleed. What the hell are you doing, Chief ? said Fazio, flab-bergasted. Aisha was a witness, of course, just like Fran?ois. But the inspectors eyes and attention had all been on the kid. A fucking idiot, thats what he was. Fazio handed him a handkerchief. Here, clean yourself up. o o o Aisha was a twisted little bundle at the foot of the stairs that led up to Karimas room. She apparently fell and broke her neck, said Dr. Pasquano, whod been summoned by Tortorella. But Ill be able to tell you more after the autopsy. Although to send an old lady like this flying, youd only need to blow on her. And wheres Galluzzo? Montalbano asked Tortorella. He went to Montelusa to talk to a Tunisian woman the deceased was staying with. He wanted to ask her why the old lady came back here, to find out if anybody had called her. As the ambulance was leaving, the inspector went inside Aishas house, lifted a stone next to the fireplace, took out the bank book, blew the dust off, and put it in his pocket. Chief ! It was Galluzzo. No, nobody had called Aisha. Shed simply decided to go home. She woke up one morning, took the bus, and did not miss her appointment with death. o o o Back in Vig?ta, before going to headquarters, he stopped in at the office of a notary named Cosentino, whom he liked. What can I do for you, Inspector? Montalbano pulled out the bank book and handed it to the notary, who opened it, glanced at it, and asked: So? The inspector launched into an extremely complicated explanation; he wanted him to know only half the story. What I think youre saying, the notary summarized, is that this money belongs to a woman you presume to be dead, and that her son, a minor, is her only heir. Right. And youd like for this money to be tied up in some way, so that the child could only enter into possession when he comes of age. Right. But why dont you simply hold on to the booklet yourself, and when the time comes, turn it over to him? What makes you think Ill still be alive in fifteen years? I see, said the notary. He continued: Lets do this: you take the book back with you, Ill give the matter some thought, and lets talk again in a week. It might be a good idea to invest that money. Its up to you, said Montalbano, standing up. Take the book back. You keep it. I might lose it. Then wait and Ill give you a receipt. If youd be so kind. One more thing. Tell me. You must be absolutely certain, you know, that the mother is dead. o o o From headquarters, he phoned home. Livia was about to leave. She gave him a rather chilly good-bye, or so it seemed to him. He didnt know what to do about it. Is Mim? there yet? Of course. Hes waiting in the car. Have a good trip. Ill call you tonight. He had to move on, not let Livia tie him up. Fazio! At your command. Go to the church where Lap?coras funeral is being held. It mustve already started by now. Bring Gallo along. When people are expressing their condolences to the widow, I want you to approach her and, with the darkest look you can muster up, say: Signora, please come with us to police headquarters. If she starts to make a scene, starts screaming and shouting, dont hesitate to use force to put her in the squad car. And one more thing: Lap?coras son is sure to be there in the cemetery. If he tries to defend his mother, hand-cuff him. o o o ministry of transportation and automobile registration: concerning the extremely sensitive investigation of homicide of two women names karima and aisha absolutely must know personal particulars and address of owner of automobile license plate am 237 gw stop please reply promptly stop signed salvo montalbano vigata police montelusa province. At the Automobile Registration office, before passing the fax on to the person in charge, they were sure to have a laugh at his expense and think him some kind of idiot for the way he formulated his request. But the person in charge, for his part, would understand the gambit, the challenge hidden in the message, and be forced to make a countermove. Which was exactly what Montalbano wanted. 2 1 5 0p> 16 Montalbanos office was located at the opposite end of the building from the entrance to police headquarters, and yet he still heard all the shouting that broke out when Fazios car arrived with the widow Lap?cora inside. Though there were hardly any journalists or photographers around, dozens of idlers and rubberneckers must have joined their modest number. Signora, why were you arrested? Look over here, signora! Out of the way! Out of the way! Then there was relative calm and someone knocked at his door. It was Fazio. Howd it go? She didnt put up much resistance. But she got upset when she saw the journalists. What about the son? There was a man standing next to her in the cemetery, and everyone was expressing their condolences to him too, so I thought he must be the son. But when I told the widow she had to come with us, he turned his back and walked away. So I guess he wasnt her son. Ah, but he was, Fazio. Too sensitive to witness his mothers arrest. And terrified that he might have to pay her legal fees. Bring the lady in here. Like a thief, thats how youre treating me! Just like a thief ! the widow burst out as soon as she saw the inspector. Montalbano made a dark face. Did you mistreat the lady? As if reading from a script, Fazio pretended to be embarrassed. Well, since we were arresting her Who ever said you were arresting her? Please sit down, maam, I apologize for the unpleasant misunderstanding. I wont keep you but a few minutes, only as long as it takes to draw up a report of your answers to a few questions. Then you can go home and thatll be the end of it. Fazio went and sat down at the typewriter, while Montalbano sat behind his desk. The widow seemed to have calmed down a little, although the inspector could see her nerves jumping under her skin like fleas on a stray dog. Signora, please correct me if Im wrong. You told me, as youll remember, that on the morning of your husbands murder, you got out of bed, went into the bathroom, got dressed, took your purse from the dining room, and went out. Is that right? Absolutely. You didnt notice anything abnormal in your apartment? What was I supposed to notice? For example, that the door to the study, contrary to custom, was closed? Hed taken a wild guess, but was right on the mark. Initially red, the womans face blanched. But her voice remained steady. I think it was open, since my husband never closed it. No, it was not, signora. When I entered your home with you, upon your return from Fiacca, the door was closed. I reopened it myself. What does it matter if it was open or closed? Youre right, its a meaningless detail. The widow couldnt help heaving a long sigh. Signora, the morning your husband was murdered, you left for Fiacca to visit your ailing sister. Right? Thats what I did. But you forgot something, and for that reason, at the Cannatello junction, you got off the bus, waited for the next bus coming from the opposite direction, and returned to Vig?ta. What did you forget? The widow smiled; apparently shed prepared herself for such a question. I did not get off at Cannatello that morning. Signora, I have statements from the two bus drivers. Theyre right, except for one thing. It wasnt that morning, but two mornings before. The bus drivers got their days wrong. She was shrewd and quick. He would have to resort to trickery. He opened a drawer to his desk and took out the kitchen knife in its cellophane bag. This, signora, is the knife that was used to murder your husband. With only one stab wound, in the back. The widows expression didnt change. She didnt say a word. Have you ever seen it before? You see so many knives like that. Very slowly, the inspector again slipped his hand into the drawer, and this time he withdrew another cellophane bag, this one with a small cup inside. Do you recognize this? Did you take that yourselves? You made me turn the house upside down looking for it! So its yours. You officially recognize it. Of course I do. What use could you have for that cup? Its going to help me send you to jail. Of all the possible reactions, the widow chose one that, in a way, won the inspectors admiration. In fact, she turned her head towards Fazio and politely, as if paying a courtesy call, asked him: Has he gone crazy? Fazio, in all sincerity, would have liked to answer that in his opinion the inspector had been crazy since birth, but he said nothing and merely stared out the window. Now Ill tell you how things went, said Montalbano. That morning, hearing the alarm clock, you got up and went into the bathroom. You necessarily passed by the door to the study, which you noticed was closed. At first you thought nothing of it, then you reconsidered. And when you came out of the bathroom, you opened it. But you didnt go in, at least I dont think you did. You waited a moment in the doorway, reclosed the door, went into the kitchen, grabbed the knife, and put it in your purse. Then you went out, you caught the bus, you got off at Cannatello, you got on the bus to Vig?ta, you went back home, you opened the door, you saw your husband ready to go out, you argued with him, he opened the door to the elevator, which was on your floor because youd just used it. You followed behind him, you stabbed him in the back, he turned halfway around, fell to the ground, you started the elevator, you reached the ground floor, and you got out. And nobody saw you. That was your great stroke of luck. But why would I have done it? the woman asked calmly. And then, with an irony that seemed incredible at that moment and in that place: Just because my husband had closed the door to his study? Montalbano, from a seated position, bowed admiringly to her. No, signora; because of what was behind that closed door. And what was that? Karima, your husbands mistress. But you said yourself that I didnt go into the room. You didnt need to, because you were assailed by a cloud of perfume, the very stuff that Karima wore in abun-dance. Its called Volupt?. It has a strong, persistent scent. Youd probably smelled it before from time to time on your husbands clothes. It was still there in the study, less strong, of course, when I went in that evening, after you came home. The widow Lap?cora remained silent; she was thinking over what the inspector had just said. Would you answer me one question? she then asked. As many as you like. Why, in your opinion, didnt I go into the study and kill that woman first? Because your brain is as precise as a Swiss watch and as fast as a computer. Karima, seeing you open the door, would have put herself on the defensive, ready for anything. Your husband, hearing her scream, would have come running and disarmed you with Karimas help. Whereas by pretending not to notice anything, you could wait and catch him in the act a little later. And how do you explain, just to follow your argument, that my husband was the only one killed? When you returned, Karima was already gone. Excuse me, but since you werent there, who told you this story? Your fingerprints on the cup and on the knife told me. Not on the knife! the woman snapped. Why not on the knife? The woman started biting her lip. The cup is mine, the knife isnt. The knife is also yours; its got one of your fingerprints on it. Clear as day. But that cant be! Fazio did not take his eyes off his superior. He knew there were no fingerprints on the knife. This was the most delicate moment of the trick. And youre so sure there are no fingerprints on the knife because when you stabbed your husband you were still wearing the gloves youd put on when you got all dressed up to go out. You see, the fingerprint we took from it was not from that morning, but from the day before, when, after using the knife to clean the fish you had for dinner, you washed it and put it back in the kitchen drawer. In fact, the fingerprint is not on the handle, but on the blade, right where the blade and the handle meet. And now youre going to go into the next room with Fazio, and were going to take your fingerprints and compare them. He was a son of a bitch, said Signora Lap?cora, and he deserved to die the way he did. He brought that whore into my home to get his jollies in my bed all day while I was out. Are you saying you acted out of jealousy? Why else? But hadnt you already received three anonymous letters? You could have caught them in the act at the office on Salita Granet. I dont do that kind of thing. But when I realized hed brought that whore into my home, my blood started to boil. I think, signora, your blood started to boil a few days before that. When? When you discovered your husband had withdrawn a large sum from his bank account. This time, too, the inspector was bluffing. It worked. Two hundred million lire! the widow said in rage and despair. Two hundred million for that disgusting whore! That explained part of the money in Karimas bank book. If I didnt stop him, he was liable to eat up the office, our home, and our savings! Shall we put this all in a statement, signora? But first tell me one thing. What did your husband say when you appeared before him? He said: Get the hell out of my way. I have to go to the office. Hed probably had a spat with the slut, shed left, and he was running after her. o o o Mr. Commissioner? Montalbano here. Im calling to let you know that Ive just now managed to get Mrs. Lap?cora to confess to her husbands murder. Congratulations. Why did she do it? Self-interest, which shes trying to disguise as jealousy. I need to ask a favor of you. Could I hold a press conference? There was no answer. Commissioner? I asked if I could I heard you perfectly well, Montalbano. Its just that I was speechless with amazement. You want to hold a press conference? I dont believe it! And yet its true. All right, go ahead. But later you must explain to me whats behind it. o o o Are you saying that Mrs. Lap?cora had long known about her husbands relations with Karima? asked Galluzzos brother-in-law in his capacity as a reporter for TeleVig?ta. Yes. Thanks to no less than three anonymous letters that her husband had sent to her. At first they didnt understand. Do you mean to say that Mr. Lap?cora actually denounced himself to his wife? asked a bewildered journalist. Yes. Because Karima had started blackmailing him. He was hoping his wifes reaction would free him from his predicament. But Mrs. Lap?cora did not intervene. Nor did their son. Excuse me, but why didnt he turn to the police? Because he thought it would create a big scandal. Whereas, with his wifes help, he was hoping matters would stay within the, uh, family circle. But where is this Karima now? We dont know. She escaped with her son, a little boy. Actually one of her friends, who was worried about their disappearance, asked the Free Channel to air a photo of the mother and her son. But so far nobody has come forward. They thanked him and left. Montalbano smiled in satisfaction. The first puzzle had been solved, perfectly, within its specific outline. Fahrid, Ahmed, and even Aisha had been left out of it. With them in it, had they been properly used, the puzzles design would have been entirely different. o o o He was early for his appointment with Valente. He stopped in front of the restaurant where hed gone the last time he was in Maz?ra. He gobbled up a saut? of clams in breadcrumbs, a heaping dish of spaghetti with white clam sauce, a roast turbot with oregano and caramelized lemon, and he topped it all off with a bitter chocolate timbale in orange sauce. When it was all over he stood up, went into the kitchen, and shook the chef s hand without saying a word, deeply moved. In the car, on his way to Valentes office, he sang at the top of his lungs: Guarda come dondolo, guarda come dondolo, col twist . . . o o o Valente showed Montalbano into a room next to his own. Its something weve done before, he said. We leave the door ajar, and you, by manipulating this little mirror, can see whats happening in my office, if hearings not enough. Be careful,Valente. Its a matter of seconds. Leave it to us. o o o Commendatore Spadaccia walked into Valentes office. It was immediately clear he was nervous. Im sorry, Commissioner Valente, I dont understand. You could have easily come to the prefecture yourself and saved me some time. Im a very busy man, you know. Please forgive me, Commendatore, Valente said with abject humility. Youre absolutely right. But well make up for that at once; I wont keep you more than five minutes. I just need a simple clarification. All right. The last time we met, you told me the prefect had been asked in some way The commendatore raised an imperious hand, and Valente immediately fell silent. If thats what I said, I was wrong. His Excellency knows nothing about all this. Anyway, its the sort of bullshit we see every day. The ministry, in Rome, phoned me; they dont bother His Excellency with this kind of crap. Obviously the prefect, after getting the phone call from the bogus Corriere reporter, had asked the chief of his cabinet for an explanation. And it must have been a rather lively discussion, the echoes of which could still be heard in the strong words the commendatore was using. Go on, Spadaccia urged. Valente threw up his hands, a halo hovering over his head. Thats all, he said. Spadaccia, dumbstruck, looked all around as if to verify the reality of what was happening. Are you telling me you have nothing more to ask me? Thats right. Spadaccia slammed his hand down on the desk with such force that even Montalbano jumped in the next room. You think youve made an ass of me, but youll pay for this, just wait and see! He stormed out, fuming. Montalbano ran to the window, nerves taut. He saw the commendatore shoot out the front door like a bullet towards his car, whose driver was getting out to open the door for him. At that exact moment, the door of a squad car that had just pulled up opened, and out came Angelo Prest?a, who was immediately taken by the arm by a policeman. Spadaccia and the captain of the fishing boat stood almost face-to-face. They said nothing to each other, and each continued on his way. The whinny of joy that Montalbano let out now and then when things went right for him terrified Valente, who came running from the next room. Whats the matter with you? It worked! Sit down here, they heard a policeman say. Prest?a had been brought into the office. Valente and Montalbano stayed where they were; each lit a cigarette and smoked it without saying a word to the other. Meanwhile the captain of the Santopadre was simmering on a low flame. o o o They entered with faces like the bearers of black clouds and bitter cargoes. Valente went and sat behind his desk; Montalbano pulled up a chair and sat down beside him. Whens this aggravation gonna end? the captain began. He didnt realize that with his aggressive attitude, he had just revealed what he was thinking to Valente and Montalbano: that is, he believed that Commendator Spadaccia had come to vouch for the truth of his testimony. He felt at peace, and could therefore play indignant. On the desk was a voluminous folder on which Angelo Prest?as name was written in large block lettersvoluminous because it was filled with old memos, but the captain didnt know this. Valente opened it and took out Spadaccias calling card. You gave this to us, correct? Valentes switch from the politeness of last time to a more coplike bluntness worried Prest?a. Of course its correct. The commendatore gave it to me and said if I had any trouble after taking the Tunisian aboard I could turn to him. Which I did. Wrong, said Montalbano, fresh as a spring chicken. But thats what he told me to do! Of course thats what he told you to do, but as soon as you smelled a rat, you gave that calling card to us instead. And in doing so, you put that good man in a pickle. A pickle? What kind of pickle? Dont you think being implicated in premeditated murder is a pretty nasty pickle? Prest?a shut up. My colleague Montalbano, Valente cut in, is trying to explain to you why things went as they did. And how did they go? They went as follows: if you had gone directly to Spadaccia and hadnt given us his card, he would have taken care of everything, under the table, of course. Whereas you, by giving us the card, you got the law involved. So that left Spadaccia with only one option: deny everything. What?! Yessirree. Spadaccias never seen you before, never heard your name. He made a sworn statement, which weve added to our file. The son of a bitch! said Prest?a. Then he asked: And how did he explain how I got his card? Montalbano laughed heartily to himself. He suckered you there, too, pal, he said. He brought us a photocopy of a declaration he made about ten days ago to the Trapani police. Says his wallet was stolen with everything inside, including four or five calling cards, he couldnt remember exactly how many. He tossed you overboard, said Valente. Where the waters way over your head, Montalbano added. How long you gonna manage to stay afloat? Valente piled it on. The sweat under Prest?as armpits formed great big blotches. The office was filled with an unpleasant odor of musk and garlic, which Montalbano saw as rot-green in color. Prest?a put his head in his hands and muttered: They didnt give me any choice. He remained awhile in that position, then apparently made up his mind: Can I speak with a lawyer? A lawyer? said Valente, as if greatly surprised. Why do you want a lawyer? Montalbano asked in turn. I thought You thought what? That we were going to arrest you? The duo worked perfectly together. Youre not going to arrest me? Of course not. You can go now, if you like. It took Prest?a five minutes before he could get his ass unstuck from the chair and run out the door, literally. o o o So, what happens next? asked Valente, who knew they had unleashed a pack of demons. What happens next is that Prest?a will go and pester Spadaccia. And the next move will be theirs. Valente looked worried. Whats wrong? asked Montalbano. I dont know . . . Im not convinced . . . Im afraid theyll silence Prest?a. And we would be responsible. Prest?as too visible at this point. Bumping him off would be like putting their signature on the entire operation. No, Im convinced they will silence him, but by paying him off handsomely. Will you explain something for me? Sure. Why are you stepping into this quicksand? And why are you following behind me? First of all, because Im a cop, like you, and secondly, be cause Im having fun. And my answer is: my first reason is the same as yours. And my second is that Im doing it for money. And whatll you gain from it? I know exactly what my gain will be. But you want to bet that youll gain something from it too? o o o Deciding not to give in to the temptation, he sped past the restaurant where hed stuffed himself at lunch, doing 120 kilometers an hour. A half kilometer later, however, his resolution suddenly foundered, and he slammed on the brakes, provoking a furious blast of the horn from the car behind him. The man at the wheel, while passing him, glared at him angrily and gave him the finger. Montalbano then made a U-turn, strictly prohibited on that stretch of road, went straight into the kitchen, and, without even saying hello, asked the cook: So, exactly how do you prepare your striped mullet? 2 3 1 0p> 17 The following morning, at eight oclock sharp, he showed up at the commissioners office. His boss, as usual, had been there since seven, amid the muttered curses of the cleaning women who felt prevented from doing their jobs. Montalbano told him about Mrs. Lap?coras confession, explaining how the poor murder victim, as if trying to side-step his tragic end, had written anonymously to his wife and openly to his son, but both had let him stew in his own juices. He made no mention of either Fahrid or Moussaof the larger puzzle, in other words. He didnt want the commissioner, now at the end of his career, to find himself implicated in an affair that stank worse than a pile of shit. And up to this point it had gone well for him; he hadnt had to pull any wool over the commissioners eyes. Hed only left a few things out, told a few half-truths. But why did you want to hold a press conference, you who usually avoid them like the plague? He had anticipated this question, and the answer he had ready on his lips allowed him another at least partial omission, if not an outright lie. This Karima, you see, was a rather unusual sort of prostitute. She went not only with Lap?cora, but with other people as well. All well on in years: retirees, businessmen, professors. By limiting the case to Lap?cora, Ive tried to prevent the poison, the insinuations, from spreading to a bunch of poor wretches who, in the end, didnt really do anything wrong. He was convinced it was a plausible explanation. And in fact, the commissioners only comment was: You have strange morals, Montalbano. And then he asked: But has this Karima really disappeared? Apparently, yes. When she learned her lover had been killed, she ran away with her little boy, fearing she might be implicated in the homicide. Listen, said the commissioner. What was that business with the car all about? What car? Come on, Montalbano. The car that turned out to belong to the secret services. Theyre nasty people, you know. Montalbano laughed. Hed practiced the laugh the night before, in front of a mirror, persisting until he got it right. Now, however, contrary to his hopes, it rang false, too high-pitched. But if he wanted to keep his excellent superior out of this mess, he no longer had any choice. He had to tell a lie. Why do you laugh? asked the commissioner, surprised. Out of embarrassment, believe me. The person who gave me that license number phoned me the next day and said hed made a mistake. The letters were right, but hed got the number wrong. It was 837, not 237. I apologize. I feel mortified. The commissioner looked him in the eye for what seemed like an eternity. Then he spoke in a soft voice. If you want me to swallow that, Ill swallow it. But be very careful, Montalbano. Those people dont kid around. Theyre capable of anything, and whenever they slip up, they blame it on certain colleagues who went astray. Who dont exist. Theyre the ones who go astray. Its in their nature. Montalbano didnt know what to say. The commissioner changed subject. Tonight youll dine at my house. I dont want to hear any arguments. Youll eat whatever there is. Ive got two things I absolutely have to tell you. But I wont say them here, in my office, because that would give them a bureaucratic flavor, which I find unpleasant. It was a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky, and yet Montalbano had the impression that a shadow had fallen across the sun, making the room turn suddenly cold. o o o There was a letter addressed to him on the desk in his office. He checked the postmark, as he always did, to try and discover its provenance, but it was illegible. He opened the envelope and read: Inspector Montalbano, You dont know me and I dont know what your like. My name is Arcangelo Prestifilippo and I am your fathers business partner in the vineyard which is producing very well, thank the Lord. Your father never talks about you but I found out he collects all the newspapers that talk about you and when he sees you on tv sometimes he starts crying but tries to not let other people see. Dear Inspector, I feel my heart give out because the news I got to tell you isnt good. Ever since Signora Giulia, your fathers second wife went up to Heaven four years ago, my partner and friend hasnt been the same. Then last year he started feeling bad, he would run out of breath even just from climbing some stairs and he would get dizzy. He didnt want to go to the doctor, nothing doing. And so I took advantage because my son who works in Milan and is a good doctor, came to town, and I took him to your fathers house. My son looked at him and got upset because he wanted your father to go to the hospital. He made such a big fuss and talked so much that he convinced your father to go to the hospital with him before he went back to Milan. I went to see him every night and ten days later the doctor told me they did all the tests and your father had that terrible lung disease. And so your father started going in and out of the hospital for treatment which made all his hair fall out but didnt make him one bit better. And he told me specially to not tell you about it, he said he didnt want you getting all worried. But last night I talked to the doctor and he said your father is near the end now, he got only one month maybe, give or take a few days. And so in spiter your dads strict orders I wanted you to know whats happening. Your fathers in the Clinica Porticelli, the telefone number is 341234. Theres a phone in his room. But its better if you come see him in person and pretend you dont know nuthin bout him being sick. You already got my phone number, its the same as the vineyard office where I work all day long. I am very sorry. Best regards, arcangelo prestifilippo A slight tremor in his hands made him struggle to put the letter back in the envelope, and so he slipped it into his pocket. A profound weariness came over him, forcing him to lean heavily, eyes closed, against the back of his chair. He had trouble breathing; there seemed suddenly to be no air in the room. He stood up with difficulty, then went into Augellos office. Whats wrong? asked Mim? as soon as he saw his face. Nothing. Listen, Ive got some work to do. I mean, I need a little time alone, some peace and quiet. Anything I can do to help? Yes. Take care of everything yourself. Ill see you tomorrow. Dont have anybody call me at home. o o o He passed by the c?lia e simenza shop, bought a sizable cornet, and began his stroll along the jetty. A thousand thoughts raced through his head, but he was unable to seize a single one. When he arrived at the lighthouse he kept on walking. Directly below the lighthouse was a large rock, slippery with green moss. In danger of falling into the sea with each step, he managed to reach the rock and sat down, cornet in hand. But he didnt open it. He felt a kind of wave surge up from some part of his lower body, ascend towards his chest, and from there continue rising towards his throat, forming a knot that took his breath away. He felt the need to cry, but the tears wouldnt come. Then, amidst the jumble of thoughts crowding his brain, a few words forced their way into clarity until they came together in a line of verse: Father, you die a little more each day . . . What was it? A poem? By whom? And when had he read it? He repeated the line under his breath: Father, you die a little more each day . . . And at last, out of his previously blocked, closed throat came the cry, but more than a cry it was the shrill wail of a wounded animal, followed, at once, by a rush of unstoppable, liberating tears. o o o A year before, when hed been wounded in a shoot-out and ended up in the hospital, Livia had told him his father was phoning every day. Hed come only once to see him in person, when he was convalescing. He must have already been sick at the time. To Montalbano hed merely looked a little thinner, nothing more. He was, in fact, even better dressed than usual, having always made a point of looking smart. On that occasion hed asked his son if he needed anything. I can help, hed said. o o o When had they started to grow silently apart? His father had always been a caring, affectionate parent. That, Montalbano could not deny. Hed done everything in his power to lessen the pain of the loss of his mother. Whenever Montalbano fell ill as an adolescentwhich luckily was not very oftenhis father used to stay home from work so he wouldnt be alone. What was it, then, that hadnt worked? Perhaps there had always been a nearly total lack of communication between the two; they never could find the words to express their feelings for each other. So often, when very young, Montalbano had thought: My father is a closed man. And probablythough he realized it only nowhis father had sat on a rock by the sea and thought the same of him. Still, hed shown great sensitiv-ity; before remarrying, for example, hed waited for his son to finish university and win the placement competition. And yet when his father finally brought his new wife home, Montalbano had felt offended for no reason. A wall had risen between them; a glass wall, its true, but a wall nonetheless. And so their meetings had gradually decreased in number to one or two a year. His father would usually arrive with a case of the wines produced by his vineyard, stay half a day, and then leave. Montalbano would always find the wine excellent and proudly offer it to his friends, telling them his father had made it. But had he ever told his father the wine was excellent? He dug deep in his memory. Never. Just as his father collected the newspapers that talked about him and felt like crying whenever he saw him on television, and yet had never, in person, congratulated him on the success of an investigation. o o o He sat on that rock for over two hours, and when he got up to go back into town, his mind was made up. He would not go to visit his father. The sight of him would surely have made his father realize how gravely ill he was. It would have made things worse. Anyway, he didnt really know if his father would be happy to see him. Montalbano, moreover, had a fear, a horror, of the dying. He wasnt sure he could stand the fear and horror of seeing his father die. On the brink of collapse, he might run away. o o o When he got back to Marinella he still had that harsh, heavy feeling of weariness inside. He undressed, put on his bathing suit, and dived into the sea. He swam until his legs began to cramp. Returning home, he realized he was in no condition to go to the commissioners for dinner. Hello? Montalbano here. Im very sorry, but You cant come? No, Im really very sorry. Work? Why not tell him the truth? No, Mr. Commissioner. Its my father. Somebody sent me a letter. It looks like hes dying. At first the commissioner said nothing; the inspector only heard him heave a long sigh. Listen, Montalbano. If you want to go see him, even for an extended stay, go ahead, dont worry about anything. Ill find a temporary replacement for you. No, Im not going. Thanks anyway. Again the commissioner didnt speak. He must have been shocked by some of the inspectors words; but he was a polite, old-fashioned man, and did not bring the subject up again. Montalbano, I feel awkward. Please dont, not with me. Do you remember I said I had two things to say to you at dinner? Of course. Well, Ill say them to you over the phone, even though, as I said, I feel awkward doing so. And this probably isnt the most appropriate moment, but Im afraid you might find out from another source, like the newspapers. . . . You dont know this, of course, but almost a year ago I put in a request for early retirement. Oh God, dont tell me they Yes, they granted it. But why do you want to retire? Because I no longer feel in step with the world, and because I feel tired. To me, the betting service for soccer matches is still called Sisal. The inspector didnt understand. Im sorry, I dont get it. What do you call it? Totocalcio. You see? Therein lies the difference. A while ago, some journalist accused Montanelli of being too old, and as proof, he cited the fact that Montanelli still called Totocalcio Sisal, as he used to call it thirty years ago. But that doesnt mean anything! It was only a wise-crack! It means a lot, Montalbano, a lot. It means unconsciously holding on to the past, not wanting to see certain changes, even rejecting them. And I was barely a year away from retirement, anyway. Ive still got my parents house in La Spezia, which Ive been having refurbished. If you like, when you come to Genoa to see Miss Livia, you can drop in on us. And when are When am I leaving? Whats todays date? The twelfth of May. I officially leave my job on the tenth of August. The commissioner cleared his throat, and the inspector understood that they had now come to the second thing, which was perhaps harder to say. About the other matter . . . He was hesitant, clearly. Montalbano bailed him out. It couldnt possibly be worse than what you just told me. Its about your promotion. No! Listen to me, Montalbano. Your position can no longer be justified. In addition, now that Ive been granted early retirement, Im not, well, in a strong bargaining position. I have to recommend your promotion, and there wont be any obstacles. Will I be transferred? Theres a ninety-nine percent chance of it. Bear in mind that if I didnt recommend you for the appointment, with all your successes, the ministry might see that in a nega-tive light and could end up transferring you anyway, but without a promotion. Couldnt you use a raise? The inspectors brain was running at full speed, smoking, in fact, trying to find a possible solution. He glimpsed one and pounced on it. And what if, from this moment on, I no longer arrested anyone? I dont understand. I mean, what if I pretend not to solve any more cases, if I mishandle investigations, if I let slip rubbish, Montalbano, the only thing youre letting slip is idiocies. I just dont understand. Every time I talk to you about promotion, you suddenly regress and start reason-ing like a child. o o o He killed an hour lolling about the house, putting some books back on the shelf and dusting the glass over the five engravings he owned, which Adelina never did. He did not turn on the television. He looked at his watch: almost ten p.m. He got in his car and drove to Montelusa. The three cinemas were showing the Taviani brothers Elective Affinities , Bertoluccis Stealing Beauty , and Travels with Goofy . Without the slightest hesitation, he chose the cartoons. The theater was empty. He went back to the man who had torn his ticket. Theres nobody there! Youre there. What do you want, company? Its late. At this hour, all the little kids are asleep. Youre the only one still awake. He had so much fun that, at one moment, he caught himself laughing out loud in the empty theater. o o o There comes a moment he thought when you realize your life has changed. But when did it happen? you ask yourself. And you have no answer. Unnoticed events kept accumulating until, one day, a transformation occurredor perhaps they were perfectly visible events, whose importance and consequences, however, you never took into account. You ask yourself over and over, but the answer to that when never comes. As if it mattered! Montalbano, for his part, had a precise answer to that question. My life changed, he would have said, on the twelfth of May. o o o Beside the front door to his house, Montalbano had recently had a small lamp installed that went on automatically when night fell. It was by the light of this lamp that he saw, from the main road, a car stopped in the clearing in front of the house. He turned onto the small lane leading to the house, and pulled up a few inches from the other car. As he expected, it was a metallic gray BMW. Its license-plate number was am 237 gw. But there wasnt a soul to be seen. The man whod driven it there was surely hiding somewhere nearby. Montalbano decided it was best to feign indifference. He stepped out of the car,whistling,reclosed the door,and saw somebody waiting for him. He hadnt noticed him earlier because the man was standing on the far side of the car and was so small in stature that his head did not exceed the height of the cars roof. Practically a midget, or not much more than one. Well dressed, and wearing small, gold-rimmed glasses. Youve made me wait a long time, the little man said, coming forward. Montalbano, keys in hand, moved towards the front door. The quasi-midget stepped in front of him, shaking a kind of identity card. My papers, he said. The inspector pushed aside the little hand holding the documents, opened the door, and went inside. The man followed behind him. I am Colonel Lohengrin Pera, said the elf. The inspector stopped dead in his tracks, as if someone had pressed the barrel of a gun between his shoulder blades. He turned slowly around and looked the colonel up and down. His parents must have given him that name to compensate somehow for his stature and surname. Montalbano felt fascinated by the colonels little shoes, which he must surely have had made to measure; they wouldnt even have fit in the sottouomo category, as the shoemakers called itthat is, for sub-men. And yet the services had enlisted him, so he must have been tall enough to make the grade. His eyes, however, behind the lenses, were lively, attentive, dangerous. Montalbano felt certain he was looking at the brains behind the Moussa affair. He went into the kitchen, still followed by the colonel, put the mullets in tomato sauce that Adelina had made for him into the oven, and started setting the table, without once opening his mouth. On the table was a seven-hundred-page book hed bought from a bookstall and had never opened. Hed been drawn by the title: The Metaphysics of Partial Being . He picked it up, stood on tiptoe, and put it on the shelf, pressing the button on the videocamera. As if somebody had said roll em, Colonel Lohengrin Pera sat down in the right chair. 2 4 5 0p> 18 Montalbano took a good half hour to eat his mullets, either because he wanted to savor them as they deserved, or to give the colonel the impression that he didnt give a flying fuck about what the man might have to say to him. He didnt even offer him a glass of wine. He acted as if he were alone, to the point where he even once burped out loud. For his part, Lohengrin Pera, once hed sat down, had stopped moving, limiting himself to staring at the inspector with beady, viperlike eyes. Only when Montalbano had downed a demitasse of espresso did the colonel begin to speak. You understand, of course, why Ive come to see you. The inspector stood up, went into the kitchen, placed the little cup in the sink, and returned. Im playing aboveboard, the colonel continued, after waiting for him to return. Its probably the best way, with you. Thats why I chose to come in that car, for which you twice requested information on the owner. From his jacket pocket he withdrew two sheets of paper, which Montalbano recognized as the faxes hed sent to Automobile Registration. Only you already knew who the car belonged to; your commissioner must certainly have told you its license number was cloaked. So, since you sent me these faxes anyway, it must mean their intention was more than simply to request information, however imprudently. I therefore became convincedcorrect me if Im wrongthat for your own reasons, you wanted us to come out into the open. So here I am: your wish has been granted. Would you excuse me a minute? Montalbano asked. Without waiting for an answer, he got up, went into the kitchen, and returned with a plate on which was a huge, hard piece of Sicilian cassata ice cream. The colonel settled in pa-tiently and waited for him to eat it. Please continue, said the inspector. I cant eat it when its like this. It has to melt a little first. Before we go any further, resumed the colonel, who apparently had very strong nerves, let me clarify something. In your second fax, you mention the murder of a woman named Aisha. We had absolutely nothing to do with that death. It must surely have been an unfortunate accident. If shed needed to be eliminated, we would have done so immediately. I dont doubt it. I was well aware of that too. So why did you state otherwise in your fax? Just to turn up the heat. Right. Have you read the writings and speeches of Mussolini? Hes not one of my favorite authors. In one of his last writings, Mussolini says that the people should be treated like a donkey, with a carrot and a stick. Always so original, that Mussolini! You know something? What? My grandfather used to say the same thing. He was a peasant and, since he wasnt Mussolini, he was referring only to the ass, the donkey, that is. May I continue the metaphor? By all means! Your faxes, as well as your having persuaded Vice-Commissioner Valente of Maz?ra to interrogate the captain of the fishing boat and the head of the prefects cabinet, these and other things were the stick you used to flush us out. So where does the carrot come in? The carrot consists in the declarations you made at the press conference you held after arresting Mrs. Lap?cora for the murder of her husband. You could have dragged us into that one by the hair, but you didnt. You were careful to keep that crime within the confines of jealousy and greed. Still, that was a menacing carrot; it said Colonel, I suggest you drop the metaphor; at this point weve got a talking carrot. Fine.You, with that press conference, wanted us to know that you had other information in your possession which, at that moment, you were unwilling to show. Am I right? The inspector extended a spoon towards the ice cream, filled it, and brought it to his mouth. Its still hard, he said to Lohengrin Pera. You discourage me, the colonel commented, but he went on. Anyway, since were laying our cards on the table, will you tell me everything you know about the case? What case? The killing of Ahmed Moussa. Hed succeeded in making him say that name openly, as duly recorded by the tape in the videocamera. No. Why not? Because I love the sound of your voice, the way you speak. May I have a glass of water? To all appearances, Lohengrin Pera was perfectly calm and controlled, but inside he was surely close to the boiling point. The request for water was a clear sign. Go get it yourself in the kitchen. While the colonel fussed about in the kitchen with the glass and faucet, Montalbano, who was looking at him from behind, noticed a bulge under his jacket, beside the right buttock. Want to bet the midget is armed with a gun twice his size? He decided not to take any chances and brought a very sharp knife, which he had used to cut the bread, closer to him. Ill be explicit and brief, Lohengrin Pera began, sitting down and wiping his lips with a tiny handkerchief, an embroidered postage stamp. A little more than two years ago, our counterparts in Tunis asked us to collaborate with them on a delicate operation aimed at neutralizing a dangerous terrorist, whose name you had me repeat just a moment ago. Im sorry, said Montalbano, but I have a very limited vocabulary. By neutralizing do you mean physically eliminating? Call it whatever you like. We discussed the matter with our superiors, naturally, and were ordered not to collaborate. But then, less than a month later, we found ourselves in a very unpleasant position, where it was we who had to ask our friends in Tunis for help. What a coincidence! Montalbano exclaimed. Yes. Without any questions, they gave us the help we wanted, and so we found ourselves morally indebted No! Montalbano yelled. Lohengrin Pera gave a start. Whats wrong? he asked. You said: morally indebted. As you wish. Lets say merely indebted, without the adverb, all right? But excuse me; before going on, I have to make a telephone call. I keep forgetting. Be my guest, the inspector said, gesturing towards the phone. Thanks; Ive got a cell phone. Lohengrin Pera was not armed. The bulge on his buttock was his portable phone. He punched in a number that Montalbano was unable to read. Hello? This is Pera. Alls well, were talking. He turned off the cellular and left it on the table. Our colleagues in Tunis discovered that Ahmeds favorite sister, Karima, had been living in Sicily for years, and that, through her work, she had a vast circle of acquaintances. Vast, no, Montalbano corrected him. Select, yes. She was a respectable prostitute; she inspired confidence. Ahmeds right-hand man, Fahrid, suggested to his chief that they establish a base of operations in Sicily and avail themselves of Karimas services. Ahmed rather trusted Fahrid; he didnt know hed been bought by the Tunisian secret services. With our discreet assistance, Fahrid came here and made contact with Karima, who, after a careful review of her clients, chose Lap?cora. Perhaps by threatening to inform his wife of their relationship, Karima forced Lap?cora to reopen his old import-export business, which turned out to be an excellent cover. Fahrid was able to communicate with Ahmed by writing coded business letters to an imaginary company in Tunis. By the way, in your press conference you said that at a certain point Lap?cora wrote anonymously to his wife, informing her of his liaison. Why did he do that? Because he smelled something fishy in the whole arrangement. Do you think he suspected the truth? Of course not! At the most, he probably thought they were trafficking drugs. If hed discovered he was at the center of an international intrigue, hed have been killed on the spot. I agree. At first, our primary concern was to keep the impatience of the Tunisians in check. But we also wanted to be certain that, once we put the bait in the water, the fish would bite. Excuse me, but who was the blond young man who showed up now and then with Fahrid? The colonel looked at him with admiration. You know that too? Hes one of our men who would periodically go and check up on things. And while he was at it, he would fuck Karima. These things happen. Finally Fahrid persuaded Ahmed to come to Italy by tempting him with the prospect of a big weapons shipment. As always with our invisible protection, Ahmed Moussa arrived at Maz?ra, according to Fahrids instructions. Under pressure from the chief of the prefects cabinet, the captain of the fishing boat agreed to take Ahmed aboard, since the meeting between Ahmed and the imaginary arms dealer was supposed to take place on the open sea. Without the slightest suspicion, Ahmed Moussa walked into the trap. He even lit a cigarette, as hed been told to do, so that they might better recognize each other. But Commendator Spadaccia, the cabinet chief, made a big mistake. He hadnt warned the captain that it would not be a clandestine meeting, but an ambush, said Montalbano. You could say that. The captain, as hed been told to do, threw Ahmeds papers into the sea and divided the seventy million lire the Arab had in his pocket with the rest of the crew. Then, instead of returning to Maz?ra, he changed course. He had his doubts about us. Oh? You see, we had steered our motor patrols away from the scene of the action, and the captain knew this. If thats the situation, he must have thought, whos to say I wont run into something on the way back ina missile, a mine, even another motor patrol that would sink my boat to destroy all trace of the operation? Thats why he came to Vig?ta. He was shuffling the cards. Had he guessed right? In what sense? Was there someone or something waiting for the fishing boat? Come now, Montalbano! That would have been a useless massacre! And you engage only in useful massacres, is that it? And how do you plan to keep the crew quiet? With the carrot and the stick, to quote again that writer you dont appreciate. In any case, Ive said everything I had to say. No. What do you mean, no? I mean: thats not everything. You have very cleverly taken me out to sea, but I havent forgotten those left behind on land. Fahrid, for example. He must have learned, from one of your informers, that Ahmed had been killed; but the fishing boat had docked at Vig?ta, inexplicablyfor him. This troubled him. At any rate, he must now proceed to the second part of his assignment. That is, neutralizing, as you put it, Lap?cora. So he shows up at the guys front door and, to his amazement and alarm, finds out that somebody got there first. And so he shits in his pants. I beg your pardon? He gets scared, he no longer knows what is happening. Like the captain of the fishing boat, he thinks your people are behind it. It looks to him like youve begun removing from circulation everyone who was in some way involved in the operation. For a moment, perhaps, he suspects it might have been Karima who did away with Lap?cora. You may not know this, but Karima, under orders from Fahrid, forced Lap?cora to hide her in his apartment; Fahrid didnt want Lap?cora to get any brilliant ideas during those critical hours. Fahrid, however, didnt know that once shed carried out her mission, Karima had gone back home. In any event, at some point that morning, Fahrid met up with Karima, and the two must have had a violent argument in the course of which he told her that her brother had been killed. Karima then tried to escape. She failed, and she was murdered. She would have had to be eliminated anyway, at some later point, on the quiet. As Id suspected, said Lohengrin Pera, youve figured it all out. Now I ask you to pause and think. You, like me, are a loyal, devoted servant of our state. And so Stick it up your ass, Montalbano said softly. I dont understand. Let me repeat: you can take our state and stick it up your ass. You and I have diametrically opposed concepts of what it means to be a servant of the state. For all intents and purposes, we serve two different states. So I beg you please not to liken your work to mine. So now you want to play Don Quixote, Montalbano? Every community needs someone to wash the toilets. But this does not mean that those who wash the toilets are not part of the community. Montalbano felt his rage growing; one more word would surely have been a mistake. He reached out with one hand, brought the dish of ice cream nearer, and began to eat. By now Lohengrin Pera had got used to the ritual, and once Montalbano started nibbling the ice cream, he stopped talking. Karima was killed, correct? asked Montalbano after a few spoonfuls. Unfortunately, yes. Fahrid was afraid that Im not interested in why. Im interested in the fact that she was killed by the authority of a loyal servant of the state such as yourself. How would you call this specific case, neutralization or murder? Montalbano, you cant use the standard of common morality Colonel, I already warned you once: do not speak of morality in my presence. I merely meant that sometimes, the reason of state Thats enough, said Montalbano, who had wolfed down the ice cream in four angry bites. Then, suddenly, he slapped his forehead. What time is it, anyway? The colonel looked at his wristwatch, a dainty, precious item that looked like a childs toy. Its already two oclock. Why on earth hasnt Fazio arrived? Montalbano asked himself, pretending to be worried. Then he added: I have to make a phone call. He got up, went over to the phone on his desk two yards away, and started speaking in a loud voice so that Lohengrin Pera would hear everything. Hello, Fazio? Montalbano here. Fazio, drowsy with sleep, spoke with difficulty. Chief. What is it? Come on, did you forget about the arrest? What arrest? said Fazio, at sea. The arrest of Simone Fileccia. Simone Fileccia had been arrested the day before, by Fazio himself. And, in fact, Fazio understood at once. What should I do? Come pick me up at my place, and well go get him. Should I bring my own car? No, better make it a squad car. Ill be right there. Wait. The inspector put his hand over the receiver and turned to the colonel. How much more time will this take? Thats up to you, said Lohengrin Pera. Be here in, say, twenty minutes or so, the inspector said to Fazio, not before. I have to finish talking to a friend. He hung up, sat back down. The colonel smiled. Since weve got so little time, tell me your price immediately, if youll forgive the expression. I come cheap, very cheap, said Montalbano. Im listening. Two things, thats all. Within a week, I want Karimas body to turn up, and in such a way that there can be no mistake as to its identification. A billy club to the head would have had less effect on Lohengrin Pera. Opening and closing his mouth, he gripped the edge of the table with his tiny hands, as if afraid he might fall out of his chair. Why? he managed to utter with the voice of a silkworm. None of your fucking business, was the firm, blunt reply. The colonel shook his little head from left to right and right to left, looking like a spring puppet. Its not possible. Why? We dont know where she was . . . buried. And who does know? Fahrid. Has Fahrid been neutralized? You know, Im starting to like that word. No. Hes gone back to Tunisia. Then theres no problem. Just get in touch with his playmates in Tunis. No, the midget said firmly. The matter has been put to rest at this point.We have nothing to gain by stirring things up again with the discovery of a corpse. No, its not possible. Ask me anything you like, but that is one thing we cannot grant you. Aside from the fact that I cant see the purpose of it. Too bad, said Montalbano, getting up. Automatically, Lohengrin Pera also stood up, in spite of himself. But he wasnt the type to give in easily. Well, just for curiositys sake, would you tell me what your second demand is? Certainly. The commissioner of Vig?ta has put in a request for my promotion to vice-commissioner We shall have no problem whatsoever having it accepted, said the colonel, relieved. What about having it rejected? Montalbano could distinctly hear Lohengrin Peras world crumble and fall to pieces on top of him, and he saw the colonel hunch over as if trying to shield himself from a sudden explosion. You are totally insane, said the colonel, sincerely terrified. Youve just noticed? Listen, you can do whatever you like, but I cannot give in to your demand to turn up the body. Absolutely not. Shall we see how the tape came out? Montalbano asked politely. What tape? said Lohengrin Pera, confused. Montalbano went over to the bookcase, stood up on tiptoe, took out the videocamera, and showed it to the colonel. Jesus! said the colonel, collapsing in a chair. He was sweating. Montalbano, for your own good, I implore you . . . But the man was a snake, and he behaved like a snake. As he appeared to be begging the inspector not to do anything stupid, his hand had moved ever so slightly and was now within reach of the cell phone. Fully aware that he would never make it out of there alone, he wanted to call for rein-forcements. Montalbano let him get another centimeter closer to the phone, then sprang. With one hand he sent the cell phone flying from the table, with the other he struck the colonel hard in the face. Lohengrin Pera flew all the way across the room, eyeglasses falling, then slammed against the far wall back first, and slid to the ground. Montalbano slowly drew near and, as hed seen done in a movie about Nazis, crushed the colonels little glasses with his heel. 2 5 9 0p> 19 And while he was at it, he went for broke, pounding the cell phone violently into the ground with his heel until hed half-pulverized it. He finished the job with a hammer he kept in his tool drawer. Then he approached the colonel, who was still on the floor, groaning feebly. As soon as he saw the inspector in front of him, Lohengrin Pera shielded his face with his forearms, as children do. Enough, for pitys sake, he implored. What kind of man was he? A punch in the face and a trickle of blood from his split lip, and hes reduced to this? Montalbano grabbed him by the lapels of his jacket, lifted him up, and sat him down. With a trembling hand, Lohengrin Pera wiped away the blood with his embroidered postage stamp, closed his eyes, and appeared to faint. Its just that . . . blood . . . I cant stand the sight of it, he muttered. Yours or other peoples? Montalbano inquired. He went into the kitchen, grabbed a half-full bottle of whisky and a glass, and set these in front of the colonel. Im a teetotaler. Montalbano felt a little calmer now, having let off some steam. If the colonel, he thought, wanted to phone for help, then the people who were supposed to come to his rescue must certainly be in the neighborhood, just a few minutes drive from the house. That was the real danger. He heard the doorbell ring. Chief ? Its me, Fazio. He opened the door halfway. Listen, Fazio, I have to finish talking to that person I mentioned. Wait in the car. Ill call you when I need you. But be careful: there may be some people in the area who are up to no good. Stop anyone you see approaching the house. He shut the door and sat back down in front of Lohengrin Pera, who seemed lost in dejection. Now try to understand me, because soon you wont be able to understand anything anymore. What do you intend to do to me? asked the colonel, turning pale. No blood, dont worry. Ive got you in the palm of my hand, I hope you realize that. You were foolish enough to blab the whole story in front of a videocamera. If I have the tape aired on TV, its going to kick up such a fucking row on the international scene that youll be selling chickpea sandwiches on a street corner before its all over. If, on the other hand, you let Karimas body be found and block my promotionand make no mistake, the two things go hand in handI give you my word of honor that Ill destroy the tape. You have no choice but to trust me. Have I made myself clear? Lohengrin Pera nodded his little head yes, and at that moment the inspector realized that the knife had disappeared from the table. The colonel must have seized it when he was talking to Fazio. Tell me something, said Montalbano. Are there such things, that you know of, as poisonous worms? Pera gave him a questioning look. For your own good, put down the knife youre holding inside your jacket. Without a word, the colonel obeyed and set the knife down on the table. Montalbano opened the whisky bottle, filled the glass to the brim, and held it out to Lohengrin Pera, who recoiled with a grimace of disgust. Ive already told you Im a teetotaler. Drink. I cant, believe me. Squeezing the colonels cheeks with the thumb and forefinger of his left hand, Montalbano forced him to open his mouth. o o o Fazio heard the inspector call for him after waiting some forty-five minutes in the car, as he was starting to drift off into a leaden sleep. Upon entering the house, he immediately saw a drunken midget, who had vomited all over himself to boot. Unable to stand on his feet, the midget, leaning first against a chair and then against the wall, was trying to sing Celeste Aida . On the floor, Fazio noticed a pair of glasses and a cell phone, both smashed to pieces. On the table were an empty bottle of whisky, a glass, also empty, and three or four sheets of paper and identity cards. Listen closely, Fazio, said the inspector. Im going to tell you exactly what happened here, in case anybody questions you. I was returning home this evening, around midnight, when I saw, at the top of the lane that leads to my house, this mans car, a BMW, blocking my path. He was completely drunk. I brought him home with me because he was in no condition to drive. He had no identification in his pockets, nothing. After several attempts to sober him up, I called you for help. Got it, said Fazio. Now, heres the plan. Youre going to pick him uphe doesnt weigh much, in any caseput him in his BMW, get behind the wheel, and put him in a holding cell. Ill follow behind you in the squad car. And how are you going to get back home afterwards? Youll have to drive me back. Sorry. Tomorrow morning, as soon as you see hes recovered his senses, youre to set him free. o o o Back at home, he removed the pistol from the glove com-partment of his car where he always kept it, and stuck it in his belt. Then he took a broom and swept up all the frag-ments of Lohengrin Peras cell phone and glasses, and wrapped them in a sheet of newspaper. He took the little shovel that Mim? had given Fran?ois and dug two deep holes almost directly below the veranda. In one he put the bundle and covered it up, in the other he dumped the papers and documents, now shredded into little pieces. These he sprinkled with gasoline and set on fire. When they had turned to ash, he covered up this hole as well. The sky was beginning to lighten. He went into the kitchen, brewed a pot of strong coffee, and drank it. Then he shaved and took a shower. He wanted to be completely relaxed when he sat down to enjoy the videotape. He put the little cassette inside the bigger one, as Nicol? had instructed him to do, then turned on the TV and the VCR. After a few seconds with the screen still blank, he got up and checked the appliances, certain hed made some wrong connection. He was utterly hopeless with this sort of thing, to say nothing of computers, which terrified him. Nothing doing this time, either. He popped out the larger cassette, opened it, looked at it. The little cassette seemed poorly inserted, so he pushed it all the way in. He put the whole package back into the VCR. Still nothing on the goddamn screen. What the hell wasnt working? As he was asking himself this, he froze, seized by doubt. He dashed to the phone. Hello? answered the voice at the other end, pronounc-ing each letter with tremendous effort. Nicol?? This is Montalbano. Who the hell else could it be, Jesus fucking Christ? I have to ask you something. Do you know what time it is? Im sorry, really sorry. Remember the videocamera you lent me? Yeah? Which button was I supposed to push to record? The top one or the bottom one? The top one, asshole. Hed pushed the wrong button. o o o He got undressed again, put on his bathing suit, bravely entered the freezing water, and began to swim. After tiring and turning over to float on his back, he started thinking that it was not, in the end, so terrible that he hadnt recorded anything. The important thing was that the colonel believed he had and would continue to do so. He returned to shore, went back in the house, threw himself down on the bed, still wet, and fell asleep. o o o When he woke up it was past nine, and he had the distinct impression he couldnt go back to work and resume his everyday chores. He decided to inform Mim?. Hallo! Hallo! Whoozat talkin onna line? Its Montalbano, Cat. Izzat really n truly you in person, sir? Its really and truly me in person. Let me speak with In spector Augello. Hello, Salvo. Where are you? At home. Listen, Mim?, I dont think I can come in to work. Are you sick? No. I just dont feel up to it, not today nor tomorrow. I need to rest for four or five days. Can you cover for me? Of course. Thanks. Wait. Dont hang up. What is it? Im a little concerned, Salvo. Youve been acting weird for the last couple of days. Whats the matter with you? Dont make me start worrying about you. Mim?, I just need a little rest, thats all. Where will you go? I dont know yet. Ill call you later. o o o Actually, he knew exactly where he would go. He packed his bag in five minutes, then took a little longer to select which books to bring along. He left a note in block letters for Adelina, the housekeeper, informing her hed be back within a week. When he arrived at the trattoria in Maz?ra, they greeted him like the prodigal son. The other day, I believe I understood that you rent rooms. Yes, weve got five upstairs. But its the off-season now, so only one of ems rented. They showed him a room, spacious and bright and looking straight onto the sea. He lay down on the bed, brain emptied of thoughts, chest swelling with a kind of happy melancholy. He was loosing the moorings, ready to sail out to the country of sleep, when he heard a knock on the door. Come in, its unlocked. The cook appeared in the doorway. He was a big man of considerable heft, about forty, with dark eyes and skin. What are you doing? Arent you coming down? I heard you were here and so I made something for you that . . . What the cook had made, Montalbano couldnt hear, because a sweet, soft melody, a heavenly tune, had started playing in his ears. o o o For the last hour hed been watching a rowboat slowly approaching the shore. On it was a man rowing in sharply rhythmic, vigorous strokes. The boat had also been sighted by the owner of the trattoria; Montalbano heard him cry out: Luic?! The cavalieres coming back! The inspector then saw Luicino, the restaurateurs sixteen-year-old son, enter the water to push the boat up onto the sand so the passenger wouldnt get his feet wet. The cavaliere, whose name Montalbano did not know, was smartly dressed, tie and all. On his head he wore a white Panama hat, with the requisite black band. Cavaliere, did you catch anything? the restaurateur asked him. A pain in the ass, thats what I caught. He was a thin, nervy man, about seventy years old. Later, Montalbano heard him bustling about in the room next to his. o o o I set a table over here, said the cook as soon as Montalbano appeared for dinner, and he led him into a tiny room with space for only two tables. The inspector felt grateful for this, since the big dining room was booming with the voices and laughter of a large gathering. Ive set it for two, the cook continued. Do you have any objection if Cavaliere Pintacuda eats with you? He certainly did have an objection: he feared he would have to talk while eating. A few minutes later, the gaunt septuagenarian introduced himself with a bow. Liborio Pintacuda, and Im not a cavaliere, he said, sitting down. Theres something I must tell you, even at the risk of appearing rude, the non-cavaliere continued. I, when Im talking, do not eat. Conversely, when Im eating, I dont talk. Welcome to the club, said Montalbano, sighing with relief. The pasta with crab was as graceful as a first-rate balle-rina, but the stuffed bass in saffron sauce left him breathless, almost frightened. Do you think this kind of miracle could ever happen again? he asked Pintacuda, gesturing towards his now empty plate. They had both finished and therefore recovered the power of speech. Itll happen again, dont worry, just like the miracle of the blood of San Gennaro, said Pintacuda. Ive been coming here for years, and never, I repeat, never, has Taninos cooking let me down. At a top-notch restaurant, a chef like Tanino would be worth his weight in gold, the inspector commented. Yes he would. Last year, a Frenchman passed this way, the owner of a famous Parisian restaurant. He practically got down on his knees and begged Tanino to come to Paris with him. But there was no persuading him. Tanino says this is where hes from, and this is where hell die. Someone must surely have taught him to cook like that. He cant have been born with that gift. You know, up until ten years ago, Tanino was a small-time crook. Petty theft, drug dealing. Always in and out of jail. Then, one night, the Blessed Virgin appeared to him. Are you joking? I try hard not to. As he tells it, the Virgin took his hands in hers, looked him in the eye, and declared that from the next day forward, he would become a great chef. Come on! You, for example, knew nothing of this story of the Virgin, and yet after eating the bass, you specifically used the word miracle. But I can see you dont believe in the super-natural, so Ill change subject. What brings you to these parts, Inspector? Montalbano gave a start. He hadnt told anyone there what he did for a living. I saw your press conference on television, after you arrested that woman for killing her husband, Pintacuda explained. Please dont tell anybody who I am. But they all know who you are, Inspector. Since theyve gathered that you dont like to be recognized, however, they play dumb. And what do you do of interest? I used to be a professor of philosophy. If you can call teaching philosophy interesting. Isnt it? Not at all. The kids get bored. They no longer care enough to learn how Hegel or Kant thought about things. Philosophy instruction should probably be replaced with some subject like, I dont know, Basic Management. Then it still might mean something. Basic management of what? Life, my friend. Do you know what Benedetto Croce writes in his Memoirs ? He says that he learned from experience to consider life a serious matter, as a problem to be solved. Seems obvious, doesnt it? But its not. One would have to explain to young people, philosophically, what it means, for example, to smash their car into another car one Saturday night. And to tell them how, philosophically, this could be avoided. But well have time to discuss all this. Im told youll be staying here a few days. Yes. Do you live alone? For the fifteen days I spend here, very much alone. The rest of the time I live in a big old house in Trapani with my wife and four daughters, all married, and eight grandchil-dren, who, when theyre not at school, are with me all day. At least once every three months I escape and come here, leaving no phone number or forwarding address. I cleanse myself, take the waters of solitude. For me this place is like a clinic where I detoxify myself of an excess of sentiment. Do you play chess? o o o On the afternoon of the following day, as he was lying in bed reading Sciascias Council of Egypt for the twentieth time, it occurred to him that hed forgotten to tell Valente about the odd agreement hed made with the colonel. The matter might prove dangerous for his colleague in Maz?ra if he were to continue investigating. He went downstairs where there was a telephone. Valente? Montalbano here. Salvo, where the hell are you? I asked for you at the office and they said they had no news of you. Why were you looking for me? Has something come up? Yes. The commissioner called me out of the blue this morning to tell me my request for a transfer had been accepted. Theyre sending me to Sestri. Valentes wife, Giulia, was from Sestri, and her parents also lived there. Until now, every time the vice-commissioner had asked to be transferred to Liguria, his request had been denied. Didnt I say that something good would come out of this affair? Montalbano reminded him. Do you think? Of course. Theyre getting you out of their hair, in such a way that you wont object. And theyre right. When does the transfer take effect? Immediately. See? Ill come say good-bye before you leave. Lohengrin Pera and his little gang of playmates had moved very fast. It remained to be seen whether this was a good or a bad sign. He needed to do a foolproof test. If they were in such a hurry to put the matter to rest, then surely they had wasted no time in sending him a message as well. The Italian bureaucracy, usually slow as a snail, becomes lightning-quick when it comes to screwing the citizen. With this well-known truth in mind, he called his commissioner. Montalbano! For Gods sake, where have you run off to? Sorry for not letting you know. Ive taken a few days off to rest. I understand. You went to see No. Were you looking for me? Do you need me? Yes, I was looking for you, but I dont need you for anything. Just rest. Do you remember I was supposed to recommend you for a promotion? How could I forget? Well, this morning Commendator Ragusa called me from the Ministry of Justice. Hes a good friend of mine. He told me that, apparently . . . some obstacles have come up of what kind, I have no idea. In short, your promotion has been blocked. Ragusa wouldnt, or couldnt, tell me any more than that. He also made it clear that it was useless, and perhaps even unwise, to insist. Believe me, Im shocked and offended. Not me. Dont I know it! In fact, youre happy, arent you? Doubly happy, Commissioner. Doubly? Ill explain when I see you in person. He set his mind at rest. They were moving in the right direction. o o o The following morning, Liborio Pintacuda, a steaming cup of coffee in hand, woke the inspector up when it was still dark outside. Ill wait for you in the boat. Hed invited him to a useless half day of fishing, and the inspector had accepted. Montalbano put on a pair of jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. Sitting in a boat with a gentleman dressed to the nines, he would have felt silly in a bathing suit. Fishing, for the professor, proved to be exactly like eating. He never opened his mouth, except, every now and then, to curse the fish for not biting. Around nine in the morning, with the sun already high in the sky, Montalbano couldnt hold back any longer. Im losing my father, he said. My condolences, the professor said without looking up from his fishing line. The words seemed flat and inappropriate to the inspector. He hasnt died yet. Hes dying, he clarified. It makes no difference. For you, your father died the very moment you learned he was going to die. Everything else is, so to speak, a bodily formality. Nothing more. Does he live with you? No, hes in another town. By himself ? Yes. And I cant summon the courage to go see him in this state, before he goes. I just cant. The very idea scares me. Ill never have the strength to set foot in the hospital where hes staying. The old man said nothing, limiting himself to replacing the bait the fishes had eaten with many thanks. Then he decided to talk. You know, I happen to have followed an investigation of yours, the one about the terra-cotta dog. In that instance, you abandoned an investigation into some weapons trafficking to throw yourself heart and soul into tracking a crime from fifty years ago, even though solving it wasnt going to yield any practical results. Do you know why you did it? Out of curiosity? Montalbano guessed. No, my friend. It was a very shrewd, intelligent way for you to keep practicing your unpleasant profession, but by escaping from everyday reality. Apparently this everyday reality sometimes becomes too much for you to bear. And so you escape. As I do when I take refuge here. But the moment I go back home, I immediately lose half of the benefit. The fact of your fathers dying is real, but you refuse to confirm it by seeing it in person. Youre like the child who thinks he can blot out the world by closing his eyes. Professor Liborio Pintacuda, at this point, looked the inspector straight in the eye. When will you decide to grow up? 2 7 5 0p> 20 As he was going downstairs for supper, he decided he would head back to Vig?ta the following morning. Hed been away for five days. Luicino had set the table in the usual little room, and Pintacuda was already sitting at his place and waiting for him. Im leaving tomorrow, Montalbano announced. Not me. I need another week of detox. Luicino brought the first course at once, and thereafter their mouths were used only for eating. When the second course arrived, they had a surprise. Meatballs! the professor exclaimed, indignant. Meatballs are for dogs! The inspector kept his cool. The aroma floating up from the dish and into his nose was rich and dense. Whats with Tanino? Is he sick? Pintacuda inquired with a tone of concern. No sir, hes in the kitchen, replied Luicino. Only then did the professor break a meatball in half with his fork and bring it to his mouth. Montalbano hadnt yet made a move. Pintacuda chewed slowly, eyes half closed, and emitted a sort of moan. If one ate something like this at deaths door, hed be happy even to go to Hell, he said softly. The inspector put half a meatball in his mouth, and with his tongue and palate began a scientific analysis that would have put Jacomuzzi to shame. So: fish and, no question, onion, hot pepper, whisked eggs, salt, pepper, breadcrumbs. But two other flavors, hiding under the taste of the butter used in the frying, hadnt yet answered the call. At the second mouthful, he recognized what had escaped him in the first: cumin and coriander. Kofta s ! he shouted in amazement. What did you say? asked Pintacuda. Were eating an Indian dish, executed to perfection. I dont give a damn where its from, said the professor. I only know its a dream. And please dont speak to me again until Ive finished eating. o o o Pintacuda waited for the table to be cleared and then suggested they play their now customary game of chess that, equally customarily, Montalbano always lost. Excuse me a minute; first Id like to say good-bye to Tanino. Ill come with you. The cook was in the process of giving his assistant a serious tongue-lashing for having poorly cleaned the pans. When you do that, they end up tasting like yesterdays food and nobody can tell what theyre eating anymore. Listen, said Montalbano, is it true youve never been outside of Sicily? He must have inadvertently assumed a coplike tone, because Tanino seemed suddenly to have returned to his days as a delinquent. Never, Inspector, I swear! I got witnesses! Therefore he could never have learned that dish from some foreign restaurant. Have you ever had any dealings with Indians? Like in the movies? Redskins? Never mind, said Montalbano. And he said good-bye to the miraculous cook, giving him a hug. o o o In the five days hed been awayas Fazio reported to him nothing of any importance had happened. Carmelo Arnone, the man with the tobacco shop near the train station, had fired four shots at Angelo Cannizzaro, haberdasher, over a woman. Mim? Augello, who happened to be in the area, had courageously confronted the gunman and disarmed him. So, Montalbano commented, Cannizzaro came away with little more than a good scare. It was well known to everyone in town that Carmelo Arnone didnt know how to handle a gun and couldnt even hit a cow at point-blank range. Well, no. He hit him? asked Montalbano, stunned. Actually, Fazio went on to explain, he hadnt hit his target this time either. One of the bullets, though, after striking a lamppost, had ricocheted back and ended up between Cannizzaros shoulder blades. The wound was nothing, the bullet had lost all its force by then. But in no time the rumor had spread all over town that the cowardly Carmelo Arnone had shot Angelo Cannizzaro in the back. So Cannizzaros brother, Pasqualino, who dealt in fava beans and wore glasses with lenses an inch thick, armed himself, tracked down Carmelo Arnone, and shot at him, missing twice. That is, he missed both the target and the identity of the target. Deceived by a strong family resemblance, he had mistaken Carmelos brother Filippo, who owned a fruit-and-vegetable store, for Carmelo himself. As for missing the target, the first shot had ended up God-knows-where, while the second had injured the pinky on the left hand of a shopkeeper from Canicatt? whod come to Vig?ta on business. At this point the pistol had jammed, otherwise Pasqualino Cannizzaro, firing blindly, would surely have wrought another slaughter of the innocents. Ah and, also, there were two robberies, four purse snatch-ings, and three cars torched. Routine stuff. There was a knock at the door, and Tortorella came in after pushing the door open with his foot, arms laden with a good six or seven pounds of papers. Shall we make good use of your time while youre here? Tortor?, you make it sound like Ive been away for a hundred years! Since he never signed anything without first carefully reading what it was about, Montalbano had barely dispatched a couple of pounds of documents when it was already lunchtime. Though he felt some stirring in the pit of his stomach, he decided not to go to the Trattoria San Calogero. He wasnt ready yet to desecrate the memory of Tanino, the cook directly inspired by the Madonna. The betrayal, when it came, would have to be justified, at least in part, by absti-nence. He finished signing papers at eight that evening, with aches not only in his fingers, but in his whole arm. o o o By the time he got home, he was ravenous; in the pit of his stomach there now was a hole. How should he proceed? Should he open the oven and fridge and see what Adelina had made for him? He reasoned that, if going from one restaurant to another could technically be called a betrayal, to go from Tanino to Adelina certainly could not. Rather, it might be better defined as a return to the family fold after an adulterous interlude. The oven was empty. In the fridge he found ten or so olives, three sardines, and a bit of Lampedu-san tuna in a small glass jar. On the kitchen table there was some bread wrapped in paper, next to a note from the housekeeper. Since you didna tell me when you was commin back, I cook and cook and then I gotta thro alla this good food away. Im not gonna cook no more. She didnt want to go on wasting things, clearly, but more importantly, she must have felt offended because he hadnt told her where he was going (All right, so Ima just a maid, sir, but sommatime you treeta me jes like a maid!). He listlessly ate a couple of olives with bread, which he decided to accompany with some of his fathers wine. He turned the television on to the Free Channel. It was time for the news. Nicol? Zito was finishing up a commentary on the arrest of a town councilman in Fela for embezzlement and graft. Then he moved on to the latest stories. On the outskirts of Sommatina, between Caltanissetta and Enna, a womans body had been recovered in an advanced state of decomposition. Montalbano bolted upright in his armchair. The woman had been strangled, stuffed into a bag, and thrown into a rather deep, dry well. Beside her they found a small suitcase that led to the victims identification. Karima Moussa, aged thirty-four, a native of Tunis who had moved to Vig?ta a few years earlier. The photo of Karima and Fran?ois that the inspector had given Nicol? appeared on the screen. Did the viewing audience remember the Free Channels report on the womans disappearance? No trace, meanwhile, had turned up of the little boy, her son. According to Inspector Diliberto, who was conducting the investigation, the killer might have been the Tunisian womans unknown pro-curer. There nevertheless remained, in the inspectors opinion, numerous details to be cleared up. Montalbano whinnied, turned off the TV, and smiled. Lohengrin Pera had kept his word. He stood up, stretched, sat back down, and immediately fell asleep in the armchair. An animal slumber, probably dreamless, like a sack of potatoes. o o o The next morning, from his office, he called the commissioner and invited himself to dinner. Then he called police headquarters in Sommatino. Diliberto? Montalbano here. Im calling from Vig?ta. Hello, colleague. What can I do for you? I wanted to know about that woman you found in the well. Karima Moussa. Yes. Are you absolutely certain about the identification? Without a shadow of a doubt. In her bag, among other things, we found an ATM card from the Banca Agricola di Montelusa. Excuse me for interrupting, but anyone, you see, could have put Let me finish. Three years ago, this woman had an accident for which she was given twelve stitches in her right arm at Montelusa Hospital. It checks out. The scar was still visible despite the bodys advanced state of decomposition. Listen, Diliberto, I just got back to Vig?ta this morning after a few days off. Im short on news and found out about the body on a local TV station. They reported you still had some questions. Not about the identification. But Im certain the woman was killed and buried somewhere else, not where we found her after receiving an anonymous tip. So my question is: Why did they dig her up and move the body? What need was there to do that? What makes you so sure they did? You see, Karimas suitcase was soiled with bodily waste from its first period alongside the corpse. And in order to carry the suitcase to the well where it was found, they wrapped it in newspaper. So? The newspaper was only three days old. Whereas the woman had been killed at least ten days earlier. The coroner would bet his life on it. So I need to figure out why she was moved. And I have no idea; I just cant understand it. Montalbano had an idea, but he couldnt tell his colleague what it was. If only those fuckheads in the secret services could do something right for once! Like the time when, wanting to make people believe that a certain Libyan airplane had crashed in Sila on a specific day, they staged a show of explosions and flames, and then, in the autopsy, it was determined that the pilot had actually died fifteen days earlier from the impact. The flying cadaver. o o o After a simple but elegant dinner, Montalbano and his superior retired to the study. The commissioners wife withdrew in turn to watch television. Montalbanos story was long and so detailed that he didnt even leave out his voluntary crushing of Lohengrin Peras little gold eyeglasses. At a certain point, the report turned into a confession. But the commissioners absolution was slow in coming. He was truly annoyed at having been left out of the game. Im mad at you, Montalbano. You denied me a chance to amuse myself a little before calling it quits. o o o My dear Livia, This letter will surprise you for at least two reasons. The first is the letter itself, my having written it and sent it. Un-written letters Ive sent you by the bushel, at least one a day. I realized that in all these years, Ive only sent you an occa-sional miserly postcard with a few bureaucratic, inspectorly greetings, as you called them. The second reason, which will delight you as much as surprise you, is its content. Since you left exactly fifty-five days ago (as you can see, I keep track), many things have happened, some of which concern us directly. To say they happened, however, is incorrect; it would be more accurate to write that I made them happen. You reproached me once for a certain tendency I have to play God by altering the course of events (for others) through omissions great and small, and even through more or less damnable falsifications. Maybe its true. Actually, it most certainly is. But dont you think this, too, is part of my job? Whatever the case, you should know at once that Im about to tell you of another supposed transgression of mine, one that was aimed, however, at turning a chain of events in our favor, and was therefore not for or against anyone else. But first I want to tell you about Fran?ois. Neither you nor I have even mentioned his name since the last night you spent in Marinella, when you reproached me for not having realized that the boy could become the son we would never have. Whats more, you were hurt by the way I had the child taken from you. But, you see, I was terrified, and with good reason. He had become a dangerous witness, and I was afraid they would make him disappear (or neutralize him, as they say euphemistically). The omission of that name has weighed heavily on our phone conversations, making them evasive and a little loveless. Today I want to make it clear to you that if I never once mentioned Fran?ois before now, it was to keep you from nurturing dangerous illusions. And if Im writing to you about him now, it is because this fear has subsided. Do you remember that morning in Marinella when Fran?ois ran away to look for his mother? Well, as I was walking him home, he told me he didnt want to end up in an orphanage. And I replied that this would never happen. I gave him my word of honor, and we shook on it. I made a promise, and I will keep it at all costs. In these fifty-five days Mim? Augello, on my request, has been calling his sister three times a week to see how the boy is doing. The answers have always been reassuring. The day before yesterday, in Mim?s company, I went to see him (by the way, you ought to write Mim? a letter thanking him for his generosity and friendship). I had a chance to observe Fran?ois for a few minutes while he was playing with Mim?s nephew, whos the same age. He was cheerful and carefree. As soon as he saw me (he recognized me at once), his expression changed. He sort of turned sad. Childrens memories, like those of the elderly, are intermittent. Im sure the thought of his mother had come back to him. He gave me a big hug and then, looking at me with bright, tearless eyeshe doesnt seem to me a boy who cries easilyhe didnt ask me what I was afraid hed ask, that is, if I had any news of Karima. In a soft voice, he said only: Take me to Livia. Not to his mother. To you. He must be convinced hell never see his mother again. And unfortunately, hes right. You know that from the very first, based on unhappy experience, I was convinced that Karima had been murdered. To do what I had in mind, I had to make a dangerous move that would bring the accomplices to her murder out in the open. The next step was to force them to produce the womans body in such a way that, when it was found, it would be certain to be identified. It all went well. And so I was able to act officially on behalf of Fran?ois, who has now been declared motherless. The commissioner was a tremendous help to me, putting all his many acquaintances to work. If Karimas body had not been found, my steps would have surely been hindered by endless bureaucratic red tape, which would have delayed the resolution of our problem for years and years. I realize this letter is getting too long, so Ill change register. 1) In the eyes of the law, Italian as well as Tunisian, Fran?ois is in a paradoxical situation. In fact, hes an orphan who doesnt exist, inasmuch as his birth was never registered either in Sicily or Tunisia. 2) The judge in Montelusa who deals with these questions has sort of straightened out his status, but only for as long as it takes to go through the necessary procedures. He has assigned him temporarily to the care of Mim?s sister. 3) The same judge has informed me that while it is theo-retically possible in Italy for an unmarried woman to adopt a child, in reality its all talk. And he cited the case of an actress who was subjected to years of judicial pronouncements, opin-ions, and decisions, each one contradicting the last. 4) The best way to expedite matters, in the judges opinion, is for us to get married. 5) So get your papers ready. A hug and a kiss. Salvo P.S. A friend of mine in Vig?ta whos a notary will administer a fund of one-half billion lire in Fran?oiss name, which hell be free to use when he comes legally of age. I find it fitting that our son should be officially born the exact moment he sets foot in our house, and more than fitting that he should be helped through life by his real mother, whose money that was. o o o your father is nearing the end do not delay if you ever want to see him again. arcangelo prestifilippo. Hed been expecting these words, but when he read them the dull ache returned, as when hed first found out. Except that now it was compounded by the anguish of knowing what duty required him to do: to bend down over the bed, kiss his fathers forehead, feel his dry, dying breath, look him in the eye, say a few comforting words. Would he have the strength? Drenched in sweat, he thought this must be the inevitable test, if indeed it was true that he must grow up, as Professor Pintacuda had said. I will teach Fran?ois not to fear my death, he thought. And from this thought, which surprised him by the very fact that hed had it, he derived a temporary peace of mind. o o o Right outside the gates of Valmontana, after four straight hours of driving, was a road sign indicating the route to follow for the Clinica Porticelli. He left the car in the well-ordered parking lot and went in. He felt his heart beating right under his Adams apple. My name is Montalbano. Id like to see my father whos staying here. The person behind the desk eyed him for a moment, then pointed to a small waiting room. Please make yourself comfortable. Ill call Dr. Brancato for you. He sat down in an armchair and picked up one of the magazines that lay on a small table. He put it back down at once. His hands were so sweaty they had wet the cover. The doctor, a very serious-looking man of about fifty in a white smock, came in and held out his hand to him. Mr. Montalbano? I am very, very sorry to have to tell you that your father died peacefully two hours ago. Thank you, said Montalbano. The doctor looked at him, slightly bewildered. But it wasnt him the inspector was thanking. 2 8 9 AU T H O R S N OT E One critic, when reviewing my book The Terra-Cotta Dog , wrote that Vig?ta, the nonexistent town in which all my novels are set, is the most invented city of the most typical Sicily. I cite these words in support of the requisite declaration that all names, places, and situations in this book have been invented out of whole cloth. Even the license plate. If fantasy has somehow coincided with reality, the blame, in my opinion, lies with reality. The novel is dedicated to Flem. He liked stories like this. 2 9 1 N OT ES 1 sardines a beccafico: Sarde a beccafico are a famous Sicilian spe-cialty named after a small bird, the beccafico ( Sylvia borin , garden war-bler in English), which is particularly fond of figs; indeed the name beccafico means fig-pecker. The headless, cleaned sardines are stuffed with saut?ed breadcrumbs, pinenuts, sultana raisins, and anchovies, then rolled up in such a way that, when removed from the oven, they resemble the bird. 6 the prefect: The prefetto is the local representative of the central Italian government; one is assigned to each province. They are part of the national, not local bureaucracy. 29 alalonga allagrodolce: Alalonga (literally longwing) is a particularly delicious species of small tuna. Allagrodolce means sweet and sour, and in this case involves saut?ing a small steak of the fish in a sauce of vinegar, oil, sugar, and parsley. 29 The Northern League . . . towards secession: The Lega Nord is a right-wing political party based in the northern regions of Italy (Lombardy,Veneto, Piedmont) and known for its prejudices against foreign immigrants and southern Italians. Until recently they had been threatening to constitute a separate national entity under the historically dubious name of Padania (after the Po River, which runs from the Piedmont through Lombardy and the Veneto), and to secede from the Italian republic. 2 9 3 N O T E S 38 They spread their hands apart, looking sorrowful: Spreading the hands apart, palms open, is a gesture typical of southern Italians and seen often among Italian Americans, most notably Al Pacino in many of his movie roles. It usually expresses helplessness and resignation to fate. 39 A smell of stale perfume, burnt straw in color: As seen in the first two novels, Montalbano synesthetically associates colors with smells. 51 E te lo vojo d? che s? stato io: b>And I want to say that it was me. The lines are a refrain from a popular Italian song of the early 1970s by the Fratelli DeAngelis. In it a man confesses to a friend that it was he who committed an unsolved crime of passion some thirty years before, and that he has kept the truth inside him all these years.p> 51 goat-tied: The Sicilian word is incaprettato (containing the word for goat, capra ), and it refers to a particularly cruel method of execution used by the Mafia, where the victim, facedown, has a rope looped around his neck and then tied to his feet, which are raised behind his back, as in hog-tying. Fatigue eventually forces him to lower his feet, strangling himself in the process. 69 Italy is a Republic founded on construction work: A send-up of the first sentence of the Italian constitution: Italy is a Republic founded on work. 73 a gesture that meant gone away: Normally this consists of tapping the edge of the right hand against the open left palm, a sign used equally in Italy, France, Spain, and North Africa to mean lets go or gone. 79 Montalbano brought his fingertips together, pointing upwards, artichokelike: This is a familiar gesture of questioning used by all Italians. 2 9 4 N O T E S 79 Fr?re . . . Salvo: The French conversation translates as follows: Brother? [. . .] Yes. His brother Ahmed. Where is he? I dont know, [. . . .] Her husband? [. . .] Just Fran?oiss father. A bad man. [. . .] My name is Aisha, [. . .] Mine is Salvo, [. . .] 81 five hundred million lire: About $300,000 at the time of the novels publication in 1998. 96 two hundred twenty thousand lire . . . three hundred eighty thousand . . . one hundred seventy-seven thousand lire: Respectively, about $150, $200, and $95 at the time. 105 he was going out to the nearest tobacco shop: Tobacco products in Italy are distributed by the state monopoly and sold only in licensed shops, bars, and caf?s. 107 when Montelusa was called Kerkent: The fictional Montelusa is modeled on the city of Agrigento (the ancient Agrigentum), called Girgenti by the Sicilians and Kerkent by the Arabs. 109 childrens late-morning snacks: Lunch in Italy isnt usually eaten until one or one-thirty in the afternoon, and mothers often pack a snack for their children to quell their late-morning hunger. 121 torroncini: Marzipan pastries filled with pumpkin jam and covered with roasted almonds. 123 the Lacapra case: Lap?cora means the sheep, while Lacapra means the goat. 2 9 5 N O T E S 124 pasta ncasciata: A casserole of pasta corta that is, elbow macaroni, penne, ziti, mezzi ziti, or something similartomato sauce, ground beef, Parmesan cheese, and b?chamel. 131 By repenting . . . turning states witness against the Mafia: In Italy Mafia turncoats are called pentiti , repenters, and many people, like Montalbano, believe they are treated too leniently by the government. 131 c?lia e simenza: A snack food of chickpeas and pumpkin seeds, sometimes with peanuts as well. 136 Is this . . . sappelle?: The French here translates as fol lows: Is this your uncle? Yes. Whats his name? [. . .] Ahmed? Just Ahmed? Oh, no. Ahmed Moussa. And your mother? Whats her name? 147 nine hundred thousand: At the time of the novels writing, about $500. 156 Pippo Baudo: A famous Italian television personality and master of ceremonies for a number of different variety shows. 159 No one must ever know that Inspector Montalbano was rescued by the carabinieri. The carabinieri, considered not very intelligent in the popular imagination, are a national paramilitary police force. They and the local police forces are often in competition with each other. 162 On Saturday: Italian children attend school Monday through Saturday. 167 Forty-four million two hundred thousand annually: About $23,000. 2 9 6 N O T E S 179 Did?o . . . The Wrath of God: Di Dio means of God in Italian. 191 Tot? and Peppino: Tot?, born Antonio de Curtis to a princely family, was one of the greatest comic actors of twentieth-century Italy. He made many famous films with Peppino, born Peppino De Filippo, another great comic and, like Tot?, from Naples. 192 Wasnt that title abolished half a century ago?: Much used and abused during the Fascist era, the title Your Excellency was finally banned after World War II, though many government digni-taries still defy the ban. 223 Two hundred million lire!: About $110,000. 225 Guarda come dondolo . . . col twist: See how I sway, see how I sway, doing the twist. Lines from a popular song written and performed by Edoardo Vianello. 241 Montanelli: Indro Montanelli (19092001) was a famous journalist who began his long career during the time of the Fascists, whom he initially supported. He continued to work as a columnist and social critic until his death. 244 to compensate . . . for his . . . surname: Pera means pear in Italian. 263 Celeste Aida: A famous aria from Giuseppe Verdis opera Aida . 269 the miracle of the blood of San Gennaro: San Gennaro (St. Januarius) is the patron saint of Naples. Though little is known about him, his celebrity lies in the alleged miracle of the liquefac-tion of his blood, which is kept in a small glass vial in the epony-mous cathedral of that city. The miracle is believed to occur some eighteen times a year, but the main event is on September 19, the saints feast day, when large crowds always gather to witness it. Failure to liquefy is believed to be a dire portent. 283 a certain Libyan airplane . . . from the impact: On June 27, 1980, an Italian airliner crashed into the sea near the Sicilian island of Ustica. All eighty-one people on board died, and the incident has remained shrouded in mystery. The most prevalent theory is that the plane was shot down by a missile during a NATO exercise, but NATO has always denied this. The radar data, meanwhile, have disappeared. Many rumors (never confirmed) have since surfaced saying that an aerial battle had taken place during an attempt by NATO to shoot down the plane in which Colonel Ghaddafi was traveling. Whatever the case, shortly after the incident a fallen Libyan warplane was recovered in the Calabrian mountains, which the Italian secret service said had crashed the same day as the airliner. The only problem was that the pilot would have to have been dead while flying the airplane, since a verifiable autopsy (after an earlier one had been proven false) showed that hed died twelve days before the crash. Notes compiled by Stephen Sartarelli . 2 9 8

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